Thursday, March 28, 2019

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY ROYALS WILL SUCK 2019 BECAUSE THIS TOWN CAN'T STOP LIVING IN THE PAST!!!



Opening day lands on #TBT in an apropos celebration of glory days and false hope.

Fact . . .

The Kansas City Royals look horrible this 2019 season as local newsies hype the team despite the losing reality check that awaits. Sadly, this gutless cheerleading is symptomatic of the broken local discourse.  

Overlooking the problems of the hampered by injuries, without decent pitching and no real power player hitters is akin to so many news outlets "politely" ignoring rampant Kansas City violence, bad debt and politicos operating without any accountability.

Translation . . .

KANSAS CITY ROYALS 2019 HYPE IS FAKE NEWS JUST LIKE SO MUCH ELECTION SEASON CIVIC BOOSTERISM!!!

And yet the cacophony of locals singing high praise for this team is virtually unmatched. Fact is the Kansas City Royals World Series Champions have been decimated by a very short period of time and fanboys wasted two seasons simply denying the inevitable trip from first to worst.

Fact is, the World Series victory was nothing but a fluke and this season continues a time honored tradition of mediocre play as this town is happier reliving good times than looking toward an uncertain future.

Opening day links:

Sports Newsies Outside Of This Cowtown Realize Kansas City Sucks

The Kansas City Royals Won't Be Good, But They Are Improving


Fear Starts The Season

Opening Day at Kauffman comes with security update

KANSAS CITY, MO (KCTV) -- Opening Day has dawned on Kauffman Stadium. With people headed to the ballpark there are some security rules fans need to keep in mind. Right now, you can bring bags into the K, but they can't be bigger than a 16 by 16 by 8-inch bag.


75 Losses This Season MINIMUM

Kansas City Royals: Team Predictions for the 2019 Season

Boy do we deserve a better year than last! We watched some of the worst baseball in the history of the Kansas City Royals franchise. We also saw some pretty good play by the end of the year. It just took four months to get there. By then, the season was over.





You decide . . .

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fun stuff.

I think TKC. He maybe guaranteed a playoff position for the home team with a post this bitter.

Anonymous said...

Still no porn for the team this year? They will lose.

Anonymous said...

The coming retinal scans and fingerprinting as price of admission should help attendance at the ballpark.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ +100

Riding that train, high on Slycaine said...

We need downtown ball!

Anonymous said...

C'mon, it's baseball. Every fan base is optimistic on opening day. It's part of the tradition.

70+ wins would be "realistic optimism."

Buy, sleep, eat, don't think said...

18 Million hot dogs to be consumed

Anonymous said...

He's right.

Ever since Mr. Walmart bought this team its become the farm team for all of MLB, take potential players develop them and sell them off to the highest bidder. Buy 'em cheap, stack 'em deep.

The only way KC's going to get a consistently winning team is to either convince Glass to open up the checkbook to buy and keep talent here or else make him sell it to someone who will.



Ratings plunge for MSNBC's Rachel Maddow said...

Better put up my vibrant and robust umbrella for the game.

Anonymous said...

Maybe we should have a happy safe space day for suicidal millennial's.

Show em there is more to life then an internet connection-social media.

Anonymous said...

The one constant through all the years has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game, it’s a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and that could be again.

W. P. Kinsella, “Field of Dreams”

Anonymous said...

Who gives a shit what a fat, nonathletic, basement-bound blogger and a bunch of pants-shitting geezers think about baseball?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

^^^I don't think Tony or half these people here really think what they are saying. It's "what can I say to piss everyone off."

Anonymous said...


Hey just look at all of the new food they have this year, and check out the Queen ain't she cool Photoshoped right in there.

Who's Joseph Turner?

Anonymous said...

Since Missouri personalized plates have a maximum of six characters, I guess he won't be found anywhere.

Anonymous said...

You said that same shit back in 2015. Stick to titty pics basement boy, it's the only thing worth viewing on your blog.

Cryin Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said...

Does Baseball support my like, new green deal?

Anonymous said...

12:37 guess what, we don't give a damn what retarded crap you will sling out here next all day long either. So go pound sand somewhere else.

Byron Funkhouser said...

There are thirty teams. Therefore the odds of winning the World Series are 30 to 1. So, if you won around 1985, then you can expect to win again around 2015, & again, around 2045.

That's a lot of "we'll get 'em next year"'s.

Or, do you want to pretend that the games actually matter, that a team that wins 100 games is a lot better than a team that wins 99, etc.?

There is mostly parity, & the odds are 30 to 1.

Anonymous said...

Blind Byron. Go fuck yourself. We can do our own math. Idiot.

Anonymous said...

I support the home team. Don't be a hater. They could be REALLY good this year.

Anonymous said...

Royals are in first place!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Damn, Tony. What did the team ever do to you? You don’t have to be a cheerleader, but you don’t have to continually bash them either.