Thursday, April 26, 2018

KCK Native Songstress Seyz She's 'Pansexual' Amid Desperate Search For Musical Relevance

She's either the poor man's Lauryn Hill or a far too skinny Beyoncé. Either way, here's a local "diva" pimping herself out for your favorite music streaming service.

You decide:

Janelle Monáe Frees Herself

She rose to fame as an endlessly inventive pop android. Now, she's finally revealing the real person waiting inside Janelle Monáe is crying in her spacesuit.

12 comments:

The Skillet said...


So she's claiming to be a Frying Pan ??????

Anonymous said...

^^^ LOL.

Now that is comedy.

Nice one.

Danwino said...

From quindaro to hollyweird... God bless america

chuck said...

Jesus...., Serously...,Jesus...

Anonymous said...

She is just a normal Wyandotte County whore.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to buy the pansexual hoebith album!

Anonymous said...

Who is she and why does any one care?

Anonymous said...

Everyone paying attention has known for the last couple of years that Monae is a homosexual.

She just can't publicly admit it to herself yet, despite dating women and making videos detailing the gay club scene.

Anonymous said...

My thoughts exactly.

Anonymous said...

Even the people at Missy B's said "She's a what? WTF is that?"

Anonymous said...

All of you are pronouncing it wrong, its PAYIN'-Sexual!
You know, her "musical" career is in the dumps, so she'll screw anything with Money!

Anonymous said...

Her next album will titles "Third Restroom".