Friday, May 17, 2019
BEWARE!!! CITY HALL CHEERLEADERS CELEBRATE DRUNKEN KANSAS CITY CYCLISTS ON THE ROAD THIS MORNING!!!
This morning City Hall is pushing a public relations stunt to support the cyclist crowd after residents and voters seem to be growing tired of this expensive advocacy scheme.
Here's the official word about morning wheels rolling through local streets:
Join city staff and elected officials in celebrating #KCBikeMonth and National Bike to Work Day with a bicycle commuter coffee stop at 13th and Grand TOMORROW morning from 7:30-9:30 a.m! Bagels, coffee, and high fives will be provided. 🚴♂️🚴♀️☕️🖐️#BikeKC
However . . .
FRIDAY MORNING WILL ALSO GET BOOZY FOR MANY OF THESE KANSAS CITY BIKE ADVOCATES WHO ALWAYS BLAME DRIVERS FOR DANGER ON LOCAL STREETS!!!
Critics call out this odd paring . . .
Teaming up with @BikeWalkKC to give free beer to cyclists during their morning commute.
Just when you thought bike lanes were unsafe... "Here, hold your beer."
And so . . .
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!! BIKING WITH BEER IS THE NEW HOTNESS ACCORDING TO 12TH & OAK AND THEIR STRUGGLE TO MAKE LIFE HARDER FOR DRIVERS WHILST TOUTING HIPSTER CULTURE!!!
Developing . . .