Friday, April 19, 2019

TKC FRIDAY NIGHT CAPTION CONTEST!!! KANSAS CITY BBQ FLAVORED CONDOM INTERNETS TRIBUTE TO GUY FIERI!!!



Safety first, this one was found not only via social media but also by a brave TKC reader in the Guy Fieri faux taco dive bar housed within the P&L District that costs KCMO taxpayers $15-million every year.

Now . . .

CAPTION THE NEW SLOGAN FOR GUY FIERI KANSAS CITY BBQ FLAVORED CONDOMS IF YOU DARE!!!

Consider it not only a public service but also an important bit of Good Friday fun for all of those might lament this blog's "credibility" (lulz) but are stuck here alone amid our Friday night fellowship of malcontents.

You decide . . .

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

The snark is delicious.

As for the slogan . . .

Safety first on the way to flavortown works for me.

Anonymous said...

I thought Guy Fieri was a walking promotion for safer sex.

Wrap it up to go said...

To keep those smoked meats discreet.

Anonymous said...

Even more sophistication for the slugs at the P&L District.
Now even more than 25 million tourists from all over the world will be filling downtown's half-empty hotels.
Can't we somehow get Sly to ignore the law and run for another term?
Oh, wait!
Jolie will do!
World class.
Hahahahahaha!!

Anonymous said...

Oh this should be popular among the boys in westport, and the plaza rats with daddy issues.

Anonymous said...

Savor Kansas City!

Sandeimud said...

Guy gives KC the taste it loves and the protection we deserve.

Anonymous said...

Let Guy wrap your rascal i BBQ

Anonymous said...

CAPTION THE NEW SLOGAN FOR GUY FIERI KANSAS CITY BBQ FLAVORED CONDOMS

Guy says:
Wrap your meat before you start pokin'
Or that STD will get your pole a smokin'

Pick Classic, Sweet, or Extra Hot
It's a taste treat for the call girl, ho, or random harlot

Better heed this call from Guy Fieri
Who lost his manhood to Mary Carey.

Anonymous said...

No, nay, never...

Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner said...

@9:06 wins it.

Anonymous said...

Kansas City BBQ condoms: Dinner and a show!

baKC said...

8:30 & 9:06

baKC said...

(Guy Fieri banging = quite an EWWWWW mental image ...)

Anonymous said...

Shit, the menu said those things were tacos.

Anonymous said...

The only thing worse than eating slop at one of Guy's restaurants is having sex with a piece of plastic around your cock!

Larry Thrasher said...

Sounds like the product should be Hot Hot Hot

Anonymous said...

Well now we know what's in the "special Sauce"...

Anonymous said...

If you live in KC, you're getting fucked!