THE TKC SATURDAY NIGHT PLAYLIST!!! KANSAS CITY NEEDS BETTER NICKNAMES FOR JOLIE JUSTUS & QUINTON LUCAS!!!
Pejorative nicknames are a classic bully tactic that President Trump has used masterfully to destroy his competition.
Playing up the super hero angle for their own political fortunes: In Kansas City, most admirers know Quinton Lucas simply as Q. Meanwhile, the Jolie Justus camp has earned a great deal of mileage out of their "Justus League" moniker.
Here's the challenge:
BOTH OF THESE CANDIDATES NEED NICKNAMES FROM KANSAS CITY VOTERS THAT EXEMPLIFY THEIR POLICIES!!!
We'll start the bidding with:
Double-Cross Quinton
And then . .
Jittery Jolie.
But we think you can do better. Or worse.
And this inspires our playlist tonight . . .
As always, thanks for reading this week and have a safe and fun Saturday night.
Nicknames are silly. The President might use them effectively but I don't think it's something that endears him to people. It might be one of the few things that won't look good to defend in public in the next series of presidential debates.
ReplyDeleteThe President has supporters of his policies. That's his secret to success. I honestly hope Jolie & Quinton can do something similar.
WRONG!
DeleteNever underestimate how much people like watching a car wreck.
A car wreck?! How about a wicked witch meltdown?! Don't forget bully Hilly's lame blame games: "Bimbo eruptions", "basket of depolorables", "vast right-wing conspiracy", and MORE! Bad Billy's enabler was rotten rude about Gennifer Flowers, calling her "a failed cabaret singer". Hilly should have called Billy a failed spouse for being a sexual assaulter and serial philanderer!!
DeleteThat's not very inspiring.
ReplyDeleteSad.
Roly Poly Jolie eats a lot of pussy
ReplyDeleteSo do you ^^^
ReplyDeleteMucus Lucas smokes a lot of pole.
ReplyDeleteTweedledee & Tweedledum
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't matter which is witch, because that's the point.
Hey quinton do you read this blog? Good for you for getting out of that DUI. You weren’t driving so it’s not It DRIVING under the influence. Jolie...well I don’t know about her. Neither of these candidates will address the crime problem. I mean, they talk about crime in KC but they dare not say what it is. Quinton being from the third district would alienate all his voter base if he got tough on crime.
ReplyDeleteIf quinton Lucas started holding third district single moms accountable for their teens he wouldn’t get one vote. Hey quinton, stand up and start calling out young black men for being absent fathers. Do what’s tough. Speak the truth instead of being a token political negro. You are pathetic.
Justus Bulbous
ReplyDeleteLucas the Clueless
Garflunkul
ReplyDeleteI suppose that "Self-Absorbed, Greedy, Corrupt, Disingenuous, Power-Hungry Asshats with a Mentally Unhinged Need for Control" is a little too long for a nickname.
ReplyDeleteAnd also confusing, since it applies equally to both candidates.
With Jolie you have a chance to have better leadership. Unfortunately she supported many of Sly's policies. Sly is a fat slob and he conducted himself as Mayor in an abrupt and illogical manner.
ReplyDeleteLucas- he never looked at crime as KC's #1 problem possibly due to the fact that he does not want the focus to be on the origins of this issue. With Lucas you will get more 18th and Vine, Paseo renaming, Jazz Museum board of directors, Baptist ministers and City funding of grocery stores in his district. I could never voter for this guy...
How about Dumb and Dumber?
ReplyDeleteFat, Phobic, Lesbian
ReplyDeleteHave they released their tax returns yet? I don't really care.
ReplyDeleteQuinton Lucas = "SINGLE MOTHER, FAKE PROFESSOR, DUI, KC CARPETBAGGER"
ReplyDeleteJolie Justus = "LESBIAN, PRO BOZO, SECRET MEETING NON-COLLABORATOR, KC CARPET MUNCHER"
Fag vs. Fag.
ReplyDeleteMayors
Lack
KommonSence
Hey Dave I like, "Bulbous Justus" instead of how you did it.
ReplyDeleteLucas the Clueless, now that's priceless.
How about "Mayor" for Lucas. Yeah, that'll work.
ReplyDeleteVFL
Just for fun though, Quinton "The Teflon" Donald Lucas also works very well.
DeleteYou mean Hokey Pokey Jolie?
ReplyDeleteIn, then out of the race when Diana Kander's Jockey filed, then back in when Little Jason had a PTSDICan'tWin attack? She just wants it in a walk?
You mean Hillary 2.0--running the worst mayoral race ever?
You mean Stewardess of the Grounded 9 Year Funded KCI?
You mean FlySlyKCI--BlowinInTheWind?
You mean BlubberInABlazer/Potholes Don't Faze Her?
You mean Female Captain of the Titanic?
You mean The Heir Apparent the Chamber Can't Stand?
You mean The Unendorsed ChamberMaid?
You mean Desperate HorseWife?
Or The Helen Keller of Potholes, Pipes and Crime
Or TrolleyJolley
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As for Quinton Lucas, I'm with 6:01 Mayor Q.
Or--
NotJolie
Or--A Choice not an echo
or--All who voted against her once and didn't change their mind...
or Mayor Pete from the Hood
You're right, Tony. This assignment did not exactly flow.
Just remember, people vote against, not for.
Therefore, since Jolie was the heir apparent of Sly,once she got back IN the race, which showed her weak hand and her weak polling--re Jason Kander--and barely won the 11 way primary, and never did or said anything to change the voters minds, including her dreadful debate #1, and the Chamber board gnawing off their arm and refusing to endorse her, it WILL be Mayor Q.