Tuesday, February 05, 2019

TKC MUST SEE!!! KANSAS CITY SWINGER SCENE EXPOSED BY KCTV5 AND LADY ANCHOR WEARING 'PUSSY BOW' BLOUSE!!!



This morning I was forced to confront a metaphorical crossroads betwixt desire vs. despair as I looked past the mirror and into the depths of my soul.

A Kansas City news item sent my way offered EXCLUSIVE insight that every other local media denizen has ignored. However, revealing this information threatens to send me and this blog down a path of earthly delights of which few can truly master and control.

Nevertheless, because the news is a temptress, lifestyle, vocation, addiction, calling, and this item NEEDS to be highlighted, I persist . . . To wit . . .

LAST NIGHT KCTV5 THRUST AN EPIC LOCAL SWINGER SCENE EXPOSÉ UPON KANSAS CITY VIEWERS INTRODUCED BY AN ANCHOR LADY ADORNED IN PROVOCATIVE "PUSSY BOW" FASHION!!!

As always, KICK-ASS TKC TIPSTERS have the first word:

About the KCTV5's swingers story . . . Keep in mind anchor Ellen McNamara wore a "pussy bow" blouse introducing the story . . . Sex sells!!

This isn't the first time we've seen this fashion signal. Remember at the outset of the Prez Trump era:

Intentional or not, Melania Trump's Gucci pussy-bow blouse made a statement at the debate

The First lady has been trolling her husband with her fashions ever since.



But back to reality and Kansas City . . .

Now, take a peek at the swinger story that was pretty good and started with a confessional from a hottie newsie about her bar propositions . . . Notice that she doesn't really say whether or not she accepted . . . Checkit:

Kansas City locals living mysterious private lives

Feel free to argue if this captivating story about life under the sheets of this cowtown is KANSAS CITY JOURNALISM or not . . . But the reality is that swingers and polyamory are on the rise in Kansas City and across the nation whilst marriage and the traditional American family wane as yet another defunct legacy of late capitalism.

You decide . . .

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

OF COURSE it's journalism. It tells a story that interests people and offers information into the lives of people in this city. It's more relevant to most tv viewers than most of the political stuff on TV.

Gomer said...

The story glossed over some of the very adverse effects that can befall people who take on too many sexual partners. I think that would have been the main focus because STI infections are on the rise among Americans of all ages.

Anonymous said...

^^^ At least they mentioned it. The REAL story about KC swinging is that there are FAR, FAR more people that you don't want to see naked or screw than those you do.

Save The Plaza said...

Looking forward to the newspaper writing up the "definitive" print version of this story next month for one of their thinning Sunday issues.

Hyperblogal said...

It's not hard at all to tell when rating sweeps are going on.

Anonymous said...

I like a gal with a big meaty pudenda.

Anonymous said...

TKC, you cad, it's actually called a lavallière.

Anonymous said...

The big swinger club here is the Spott. Opens every Saturday. You would be surprised what goes on in there. There's a lick the spott at midnight. Single guys are discouraged from attending with an exorbitant entrance fee. But if you come with a lady, it's much more welcoming. I have boned plenty of swingers there and will continue to do so regularly. It's fun

Anonymous said...

"This morning I was forced to confront a metaphorical crossroads betwixt desire vs. despair as I looked past the mirror and into the depths of my soul."

You were reviewing your posts and saw what a racist shithole this blog is? Wow! Finally some original reporting.

Anonymous said...

Jesus I just read about the spott on their website and now I feel like world needs a purge

Anonymous said...

what a bunch of dumb lazy bored cow licks

Anonymous said...

yelp review are greeeeeeat. disgusting.

Anonymous said...

LOL what shit cheap tacky decor too. nice sofas. OMG.

Anonymous said...

You want to see swingers?? Just go to Branson Missouri I worked down there for a short time and those folks don't hesitate to preach their lifestyle of swinging.

@9:14 I don't think you could bone a fish nor could you have a meaningful life scumbag! Oh and some people don't keep clean...EWWWWWWWW

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOO great snacks! what is that a bowl of cheetos and crudite platter.. It's a lifestyle

Anonymous said...

@10:01AM well go ask your wife. I bone that cow every morning that you're on here instead of satisfying her.

Anonymous said...

That "relationship coach" is an interesting piece of work.

Anonymous said...

I suspect that he does the husband and tells the old lady to sit in the corner and finger herself.

Anonymous said...

for gaaaawd sake utilize some lobster claws and bibs.

Anonymous said...

Stations ratings must be slumping

Anonymous said...

meth heads are news

Anonymous said...

I would bang that Gina Bullard real deep and hard, for sure.

Anonymous said...

YES!!! Now this is what we need more of.... Right on Tony.

Anonymous said...

Uey gooie sticky floor club, oh what fun.

Anonymous said...

Probably good to keep the useless eaters distracted away from the KCI fiasco with other subjects.

Anonymous said...

Don't knock it until you try it. Variety is the spice of life.

Anonymous said...

what people do for self esteem is pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Different strokes for different folks!

Anonymous said...

Not surprising that KCMO is such a big swingers scene.
Living large in those "luxury apartments" downtown.
Rubbing elbows with 25 million tourists from around the world.
Riding THE streetcar, just like in NYC and other similar towns.
Walking by all those empty storefronts on Main Street on the way to the latest fad restaurant and overpriced artisinal cocktails.
All just a part of the vibrant energized way of life in KCMO.
The city that never sleeps.
Hahahahaha!!

Anonymous said...

right stroke that STD

Super Dave said...

Kansas City's version of Studio 54?

Anonymous said...

poor charlie sheen, that had low press coverage

Anonymous said...

sad is probably a better word than pathetic.

Anonymous said...

Nielsen ratings January 31 – February 27


I can imagine most of the garbage we'll be seeing should be pretty laughable.

Anonymous said...

The Stinky Ho's of Kansas City

tune in for this groundbreaking investigation and three part series.

Anonymous said...

"Jack and Tina" were swingers who tried to make money by posting their sex on the local Kansas City internet site. He was an O.P. Policeman and his wife Niki D. was a saleswoman. Needless to say he is not on the police force anymore!

Anonymous said...

If that mental wasteland Gina Bullard didn't have tiny tits in a push up bra and a pussy there'd be a bounty on her.

Anonymous said...

They should have shown this story on Valentine's Day.

Anonymous said...

Is there one of these places for faggots, so copro boy can check it out?

Anonymous said...

Fags don't need a special place.
They will fuck a knot hole in a tree and suck the low-hanging branches at the same time.

Dr. Feelgood KC said...

The only people who REALLY hate swingers are the geezers who can't get it up anymore. So sorry that you're working with a noodle. Try less red meat in your diet and just a bit less anger.

Anonymous said...

Any correlation with a rise in STDs, I wonder?