KCK Native Songstress Seyz She's 'Pansexual' Amid Desperate Search For Musical Relevance

She's either the poor man's Lauryn Hill or a far too skinny Beyoncé. Either way, here's a local "diva" pimping herself out for your favorite music streaming service.

You decide:

Janelle Monáe Frees Herself

She rose to fame as an endlessly inventive pop android. Now, she's finally revealing the real person waiting inside Janelle Monáe is crying in her spacesuit.

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  1. So she's claiming to be a Frying Pan ??????

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  2. ^^^ LOL.

    Now that is comedy.

    Nice one.

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  3. From quindaro to hollyweird... God bless america

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  4. Jesus...., Serously...,Jesus...

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  5. She is just a normal Wyandotte County whore.

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  6. I can't wait to buy the pansexual hoebith album!

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  7. Who is she and why does any one care?

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  8. Everyone paying attention has known for the last couple of years that Monae is a homosexual.

    She just can't publicly admit it to herself yet, despite dating women and making videos detailing the gay club scene.

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  9. Even the people at Missy B's said "She's a what? WTF is that?"

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  10. All of you are pronouncing it wrong, its PAYIN'-Sexual!
    You know, her "musical" career is in the dumps, so she'll screw anything with Money!

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  11. Her next album will titles "Third Restroom".

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