Opinion, Jokes and Stories from KC
Sorry, I can't get past a very short man being called "Stretch".Seriously though, I've heard that's he's a good guy trying to make his part of the world a better place.But, don't call me "Shorty", at least to my face, I have a quick temper.
Yeah Byron, you're such a badass. You have us quaking in our boots.
IF IT DOESN'T HAVE STRETCH MARKS, YOU'VE BEEN SHORT-CHANGED!KEEP YOUR MAN'S MEAT SATISFIED WITH STRETCH'S HAPPY ENDING RUB!!BEFORE THINGS HEAT UP, MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR MEAT WITH STRETCH'S MAGIC RUB!!!
Didn't know he was short, thoughthe would be a big lanky fuker
A refugee from Newtwon Square, PA so at least he knows how to make a real cheesesteak. Tell us, Stretch, about wearing women's white jeans to Marple-Newtown HS.
Aint a thing.
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