Saturday, May 11, 2019

THE TKC SATURDAY NIGHT PLAYLIST!!! KANSAS CITY NEEDS BETTER NICKNAMES FOR JOLIE JUSTUS & QUINTON LUCAS!!!



Pejorative nicknames are a classic bully tactic that President Trump has used masterfully to destroy his competition.

Playing up the super hero angle for their own political fortunes: In Kansas City, most admirers know Quinton Lucas simply as Q. Meanwhile, the Jolie Justus camp has earned a great deal of mileage out of their "Justus League" moniker.



Here's the challenge:

BOTH OF THESE CANDIDATES NEED NICKNAMES FROM KANSAS CITY VOTERS THAT EXEMPLIFY THEIR POLICIES!!!

We'll start the bidding with:

Double-Cross Quinton

And then . .

Jittery Jolie.

But we think you can do better. Or worse.

And this inspires our playlist tonight . . .



As always, thanks for reading this week and have a safe and fun Saturday night.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nicknames are silly. The President might use them effectively but I don't think it's something that endears him to people. It might be one of the few things that won't look good to defend in public in the next series of presidential debates.

The President has supporters of his policies. That's his secret to success. I honestly hope Jolie & Quinton can do something similar.

Dex said...

WRONG!

Never underestimate how much people like watching a car wreck.

Bd KC said...

That's not very inspiring.

Sad.

Anonymous said...

Roly Poly Jolie eats a lot of pussy

Anonymous said...

So do you ^^^

Anonymous said...

Mucus Lucas smokes a lot of pole.

Byron Funkhouser said...

Tweedledee & Tweedledum

It doesn't matter which is witch, because that's the point.

Anonymous said...

Hey quinton do you read this blog? Good for you for getting out of that DUI. You weren’t driving so it’s not It DRIVING under the influence. Jolie...well I don’t know about her. Neither of these candidates will address the crime problem. I mean, they talk about crime in KC but they dare not say what it is. Quinton being from the third district would alienate all his voter base if he got tough on crime.

If quinton Lucas started holding third district single moms accountable for their teens he wouldn’t get one vote. Hey quinton, stand up and start calling out young black men for being absent fathers. Do what’s tough. Speak the truth instead of being a token political negro. You are pathetic.

Super Dave said...

Justus Bulbous

Lucas the Clueless

And, call HERself a 2 times failed POTUS candidate!! said...

A car wreck?! How about a wicked witch meltdown?! Don't forget bully Hilly's lame blame games: "Bimbo eruptions", "basket of depolorables", "vast right-wing conspiracy", and MORE! Bad Billy's enabler was rotten rude about Gennifer Flowers, calling her "a failed cabaret singer". Hilly should have called Billy a failed spouse for being a sexual assaulter and serial philanderer!!

Anonymous said...

Garflunkul

Anonymous said...

I suppose that "Self-Absorbed, Greedy, Corrupt, Disingenuous, Power-Hungry Asshats with a Mentally Unhinged Need for Control" is a little too long for a nickname.

And also confusing, since it applies equally to both candidates.

Anonymous said...

With Jolie you have a chance to have better leadership. Unfortunately she supported many of Sly's policies. Sly is a fat slob and he conducted himself as Mayor in an abrupt and illogical manner.
Lucas- he never looked at crime as KC's #1 problem possibly due to the fact that he does not want the focus to be on the origins of this issue. With Lucas you will get more 18th and Vine, Paseo renaming, Jazz Museum board of directors, Baptist ministers and City funding of grocery stores in his district. I could never voter for this guy...

Anonymous said...

How about Dumb and Dumber?

Anonymous said...

Fat, Phobic, Lesbian

Anonymous said...

Have they released their tax returns yet? I don't really care.

Anonymous said...

Quinton Lucas = "SINGLE MOTHER, FAKE PROFESSOR, DUI, KC CARPETBAGGER"


Jolie Justus = "LESBIAN, PRO BOZO, SECRET MEETING NON-COLLABORATOR, KC CARPET MUNCHER"

Anonymous said...

Fag vs. Fag.

Mayors
Lack
KommonSence

Anonymous said...

Hey Dave I like, "Bulbous Justus" instead of how you did it.


Lucas the Clueless, now that's priceless.

Anonymous said...

How about "Mayor" for Lucas. Yeah, that'll work.

VFL

Anonymous said...

Just for fun though, Quinton "The Teflon" Donald Lucas also works very well.

Tracy Thomas said...

You mean Hokey Pokey Jolie?
In, then out of the race when Diana Kander's Jockey filed, then back in when Little Jason had a PTSDICan'tWin attack? She just wants it in a walk?

You mean Hillary 2.0--running the worst mayoral race ever?

You mean Stewardess of the Grounded 9 Year Funded KCI?

You mean FlySlyKCI--BlowinInTheWind?

You mean BlubberInABlazer/Potholes Don't Faze Her?

You mean Female Captain of the Titanic?

You mean The Heir Apparent the Chamber Can't Stand?

You mean The Unendorsed ChamberMaid?

You mean Desperate HorseWife?

Or The Helen Keller of Potholes, Pipes and Crime

Or TrolleyJolley

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As for Quinton Lucas, I'm with 6:01 Mayor Q.

Or--
NotJolie

Or--A Choice not an echo

or--All who voted against her once and didn't change their mind...

or Mayor Pete from the Hood

You're right, Tony. This assignment did not exactly flow.
Just remember, people vote against, not for.
Therefore, since Jolie was the heir apparent of Sly,once she got back IN the race, which showed her weak hand and her weak polling--re Jason Kander--and barely won the 11 way primary, and never did or said anything to change the voters minds, including her dreadful debate #1, and the Chamber board gnawing off their arm and refusing to endorse her, it WILL be Mayor Q.