TKC MUST SEE!!! COUNCIL LADY AND KANSAS CITY MAYORAL PRIMARY 2019 FRONT RUNNER JOLIE JUSTUS JOINS THE 'GANGSTA GOODIES' KITCHEN!!!



Call this a wholesome Kansas City silly season bake-off wherein the leading candidate for mayor shows her domestic skill to potential voters.

A refresher . . .

The "Gangsta Goodies Kitchen" is a poorly named local "urban" cooking show that seems like a fun time but probably not the best place to engage the inner-city electorate.

This weekend, Council Lady and Mayoral candidate Jolie Justus shared a family recipe as she hopes her primary votes are heating up and won't collapse like a flan in a cupboard.



Take a look:



You decide . . .

Comments

  1. Your.

    Next.

    Mayor.

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  2. ^^^ No thank you.

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  3. Her cooking skills suck, if she was any good at it she wouldn’t weigh 200lbs!

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  4. ^^^ you dumb son of a bitch. IF she's fat doesn't that mean her cooking is good? Skinny bitches are the ones with bad cooking. Use some logic you dumb fuck.

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  5. Jolie eats a lot of KFC

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  6. ^^^ Lulz. Among other things.

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  7. Regardless of what clown is installed they are coming after your money.

    So make an intelligent plan to minimize their destruction.



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  8. How stupid.

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  9. Funny and very entertaining!

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  10. Byron Funkhouser3/31/19, 10:24 AM

    9:47, no it doesn't. It means if you eat her cooking you may become fat, too. It is possible to eat well without becoming fat. It's also easier to make being fat socially acceptable than it is to maintain a healthy weight.

    I'm not endorsing anyone, but I think you will be making a mistake if you elect her or Clay.

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  11. 3/31/19, 10:13 AM3/31/19, 10:27 AM

    I was joking of course

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  12. TOP PHOTO -- SLEAZY BAKE OVEN

    Every time Jolie needs to re-stock her pantry, she calls her developer sugar-daddy for some dough!!!

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  13. Will people hold this phony crime task force leader bitch accountable?


    5 KC area teens have been shot in the last 24 hours

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  14. I know the new airport scheme she just cooked up is a recipe for disaster. 3.8 Billion dollars we don't have for a brand new airport we don't need. Gluttony.

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  15. All that's missing is her Sly James clown suit and bow tie.

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  16. Jolie needs to take her "gangsta" wannabe crap with her on a ride-along on an East Patrol dog watch in the middle of the night to see how well the recommendations from her worthless "anti-crime" task force are working out.
    Why is it that the vast majority of KCMO public wannabes are complete clowns?

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  17. TOP PHOTO
    "And those are my two specialities, Hare Pie and Muffin Munchies".

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  18. Jolie eats a lot of pussy

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    1. Well, from the looks of that picture pussy must be brimming with fat and calories.

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  19. Have a good look at the phony Kansas City Nice smile.

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  20. !!!! 11:02 FOR THE WIN !!!!
    +100,000 LMAO!

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  21. So it’s a cooking show and you ar doing a no bake recipe?

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  22. The KCMO "deep swamp" political manipulators and puppet masters will have no problem with this one.

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  23. Anybody but Jolie Justus! what an incompetent person! Her only qualification was to come to KC and start kissing up to the current Mayor so she could be heir apparent! Lousy excuse for a candidate!

    Anybody but Jolie Justus!

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  24. Wasn't this the woman you said The Star was going to endorse?

    Oh, right. She wasn't.

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  25. Woild Class CK3/31/19, 11:57 AM

    Record low voter turnout will determine the winner.


    LOL

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  26. She should do an in store demonstration at Cirilla's.


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  27. I fully expect Justus to be just a local Ocasio-Cortez type.


    ...Many of her constituents are already convinced that she has abandoned them in favor of appearing on Late Night TV, pushing her 'Green New Deal' and planning lunches with Elizabeth Warren.


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  28. In the Gangsta Kitchen do they make you eat lead?

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  29. What a grinning swine, fat from the public trough.

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  30. The manipulating front facade for the machine. Wrap it up in goodie cookies. Meanwhile she works for Darth Vader, Crooks Hardly Fakin.

    I don't have anything against her personally. I do though think Sly 2.0 is a horrible idea. So the jolly front, while carrying water for disproportionate real estate shenanigans and the Chamber sponsors is just not that enticing these days. In fact, if they were abusing the system in the last decade, let's have them sit a few songs out.

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  31. Can you smell what Jolie is cookin! Is this what desperation smells like! Hahahahaha!

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  32. Yeah, because gangsters in Kansas City are so cool and hip. Just call them homicide cookies.

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  33. What a tone deaf asshole move. This bloated twat did nothing about crime even though her fat ass sat on a do-nothing 'task force' to address it. Gangsta cookies are so cute and funny in the 5th most violent city in the country, which got that way from the thug/rape culture.

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  34. The real facts3/31/19, 4:25 PM

    Hearing Byron have an opinion is like wanting to have sex with Jolie. Very disturbing and disgusting.

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  35. She should have made a pig in a blanket!

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  36. Jolie = Slie in WhiteFace!!

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