Monday, September 10, 2018

Local Soy Boy Celebration: Lime Electric Scooters Debut Tuesday In Kansas City

More deets Kansas City's least favorite ILLICIT SIDEWALK TRANSIT TREND this year . . . Read more:

Lime to roll out scooters in Kansas City Tuesday

KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Scooters aren't just for the Birds. Lime announced it's rolling out electric scooters in Kansas City Tuesday, according to a news release from Lime. Lime-S scooters cost $1 to unlock and 15 cents per minute of riding. The news release says all Lime scooters are GPS and 3G-enabled.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is it with these stupid scooters

Anonymous said...

Faggots like them, so they’re located where faggots go to suck each other.

Anonymous said...

Hey Coprophilia Boy, I bet the geezers aren’t the only ones shitting in their pants now; undoubtedly you and all your little millennial pals will be giddy with excitement over this!

Anonymous said...

WOW!
Luxury apartments.
Smart City tech toys.
THE streetcar.
And now TWO kinds of scooters.
Are we New York City yet?
How about Portland?
Momentum!
Hahahahahaha!!

Colombo said...

I predict when there's an inch of sleet on the ground these pups popularity will drop precipitously.

Anonymous said...

It cracks me up that the scooter riders don't bother with helmets, elbow & knee pads, or other safety gear. Yeah, keep on with that. Thin the herd.

Anonymous said...

If you need a helment knee and elbow pads for a toy scooter you're a dumbass.

Anonymous said...

this is all great for kc!

Anonymous said...

No doubt your list made gopher’s angry inch stand at attention.

Hyperblogal said...

I'm totally in favor of anything that leads to transportation chaos.

Anonymous said...

Look at me man I'm riding a scooter!