Thursday, January 10, 2019

Kansas City Crossroads Suspect Captured

A suspect crook is charged with menacing a great many trendy hipster businesses in this upstart enclave. Surveillance footage and a shoe print helped authorities bring charges. Read more . . .

5 comments:

live lurked said...

Don't worry, the parents of the fake hipsters will pay for it.

Anonymous said...

^^^^ True dat.

Anonymous said...

Slie will be pissed when he learns there was crime in the crossroads ruining his utopia.

Anonymous said...


Oh hell ever time I go through the crossroads dist. there is broken windows. The five police officers we have are busy over in central Hyde Park.

Anonymous said...

^^liar. You haven't left your shitty hovel in Frogville in decades. Take that shit elsewhere.