UNHAPPY ENDING: NO MORE KANSAS CITY MASSAGE PARLORS!?!?!

Local lady advocates argue against naughty rub downs that may contribute to international sex trafficking OR might just be a way for some women to make a buck in a way that's slightly safer than taking to the street.

Counter-Argument from Harper's: Why Prostitution Should Be Legal

The only thing we know for sure is that Kansas City media and folksy Midwestern newsies will shy away from any cutting questions regarding the sex trade and the world's oldest profession that's mostly legal in every other advanced Western nation.

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A recent trafficking bust shines the light on the dark world of massage parlors

Kansas City, MO - The resent sex trafficking bust involving Patriots owner Robert Kraft is nothing new, as far as trafficking under the guise of massage parlors goes. It's a problem across the nation and in our own community, but Executive Director of

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  1. Asian chicks have nice soft hairy pussies.

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  2. Which massage parlors are happy ?

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  3. https://www.lomilomi-massage.org/breast-massage-legality-USA.html

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  4. You get the best handjobs at the gay places.
    Them boys love their work and will even eat up the leftovers.

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  5. Yup figured all the sex criminals would be here commenting on this.

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  6. ^^^ nope, just you

    Most girls do this because they like to f#$k and get paid for it

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  7. You'd think a media company could figure out how to use a spell checker...

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  8. Hey chuck, which ones give the best happy endings. I know you have to pay for it, so that's why I'm asking.

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  9. Gopher Casey2/25/19, 8:21 AM

    8:03 we all pay for it one way or another my friend.

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  10. Fat-phobic misogynist2/25/19, 8:48 AM

    Certainly couldn't hurt anything. They could advertise without fear.

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  11. 8:03,
    At least Chuck ain't sitting in mommy's basement jacking off to monkey porn.

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  12. This is KCMO's stroke of luck.

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  13. Seriously though, what are you supposed to do if your wife cuts you off? I would rather go get a handjob at a legit place than get get a divorce.

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  14. ^^Well if you had a bigger dick and knew how to fuck, you wouldn't get cut off! Simp!

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  15. Thank God my mother raised me better than this. Not saying I am without sins or vices, but at least I don't have to walk into some seedy place and gratify myself using some poor maybe addicted maybe traumatized maybe trafficked young girl. Disgusting.

    Tom Brady is Greatest Of All Time.

    Robert Kraft is Grossest Of All Time.

    Thank,
    -Radish

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  16. Fuck You Radish

    Not a damn thing wrong with paying someone to rub your dick. If it was legal they wouldn't be seedy places and you wouldn't have to jack off to porn on the internet. To bad your Mom didn't raise you better.

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