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Lime to roll out scooters in Kansas City Tuesday

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Scooters aren't just for the Birds. Lime announced it's rolling out electric scooters in Kansas City Tuesday, according to a news release from Lime. Lime-S scooters cost $1 to unlock and 15 cents per minute of riding. The news release says all Lime scooters are GPS and 3G-enabled.

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  1. What is it with these stupid scooters

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  2. Faggots like them, so they’re located where faggots go to suck each other.

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  3. Hey Coprophilia Boy, I bet the geezers aren’t the only ones shitting in their pants now; undoubtedly you and all your little millennial pals will be giddy with excitement over this!

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  4. WOW!
    Luxury apartments.
    Smart City tech toys.
    THE streetcar.
    And now TWO kinds of scooters.
    Are we New York City yet?
    How about Portland?
    Momentum!
    Hahahahahaha!!

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    1. No doubt your list made gopher’s angry inch stand at attention.

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  5. I predict when there's an inch of sleet on the ground these pups popularity will drop precipitously.

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  6. It cracks me up that the scooter riders don't bother with helmets, elbow & knee pads, or other safety gear. Yeah, keep on with that. Thin the herd.

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    1. If you need a helment knee and elbow pads for a toy scooter you're a dumbass.

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  7. this is all great for kc!

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  8. I'm totally in favor of anything that leads to transportation chaos.

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  9. Look at me man I'm riding a scooter!

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