FEAR KANSAS CITY TUESDAY NIGHT TORNADO TERROR OPEN THREAD!!!



Weather news is sending the Kansas City middle-class into a tizzy.

There are even SIRENS IN MIDTOWN KC despite the fact that more junkies on urban core streets scares TKC far more . . .

A few observations from TKC readers so far . . .

- Johnny Rowlands is mad brave for his helicopter heroism covering the twister.

- Ellen McNamara is doing advertising promo betwixt tornado updates.

- Apparently, on this midweek night, rural Kansas news dominates headlines.

Even better . . .

KANSAS CITY TOY STREETCAR SERVICE HAS BEEN SUSPENDED AND IT'S NOT EVEN RAINING INSIDE THE LOOP!!!



To be fair, some ominous clouds near the Legends might (or might not) be cause for panic.

And so . . .

SHARE YOUR KANSAS CITY STORM FEAR AS THE METRO HUDDLES AROUND THE TV IN ORDER TO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE ANTICS OF WEATHER NEWSIES!!!

Check the links:

KSHB: Tornado emergencies issued in KC area after storm rips through Lawrence

KCUR: Massive Tornado Winding Through Eastern Kansas, Damaging Homes

KMBC: NewsChopper9: Debris spotted as tornado passes through Linwood, Kansas

NewsChopper9: LIVE - Massive tornado on the ground near Kansas City

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. Gotta give him credit, at least Johnny Rowlands makes it interesting.

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    1. hysterical hot titty news lady5/28/19, 7:29 PM

      Take cover!

      But stay tuned!

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    2. Dig the reference and the snark. Tornadoes are serious business and I know that we all care so deeply about rural Kansas, that's why the area goes mostly ignored during the other 361 days a year where there's not an F-5 tornado. Somebody should make a movie about all of this!

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    3. They call it the TITTY TWISTER!

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  2. not a laughing matter. There are people's lives at stake and at least the weather people are reporting REAL news, not just political gossip.

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    1. ^^^^ Actually, I agree given that most TKC readers live in trailers and should be very scared.

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    2. ^^And, given that there are the section ape readers too skeered to leave their ratty, roachy apartments to go to the rattier, roachier basements of the apartment buildings.

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  3. Gary Lezack's used condom5/28/19, 7:44 PM

    TAKE COVER BITCHES!

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  4. I blame the schools.

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  5. I honestly feel for the people in rural Kansas and Missouri, they are constantly battered by the weather yet their elected leaders deny climate change or the impact that so much pollution is having on the environment. If we want to protect these people, we would vote all Republicans out of office immediately! They are a danger to our cities, towns and women.

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  6. ^^^^ Shhhh. I'm trying to watch this weather woman wiggle with excitement.

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  7. d-baggy
    potty mouthing
    =
    parental fine

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  8. They shut down the streetcar because there are clouds near the legends? WTF?

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  9. I'm voting for Gary Lezak, he is a REAL MAN and the only weather hero in Kansas City.

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  10. Angela K is Byron

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    1. Kc konspiracy5/28/19, 8:06 PM

      ^^^^ no, you are byron trying to get attention BITCH!

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    2. Bitchy attention whore, pouting and shouting in CAPS!5/28/19, 8:11 PM

      ^^ BlieROB again !^^

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  11. ^^^^ that’s sad that byron is pretending to be a woman, no wonder he’s so angry all the time, that’s because they denied his request for a sex change! Hahahahaha!

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  12. ^^^ does he want to become a black woman!

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  13. Natural Disaster5/28/19, 8:10 PM

    I realize I want to be safe & wet in Tony's arms when SHTF

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  14. Section ape can’t read so.....

    Besides, they’re scared of basements!

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  15. Right, Angela K, because there have never been tornadoes in Kansas or Missouri until now.

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  16. No need to go to all that trouble Angela K, just have the democrats pass a law banning tornadoes

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  17. Angela K you are such an idiot when it's hot outside you call it global warming and when it's cool you call it climate change. So which is it? Seems you liberals can't get your story straight. Maybe the cows farted to much and the whirlwind turned into a tornado. Geeez you people are something else.

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  18. TOP PHOTO -- THE CREATURE AND THE BLACK LAGOON

    A KCMO voter ponders the choice between Jolie Justus and Quinton Lucas!!!

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  19. weather channel was freaking out like it was a Sharknado.

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  20. Byron Funkhouser5/28/19, 9:16 PM

    I think Byron is Byron, but the logic of that confuses Republicans.

    This weeks' weather is unprecedented.

    Take cover, dummies, global warming is coming for you, & it doesn't care if you deny its existence.

    'It's not nice to fool Mother Nature'.

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    1. Mother Nature is against abortion, Byron.

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  21. I’m sure some dumb ass in kc with wood pegs in his or hers ears and blue hair is getting on Twitter to blame trump for this.

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  22. A real storm is coming to sweep the Kansas and Missouri Republicans out of office because of their persecution of women. #timesup

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    1. Missouri has a woman candidate for what office? That is funny!

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  23. The weather people cause way more anxiety to people than needed! Anything TV is always propaganda, and with weather in the midwest sometimes its warranted in small cases. The TV weather dudes and chicks have a reponsibility to keep their reputation in tact when nasty weather gets close, whats the definition of close? because a media coverage area is about 250 miles in a circle from the station. When a radar indicated tornado via radar touches just 1 foot in your county ALL of the sirens in that county go off, which is so not nessessary, it might give a grandma a heart attack and she dies not from the storm but because the weather people have to use propaganda to get hot ratings and with storms those ratings can get national attention.

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  24. Get that Elan Musk dude to bore some tunnels and the Trolleys can run 24-7 and fuck the tornados!

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  25. Get Byron to drive the streetcar. They'll run right off the rails and shut down for good. Oh, I forgot. Byron is allergic to work.

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  26. Byron does not exist...you have all been had.

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  27. Let's face it. If TV weather chicks weren't putting on a daily tits 'n' ass show, nobody would ever know a tornado was in the hood. Most people around here spend their lives in a spectrum that ranges from ignorant to oblivious.

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  28. I enjoyed hearing Gary Lezak telling people to get into the closet.

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  29. This millenial know sum shit5/29/19, 8:29 PM

    10:02 I laughed so hard I farted, the smell was simple - it stunk and made me realize your comment was no longer funny!!

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