They downplayed an EPIC BRAWL among hundreds of youngsters and now invite a great many rugrats to their park in hopes that tiny patrons are less trouble. Take a look:
ATTENTION PARENTS: Worlds of Fun offering free Pre-K season pass for limited time
Worlds of Fun and Oceans of Fun are offering a free entry to the theme parks for children between 3- and 5-years-old for the entire 2019 season. But you need to hurry because the free passes are available for a limited time.According to Worlds of Fun, you must register online before going to the park, and registration ends May 27.
Yes well we would like to forget about Sly James but that ain't happening.
ReplyDeleteIt's marketing genius to appear so generous. Parents won't be just dropping off tiny tots for cheap sitter service like the bum babymamas dump their 'teens'.
ReplyDeleteThe little kiddies who get the "freebies" have adults with them who must buy tickets. Eats, drinks, and souvenirs sales add to the Ka-Ching scheme. Plus, the hoped for side benefit is that the optics of more tiny innocents with more adults says: "Safe Family Fun" instead of "Baddies, Hoes, & Bros Brawling".
Only the geriatric fucktards who populate this blog still care. Everyone who matters has moved on. None of you cry-babies are their target demo anyways.
ReplyDelete12:06 go neck.
ReplyDeleteAs for WOF this is so sad what this theme park has turned into. Basically a ghetto daycare. Growing up it was so different for the rest of us. Now it’s full of loud, disrespectful, and foul mouth “kids” that cut in line for rides. Fuck that place it’s done.
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ReplyDeleteApparently inane geezer hater commentator @12:06 goes out there often to be wit his utes.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't something new. They've had this deal offered for years
ReplyDeleteApparently you losers have nothing better to do today. We've all moved on. Go outside! It's nice out!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, look gayzer's come up for air under the bushes by the BathHouse out in his favorite park. Yep, he and his buttboiz have all moved on. They're going to have frequent picnics together while it's so nice out. They love having their weiners in buns.
DeleteNice that Worlds Of Fun stipulated an age limit otherwise the 12 to 18 year old hood rats would be getting in free.
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