TKC FRIDAY NIGHT CAPTION CONTEST!!! KANSAS CITY BBQ FLAVORED CONDOM INTERNETS TRIBUTE TO GUY FIERI!!!



Safety first, this one was found not only via social media but also by a brave TKC reader in the Guy Fieri faux taco dive bar housed within the P&L District that costs KCMO taxpayers $15-million every year.

Now . . .

CAPTION THE NEW SLOGAN FOR GUY FIERI KANSAS CITY BBQ FLAVORED CONDOMS IF YOU DARE!!!

Consider it not only a public service but also an important bit of Good Friday fun for all of those might lament this blog's "credibility" (lulz) but are stuck here alone amid our Friday night fellowship of malcontents.

You decide . . .

Comments

  1. The snark is delicious.

    As for the slogan . . .

    Safety first on the way to flavortown works for me.

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    1. I thought Guy Fieri was a walking promotion for safer sex.

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    2. Wrap it up to go4/19/19, 7:06 PM

      To keep those smoked meats discreet.

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  2. Even more sophistication for the slugs at the P&L District.
    Now even more than 25 million tourists from all over the world will be filling downtown's half-empty hotels.
    Can't we somehow get Sly to ignore the law and run for another term?
    Oh, wait!
    Jolie will do!
    World class.
    Hahahahahaha!!

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  3. Oh this should be popular among the boys in westport, and the plaza rats with daddy issues.

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  4. Savor Kansas City!

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  5. Guy gives KC the taste it loves and the protection we deserve.

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  6. Let Guy wrap your rascal i BBQ

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  7. CAPTION THE NEW SLOGAN FOR GUY FIERI KANSAS CITY BBQ FLAVORED CONDOMS

    Guy says:
    Wrap your meat before you start pokin'
    Or that STD will get your pole a smokin'

    Pick Classic, Sweet, or Extra Hot
    It's a taste treat for the call girl, ho, or random harlot

    Better heed this call from Guy Fieri
    Who lost his manhood to Mary Carey.

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  8. No, nay, never...

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  9. Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner4/19/19, 9:53 PM

    @9:06 wins it.

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  10. Kansas City BBQ condoms: Dinner and a show!

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  11. (Guy Fieri banging = quite an EWWWWW mental image ...)

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  12. Shit, the menu said those things were tacos.

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  13. The only thing worse than eating slop at one of Guy's restaurants is having sex with a piece of plastic around your cock!

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  14. Larry Thrasher4/20/19, 10:14 AM

    Sounds like the product should be Hot Hot Hot

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  15. Well now we know what's in the "special Sauce"...

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  16. If you live in KC, you're getting fucked!

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