Sunday, March 31, 2019

TKC MUST SEE!!! COUNCIL LADY AND KANSAS CITY MAYORAL PRIMARY 2019 FRONT RUNNER JOLIE JUSTUS JOINS THE 'GANGSTA GOODIES' KITCHEN!!!



Call this a wholesome Kansas City silly season bake-off wherein the leading candidate for mayor shows her domestic skill to potential voters.

A refresher . . .

The "Gangsta Goodies Kitchen" is a poorly named local "urban" cooking show that seems like a fun time but probably not the best place to engage the inner-city electorate.

This weekend, Council Lady and Mayoral candidate Jolie Justus shared a family recipe as she hopes her primary votes are heating up and won't collapse like a flan in a cupboard.



Take a look:



You decide . . .

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your.

Next.

Mayor.

Anonymous said...

^^^ No thank you.

Anonymous said...

Her cooking skills suck, if she was any good at it she wouldn’t weigh 200lbs!

Anonymous said...

^^^ you dumb son of a bitch. IF she's fat doesn't that mean her cooking is good? Skinny bitches are the ones with bad cooking. Use some logic you dumb fuck.

Anonymous said...

Jolie eats a lot of KFC

Anonymous said...

^^^ Lulz. Among other things.

Anonymous said...

Regardless of what clown is installed they are coming after your money.

So make an intelligent plan to minimize their destruction.



Anonymous said...

How stupid.

Anonymous said...

Funny and very entertaining!

Byron Funkhouser said...

9:47, no it doesn't. It means if you eat her cooking you may become fat, too. It is possible to eat well without becoming fat. It's also easier to make being fat socially acceptable than it is to maintain a healthy weight.

I'm not endorsing anyone, but I think you will be making a mistake if you elect her or Clay.

3/31/19, 10:13 AM said...

I was joking of course

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO -- SLEAZY BAKE OVEN

Every time Jolie needs to re-stock her pantry, she calls her developer sugar-daddy for some dough!!!

Anonymous said...

Will people hold this phony crime task force leader bitch accountable?


5 KC area teens have been shot in the last 24 hours

Hyperblogal said...

I know the new airport scheme she just cooked up is a recipe for disaster. 3.8 Billion dollars we don't have for a brand new airport we don't need. Gluttony.

Anonymous said...

All that's missing is her Sly James clown suit and bow tie.

Anonymous said...

Jolie needs to take her "gangsta" wannabe crap with her on a ride-along on an East Patrol dog watch in the middle of the night to see how well the recommendations from her worthless "anti-crime" task force are working out.
Why is it that the vast majority of KCMO public wannabes are complete clowns?

Anonymous said...

TOP PHOTO
"And those are my two specialities, Hare Pie and Muffin Munchies".

Anonymous said...

Jolie eats a lot of pussy

Anonymous said...

Have a good look at the phony Kansas City Nice smile.

Anonymous said...

!!!! 11:02 FOR THE WIN !!!!
+100,000 LMAO!

Anonymous said...

So it’s a cooking show and you ar doing a no bake recipe?

Anonymous said...

The KCMO "deep swamp" political manipulators and puppet masters will have no problem with this one.

Anonymous said...

Anybody but Jolie Justus! what an incompetent person! Her only qualification was to come to KC and start kissing up to the current Mayor so she could be heir apparent! Lousy excuse for a candidate!

Anybody but Jolie Justus!

Anonymous said...

Wasn't this the woman you said The Star was going to endorse?

Oh, right. She wasn't.

Woild Class CK said...

Record low voter turnout will determine the winner.


LOL

Anonymous said...

She should do an in store demonstration at Cirilla's.


Anonymous said...

Well, from the looks of that picture pussy must be brimming with fat and calories.

Anonymous said...

I fully expect Justus to be just a local Ocasio-Cortez type.


...Many of her constituents are already convinced that she has abandoned them in favor of appearing on Late Night TV, pushing her 'Green New Deal' and planning lunches with Elizabeth Warren.


Anonymous said...

In the Gangsta Kitchen do they make you eat lead?

Anonymous said...

What a grinning swine, fat from the public trough.

Anonymous said...

The manipulating front facade for the machine. Wrap it up in goodie cookies. Meanwhile she works for Darth Vader, Crooks Hardly Fakin.

I don't have anything against her personally. I do though think Sly 2.0 is a horrible idea. So the jolly front, while carrying water for disproportionate real estate shenanigans and the Chamber sponsors is just not that enticing these days. In fact, if they were abusing the system in the last decade, let's have them sit a few songs out.

Anonymous said...

10:56AM x2

Anonymous said...

Can you smell what Jolie is cookin! Is this what desperation smells like! Hahahahaha!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, because gangsters in Kansas City are so cool and hip. Just call them homicide cookies.

Anonymous said...

What a tone deaf asshole move. This bloated twat did nothing about crime even though her fat ass sat on a do-nothing 'task force' to address it. Gangsta cookies are so cute and funny in the 5th most violent city in the country, which got that way from the thug/rape culture.

The real facts said...

Hearing Byron have an opinion is like wanting to have sex with Jolie. Very disturbing and disgusting.

Anonymous said...

She should have made a pig in a blanket!

Anonymous said...

Jolie = Slie in WhiteFace!!