Monday, February 25, 2019

UNHAPPY ENDING: NO MORE KANSAS CITY MASSAGE PARLORS!?!?!

Local lady advocates argue against naughty rub downs that may contribute to international sex trafficking OR might just be a way for some women to make a buck in a way that's slightly safer than taking to the street.

Counter-Argument from Harper's: Why Prostitution Should Be Legal

The only thing we know for sure is that Kansas City media and folksy Midwestern newsies will shy away from any cutting questions regarding the sex trade and the world's oldest profession that's mostly legal in every other advanced Western nation.

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A recent trafficking bust shines the light on the dark world of massage parlors

Kansas City, MO - The resent sex trafficking bust involving Patriots owner Robert Kraft is nothing new, as far as trafficking under the guise of massage parlors goes. It's a problem across the nation and in our own community, but Executive Director of

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Asian chicks have nice soft hairy pussies.

Anonymous said...

Which massage parlors are happy ?

Anonymous said...

https://www.lomilomi-massage.org/breast-massage-legality-USA.html

Anonymous said...

You get the best handjobs at the gay places.
Them boys love their work and will even eat up the leftovers.

Anonymous said...

Yup figured all the sex criminals would be here commenting on this.

Anonymous said...

^^^ nope, just you

Most girls do this because they like to f#$k and get paid for it

Anonymous said...

You'd think a media company could figure out how to use a spell checker...

Anonymous said...

Hey chuck, which ones give the best happy endings. I know you have to pay for it, so that's why I'm asking.

Gopher Casey said...

8:03 we all pay for it one way or another my friend.

Fat-phobic misogynist said...

Certainly couldn't hurt anything. They could advertise without fear.

Anonymous said...

8:03,
At least Chuck ain't sitting in mommy's basement jacking off to monkey porn.

Anonymous said...

This is KCMO's stroke of luck.

Anonymous said...

Seriously though, what are you supposed to do if your wife cuts you off? I would rather go get a handjob at a legit place than get get a divorce.

Anonymous said...

^^Well if you had a bigger dick and knew how to fuck, you wouldn't get cut off! Simp!

Anonymous said...

Thank God my mother raised me better than this. Not saying I am without sins or vices, but at least I don't have to walk into some seedy place and gratify myself using some poor maybe addicted maybe traumatized maybe trafficked young girl. Disgusting.

Tom Brady is Greatest Of All Time.

Robert Kraft is Grossest Of All Time.

Thank,
-Radish

Anonymous said...

Fuck You Radish

Not a damn thing wrong with paying someone to rub your dick. If it was legal they wouldn't be seedy places and you wouldn't have to jack off to porn on the internet. To bad your Mom didn't raise you better.