Kansas City Crossroads Suspect Captured

A suspect crook is charged with menacing a great many trendy hipster businesses in this upstart enclave. Surveillance footage and a shoe print helped authorities bring charges. Read more . . .

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  1. Don't worry, the parents of the fake hipsters will pay for it.

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  2. ^^^^ True dat.

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  3. Slie will be pissed when he learns there was crime in the crossroads ruining his utopia.

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  4. Oh hell ever time I go through the crossroads dist. there is broken windows. The five police officers we have are busy over in central Hyde Park.

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  5. ^^liar. You haven't left your shitty hovel in Frogville in decades. Take that shit elsewhere.

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