Tuesday, May 28, 2019

FEAR KANSAS CITY TUESDAY NIGHT TORNADO TERROR OPEN THREAD!!!



Weather news is sending the Kansas City middle-class into a tizzy.

There are even SIRENS IN MIDTOWN KC despite the fact that more junkies on urban core streets scares TKC far more . . .

A few observations from TKC readers so far . . .

- Johnny Rowlands is mad brave for his helicopter heroism covering the twister.

- Ellen McNamara is doing advertising promo betwixt tornado updates.

- Apparently, on this midweek night, rural Kansas news dominates headlines.

Even better . . .

KANSAS CITY TOY STREETCAR SERVICE HAS BEEN SUSPENDED AND IT'S NOT EVEN RAINING INSIDE THE LOOP!!!



To be fair, some ominous clouds near the Legends might (or might not) be cause for panic.

And so . . .

SHARE YOUR KANSAS CITY STORM FEAR AS THE METRO HUDDLES AROUND THE TV IN ORDER TO PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE ANTICS OF WEATHER NEWSIES!!!

Check the links:

KSHB: Tornado emergencies issued in KC area after storm rips through Lawrence

KCUR: Massive Tornado Winding Through Eastern Kansas, Damaging Homes

KMBC: NewsChopper9: Debris spotted as tornado passes through Linwood, Kansas

NewsChopper9: LIVE - Massive tornado on the ground near Kansas City

Developing . . .

39 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gotta give him credit, at least Johnny Rowlands makes it interesting.

hysterical hot titty news lady said...

Take cover!

But stay tuned!

Anonymous said...

not a laughing matter. There are people's lives at stake and at least the weather people are reporting REAL news, not just political gossip.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Actually, I agree given that most TKC readers live in trailers and should be very scared.

Anonymous said...

Dig the reference and the snark. Tornadoes are serious business and I know that we all care so deeply about rural Kansas, that's why the area goes mostly ignored during the other 361 days a year where there's not an F-5 tornado. Somebody should make a movie about all of this!

Anonymous said...

They call it the TITTY TWISTER!

Gary Lezack's used condom said...

TAKE COVER BITCHES!

Anonymous said...

I blame the schools.

Angela K. said...

I honestly feel for the people in rural Kansas and Missouri, they are constantly battered by the weather yet their elected leaders deny climate change or the impact that so much pollution is having on the environment. If we want to protect these people, we would vote all Republicans out of office immediately! They are a danger to our cities, towns and women.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ Shhhh. I'm trying to watch this weather woman wiggle with excitement.

Anonymous said...

d-baggy
potty mouthing
=
parental fine

Anonymous said...

They shut down the streetcar because there are clouds near the legends? WTF?

Anonymous said...

I'm voting for Gary Lezak, he is a REAL MAN and the only weather hero in Kansas City.

Anonymous said...

Angela K is Byron

Kc konspiracy said...

^^^^ no, you are byron trying to get attention BITCH!

Anonymous said...

^^And, given that there are the section ape readers too skeered to leave their ratty, roachy apartments to go to the rattier, roachier basements of the apartment buildings.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ that’s sad that byron is pretending to be a woman, no wonder he’s so angry all the time, that’s because they denied his request for a sex change! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

^^^ does he want to become a black woman!

Natural Disaster said...

I realize I want to be safe & wet in Tony's arms when SHTF

Anonymous said...

Section ape can’t read so.....

Besides, they’re scared of basements!

Bitchy attention whore, pouting and shouting in CAPS! said...

^^ BlieROB again !^^

Anonymous said...

Right, Angela K, because there have never been tornadoes in Kansas or Missouri until now.

Silvestor orgalthorp said...

No need to go to all that trouble Angela K, just have the democrats pass a law banning tornadoes

Anonymous said...


Angela K you are such an idiot when it's hot outside you call it global warming and when it's cool you call it climate change. So which is it? Seems you liberals can't get your story straight. Maybe the cows farted to much and the whirlwind turned into a tornado. Geeez you people are something else.

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- THE CREATURE AND THE BLACK LAGOON

A KCMO voter ponders the choice between Jolie Justus and Quinton Lucas!!!

Anonymous said...

weather channel was freaking out like it was a Sharknado.

Byron Funkhouser said...

I think Byron is Byron, but the logic of that confuses Republicans.

This weeks' weather is unprecedented.

Take cover, dummies, global warming is coming for you, & it doesn't care if you deny its existence.

'It's not nice to fool Mother Nature'.

Anonymous said...

I’m sure some dumb ass in kc with wood pegs in his or hers ears and blue hair is getting on Twitter to blame trump for this.

Anonymous said...

^^^^Fact

Angela K. said...

A real storm is coming to sweep the Kansas and Missouri Republicans out of office because of their persecution of women. #timesup

Anonymous said...

The weather people cause way more anxiety to people than needed! Anything TV is always propaganda, and with weather in the midwest sometimes its warranted in small cases. The TV weather dudes and chicks have a reponsibility to keep their reputation in tact when nasty weather gets close, whats the definition of close? because a media coverage area is about 250 miles in a circle from the station. When a radar indicated tornado via radar touches just 1 foot in your county ALL of the sirens in that county go off, which is so not nessessary, it might give a grandma a heart attack and she dies not from the storm but because the weather people have to use propaganda to get hot ratings and with storms those ratings can get national attention.

Anonymous said...

Mother Nature is against abortion, Byron.

Anonymous said...

Missouri has a woman candidate for what office? That is funny!

Anonymous said...

Get that Elan Musk dude to bore some tunnels and the Trolleys can run 24-7 and fuck the tornados!

Anonymous said...

Get Byron to drive the streetcar. They'll run right off the rails and shut down for good. Oh, I forgot. Byron is allergic to work.

Anonymous said...

Byron does not exist...you have all been had.

Anonymous said...

Let's face it. If TV weather chicks weren't putting on a daily tits 'n' ass show, nobody would ever know a tornado was in the hood. Most people around here spend their lives in a spectrum that ranges from ignorant to oblivious.

Anonymous said...

I enjoyed hearing Gary Lezak telling people to get into the closet.

This millenial know sum shit said...

10:02 I laughed so hard I farted, the smell was simple - it stunk and made me realize your comment was no longer funny!!