Friday, December 21, 2018

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY PLAN COMMISH APPROVES NEW COUNTRY CLUB PLAZA NORDSTROM THREATS TO DESTROY CAPITAL GRILLE AND SHUT DOWN CINEMARK THEATER!!! BUT CITY HALL INSIDERS SAY IT'S A BLUFF!!!



Amateur urban planners are celebrating plans for an EPIC County Club Plaza makeover at the expense of Johnson County and the details are titillating for the uninitiated.

The plan approved and headed toward the council for 2019 . . .

- Demolish the Capital Grille.

- Remove hundreds of spaces of parking.

- Tear town TKC's favorite space age KCMO tunnel.

- Most likely shut down or dramatically downsize the Cinemark Theater.

- Narrow Jefferson St. and slow down suburbanite cars that typically move at about 50 mph betwixt pedestrian traffic.

And so . . .

WHILST SPONSORED HACKS AND DEVELOPMENT FANBOYS CELEBRATE THE EPIC COUNTRY CLUB PLAZA SCHEME . . . INSIDERS EXPRESS SKEPTICISM AT THE PIPE DREAM!!!

Here's the word from both our blog community and 12th & Oak watchers . . .

"It's not that tearing down the western edge of the Plaza is a bad idea. It's just that doing it for a fading retailer probably isn't going to work. Now if they said they were putting more mixed use office space in, that might be exciting. But with the economy looking tougher next year and more merchants & restaurants overall leaving the Plaza . . . All of this seems like bad theater for Nordstrom's to get a better deal oat Oak Park."

Of course we'll wait and see whilst listening to the hobo veteran play his makeshift electric guitar outside of this location.

Developing . . .

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey man, that hobo has talent.

Noticed on Wednesday that he's actually getting better. I hope somebody gives him a record deal or maybe a tiny house.

Anonymous said...

Conceptual drawing is great, but it leaves out the gun-toting hordes of savages. Please fix for accuracy, thx.

Anonymous said...

At least, the hobo won't shoot and rob you.
Keep the hobo.
Demolish the rest.

Anonymous said...

Demolish the Capital Grill? You're being disingenuous aren't you Tony? The Capital Grill is already moving. Will open in their new spot early next year. So funny!

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile Oak Park Mall Management and Nordstroms reach a compromise on the nxt lease renewal and all this goes away by March.

Anonymous said...

"KANSAS CITY PLAN COMMISH APPROVES NEW COUNTRY CLUB PLAZA NORDSTROM THREATS"

Well I'm so glad their threats have been approved, whatever THE FUCKING FUCK THAT MEANS.

Being coherent will take you places. Being incoherent will take you elsewhere...which is where we are.

Greedo said...

^^^ It hasn't done much for you.

And yeah, they did approve the threat because it's all a bluff. I don't think TKC was being unclear about that bitch.

Anonymous said...

This whole article is waste. I guess Tony's trying to keep the geriatrics engaged!

Anonymous said...

Calm down. No use getting upset over drawings that will never happen.

Anonymous said...

Why stop with the western edge. Can't we just demolish all of the Plaza?

Anonymous said...

DEMOLISH THE CAPITAL GRILLE!!! OH, NO!!!! HOW WILL ANY CITY PROJECTS GET DONE?????

Anonymous said...

This has been in the works for months. It is why they kicked Williams Sonoma out and moved the Tesla dealer up to the old Burberry's space, and kicked out Noodles and Co.. Capital Grille is moving into the space vacated by WS and Tesla (and getting a rooftop patio). Nordstrom is taking over much of Seville Square and the Capital Grille building is being knocked down to expand the parking garage.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Keep dreaming.

Anonymous said...

^^get out of your hovel once and a while loser. This town has passed you by.

Anonymous said...

^^^ Please stop giving the developers a BJ. You're swallowing to enthusiastically. Your life has passed you by.

Anonymous said...

"It is why they kicked Williams Sonoma out and moved the Tesla dealer up to the old Burberry's space"

LOL!

Sure it is.

Maybe the REAL reason is because all of those places are making a lot less money.

Tracy Thomas said...

Let's review.
Unsupervised, resentful, unemployable urban youth, in clusters, are ruining Westport. So the PD and merchants assn. instituted an excessive curfew, no cars in or OUT of Westport after 10:30pm. Hurts bar business and movie business. But cars are not the problem, it's angry kids on foot, taunting white adults.

Then on the Plaza,
isn't it the same deal?
Cinemark (in former Seville Square) is where single Moms were dropping off their unsupervised, resentful, unemployable urban youth, in clusters. They roamed the theatres and caused problems. Here, private off duty cops were hired, (sitting 3 to a table over the bridge to the western half of the theatre complex). The curfew started at 6pm, requiring ONE adult over 21 to accompany any herd of kids. With fake ID's, not hard to skirt that requirement.

White adults feel uncomfortable at the Cinemark on the Plaza.

The urban yutes (thank you Fred Gwynn and Marisa Tomei movie) also walk four abreast on Plaza sidewalks, tormenting white prom couples in the spring.

Maybe office buildings are the way to go?!!

Anonymous said...

Wach you mean shut down the movie place ahh fuck no know what i'm sayin mah kids luv goin to the movies all 6 of them

Granz said...

Absolutely agree. It's time to shut down the movie theater.

Anonymous said...

Way to prove 11:44's point, Greedo/Tony/imbecile.

Anonymous said...

1:03--That's a pretty poor attempt at black dialect why didn't you just throw i amboolantz and poeleece while you were at it.

Anonymous said...

Can't wait for Words to open. Have 4 old tires I want to return for a refund. They built their customer service culture over a similar story. Want to see if it's still true. =8^/

Anonymous said...

I quite agree. The colorful patois of our vibrant and diverse sub-80 IQ urban scholars deserves nothing but the most serious treatment.

Gnomesayn?

Anonymous said...

Tracy translation: black people are ruining everything.

Just say it Tracy: you're a racist pig.

(Technically you just did)

Tracy Thomas said...

4:35, nope, I didn't say that.

Some of my best friends, in fact all of them, are NOT YOU, 4:35!

Anonymous said...

If i have $1000 i'd bet nordstroms doesn't move to the plaza

Anonymous said...

sLIE’s plan to wipe out any trace of white history is working!

His plan to have murderous thievin koloreds roaming the streets murdering white people is also working, he wants white people to move or die.

Greedo said...

I proved my point. Tony hasn't done much today. I think he's working another job as a trash man.

As for you. I see you failed a life and keep coming back for more.

Anonymous said...

Actually, Tracy makes a lot of sense.

Anonymous said...

Want to have some fun? Walk up to any one of these "homeless Veterans", pull out a $20, and say "this is yours man, all you have to do is show me either your VA ID Card or you DD-214"!

Lots of laughs watching them throw a fit, and it'll never cost you a damn penny.