Friday, May 10, 2019

Pre-K Distraction: Worlds Of Fun Wants Kansas City To Forget About Teen Riot

They downplayed an EPIC BRAWL among hundreds of youngsters and now invite a great many rugrats to their park in hopes that tiny patrons are less trouble. Take a look:

ATTENTION PARENTS: Worlds of Fun offering free Pre-K season pass for limited time

Worlds of Fun and Oceans of Fun are offering a free entry to the theme parks for children between 3- and 5-years-old for the entire 2019 season. But you need to hurry because the free passes are available for a limited time.According to Worlds of Fun, you must register online before going to the park, and registration ends May 27.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes well we would like to forget about Sly James but that ain't happening.

WoF=Worst of Felunz! said...

It's marketing genius to appear so generous. Parents won't be just dropping off tiny tots for cheap sitter service like the bum babymamas dump their 'teens'.

The little kiddies who get the "freebies" have adults with them who must buy tickets. Eats, drinks, and souvenirs sales add to the Ka-Ching scheme. Plus, the hoped for side benefit is that the optics of more tiny innocents with more adults says: "Safe Family Fun" instead of "Baddies, Hoes, & Bros Brawling".

Anonymous said...

Only the geriatric fucktards who populate this blog still care. Everyone who matters has moved on. None of you cry-babies are their target demo anyways.

Anonymous said...

12:06 go neck.


As for WOF this is so sad what this theme park has turned into. Basically a ghetto daycare. Growing up it was so different for the rest of us. Now it’s full of loud, disrespectful, and foul mouth “kids” that cut in line for rides. Fuck that place it’s done.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to World of Thugs

Anonymous said...

Apparently inane geezer hater commentator @12:06 goes out there often to be wit his utes.

Anonymous said...

This isn't something new. They've had this deal offered for years

Anonymous said...

Apparently you losers have nothing better to do today. We've all moved on. Go outside! It's nice out!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Nice that Worlds Of Fun stipulated an age limit otherwise the 12 to 18 year old hood rats would be getting in free.

Yum! said...

Oh, look gayzer's come up for air under the bushes by the BathHouse out in his favorite park. Yep, he and his buttboiz have all moved on. They're going to have frequent picnics together while it's so nice out. They love having their weiners in buns.