TKC MUST SEE!!! KANSAS CITY SWINGER SCENE EXPOSED BY KCTV5 AND LADY ANCHOR WEARING 'PUSSY BOW' BLOUSE!!!
This morning I was forced to confront a metaphorical crossroads betwixt desire vs. despair as I looked past the mirror and into the depths of my soul.
A Kansas City news item sent my way offered EXCLUSIVE insight that every other local media denizen has ignored. However, revealing this information threatens to send me and this blog down a path of earthly delights of which few can truly master and control.
Nevertheless, because the news is a temptress, lifestyle, vocation, addiction, calling, and this item NEEDS to be highlighted, I persist . . . To wit . . .
LAST NIGHT KCTV5 THRUST AN EPIC LOCAL SWINGER SCENE EXPOSÉ UPON KANSAS CITY VIEWERS INTRODUCED BY AN ANCHOR LADY ADORNED IN PROVOCATIVE "PUSSY BOW" FASHION!!!
As always, KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS have the first word:
About the KCTV5's swingers story . . . Keep in mind anchor Ellen McNamara wore a "pussy bow" blouse introducing the story . . . Sex sells!!
This isn't the first time we've seen this fashion signal. Remember at the outset of the Prez Trump era:
Intentional or not, Melania Trump's Gucci pussy-bow blouse made a statement at the debate
The First lady has been trolling her husband with her fashions ever since.
But back to reality and Kansas City . . .
Now, take a peek at the swinger story that was pretty good and started with a confessional from a hottie newsie about her bar propositions . . . Notice that she doesn't really say whether or not she accepted . . . Checkit:
Kansas City locals living mysterious private lives
Feel free to argue if this captivating story about life under the sheets of this cowtown is KANSAS CITY JOURNALISM or not . . . But the reality is that swingers and polyamory are on the rise in Kansas City and across the nation whilst marriage and the traditional American family wane as yet another defunct legacy of late capitalism.
You decide . . .
OF COURSE it's journalism. It tells a story that interests people and offers information into the lives of people in this city. It's more relevant to most tv viewers than most of the political stuff on TV.
ReplyDeleteThe story glossed over some of the very adverse effects that can befall people who take on too many sexual partners. I think that would have been the main focus because STI infections are on the rise among Americans of all ages.
Delete^^^ At least they mentioned it. The REAL story about KC swinging is that there are FAR, FAR more people that you don't want to see naked or screw than those you do.
DeleteLooking forward to the newspaper writing up the "definitive" print version of this story next month for one of their thinning Sunday issues.
ReplyDeleteIt's not hard at all to tell when rating sweeps are going on.
ReplyDeleteI like a gal with a big meaty pudenda.
ReplyDeleteTKC, you cad, it's actually called a lavallière.
ReplyDeleteThe big swinger club here is the Spott. Opens every Saturday. You would be surprised what goes on in there. There's a lick the spott at midnight. Single guys are discouraged from attending with an exorbitant entrance fee. But if you come with a lady, it's much more welcoming. I have boned plenty of swingers there and will continue to do so regularly. It's fun
ReplyDelete"This morning I was forced to confront a metaphorical crossroads betwixt desire vs. despair as I looked past the mirror and into the depths of my soul."
ReplyDeleteYou were reviewing your posts and saw what a racist shithole this blog is? Wow! Finally some original reporting.
Jesus I just read about the spott on their website and now I feel like world needs a purge
ReplyDeletewhat a bunch of dumb lazy bored cow licks
ReplyDeleteyelp review are greeeeeeat. disgusting.
ReplyDeleteLOL what shit cheap tacky decor too. nice sofas. OMG.
ReplyDeleteYou want to see swingers?? Just go to Branson Missouri I worked down there for a short time and those folks don't hesitate to preach their lifestyle of swinging.
ReplyDelete@9:14 I don't think you could bone a fish nor could you have a meaningful life scumbag! Oh and some people don't keep clean...EWWWWWWWW
LOLOLOO great snacks! what is that a bowl of cheetos and crudite platter.. It's a lifestyle
ReplyDelete@10:01AM well go ask your wife. I bone that cow every morning that you're on here instead of satisfying her.
ReplyDeleteThat "relationship coach" is an interesting piece of work.
ReplyDeleteI suspect that he does the husband and tells the old lady to sit in the corner and finger herself.
ReplyDeletefor gaaaawd sake utilize some lobster claws and bibs.
ReplyDeleteStations ratings must be slumping
ReplyDeletemeth heads are news
ReplyDeleteI would bang that Gina Bullard real deep and hard, for sure.
ReplyDeleteYES!!! Now this is what we need more of.... Right on Tony.
ReplyDeleteUey gooie sticky floor club, oh what fun.
ReplyDeleteProbably good to keep the useless eaters distracted away from the KCI fiasco with other subjects.
ReplyDeleteDon't knock it until you try it. Variety is the spice of life.
ReplyDeletewhat people do for self esteem is pathetic.
ReplyDeleteDifferent strokes for different folks!
ReplyDeleteNot surprising that KCMO is such a big swingers scene.
ReplyDeleteLiving large in those "luxury apartments" downtown.
Rubbing elbows with 25 million tourists from around the world.
Riding THE streetcar, just like in NYC and other similar towns.
Walking by all those empty storefronts on Main Street on the way to the latest fad restaurant and overpriced artisinal cocktails.
All just a part of the vibrant energized way of life in KCMO.
The city that never sleeps.
Hahahahaha!!
right stroke that STD
ReplyDeleteKansas City's version of Studio 54?
ReplyDeletepoor charlie sheen, that had low press coverage
ReplyDeletesad is probably a better word than pathetic.
ReplyDeleteNielsen ratings January 31 – February 27
ReplyDeleteI can imagine most of the garbage we'll be seeing should be pretty laughable.
The Stinky Ho's of Kansas City
ReplyDeletetune in for this groundbreaking investigation and three part series.
"Jack and Tina" were swingers who tried to make money by posting their sex on the local Kansas City internet site. He was an O.P. Policeman and his wife Niki D. was a saleswoman. Needless to say he is not on the police force anymore!
ReplyDeleteIf that mental wasteland Gina Bullard didn't have tiny tits in a push up bra and a pussy there'd be a bounty on her.
ReplyDeleteThey should have shown this story on Valentine's Day.
ReplyDeleteIs there one of these places for faggots, so copro boy can check it out?
ReplyDeleteFags don't need a special place.
ReplyDeleteThey will fuck a knot hole in a tree and suck the low-hanging branches at the same time.
The only people who REALLY hate swingers are the geezers who can't get it up anymore. So sorry that you're working with a noodle. Try less red meat in your diet and just a bit less anger.
ReplyDeleteAny correlation with a rise in STDs, I wonder?
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