STRETCH SELLS HIS MEAT RUB!!!



One of our favorite artists and entrepreneurs has a new biz that deserves a bit of consideration amid the Kansas City bbq summer.

Your bad pun or dirty joke is welcome and better than mine.

Coming soon . . .

Comments

  1. Byron Funkhouser5/29/17, 5:26 AM

    Sorry, I can't get past a very short man being called "Stretch".

    Seriously though, I've heard that's he's a good guy trying to make his part of the world a better place.

    But, don't call me "Shorty", at least to my face, I have a quick temper.

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  2. Yeah Byron, you're such a badass. You have us quaking in our boots.

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  3. IF IT DOESN'T HAVE STRETCH MARKS, YOU'VE BEEN SHORT-CHANGED!


    KEEP YOUR MAN'S MEAT SATISFIED WITH STRETCH'S HAPPY ENDING RUB!!


    BEFORE THINGS HEAT UP, MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR MEAT WITH STRETCH'S MAGIC RUB!!!

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  4. Didn't know he was short, thought​he would be a big lanky fuker

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  5. A refugee from Newtwon Square, PA so at least he knows how to make a real cheesesteak.

    Tell us, Stretch, about wearing women's white jeans to Marple-Newtown HS.

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  6. Aint a thing.

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