TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! BLAME MAYOR SLY AND INFRASTRUCTURE NEGLECT FOR ICY AND DANGEROUS KANSAS CITY STREETS!!!



This morning it's more than likely that a couple of people are going to die on dangerous Kansas City streets.

Meanwhile, Mayor Sly James has proven time and time again the he's more interested in building hotels and giving tax breaks to his friends than tending to boring issues like snow/ice removal on local streets.

Later this morning we can expect that Mayor Sly will tout the brave work of road crews in order to shift blame and hold off criticism but the fact is that the KCMO streets were a mess before the ice, sleet and snow this morning.

To wit . . .

LIKE IT OR NOT, UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF MAYOR SLY JAMES, KANSAS CITY STREETS ARE IN THE WORST CONDITION THIS TOWN HAS SEEN IN 20 YEARS!!!

Steel plates rule the day, potholes line many streets and even a moderate and expected bit of inclement weather threatens to bring this town to a standstill.

Sadly, there are no solutions to this crisis in leadership on the horizon. Instead, we just want readers to be extra careful on local streets this morning and realize that the treacherous conditions on Kansas City roads are an act of nature AND a reflection of a local leader who would rather build tourist attractions than maintain the infrastructure of this town for residents outside of Downtown and the Crossroads.

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  1. Sly is blameless, even if the reporters from joco will notice how bad our kc streets suck once they cross state line.

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  2. What are his views on unsolicited bulk email?

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  3. Kaufman's washed the blood off their hands and Sly handed them the towels

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  4. Working from home this morning, glad I don't have to drive in this crap

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  5. It's Sly's fault and his son Kyle that it's sleeting right now

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  6. The corrupt political machine in City Hall under Troy and Sky are more concerned with making political deals for high powered friends that don't live in this city.......very little concern with the basic City service needs of City residents and resident taxpayers. Clean out the corruption in City Hall and get this city focused on KC resident priorities.

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  7. The terror train has made it rain ice on us! Fire from the sky is next! The killer toy train will not stop til it kills all the kale infidels! SMERTCK!!!!!!

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  8. Anon 5:57

    That would be more compelling if it weren't a national problem.

    The infrastructure of the entire nation is being neglected.

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  9. Remember Obama telling us all about "Shovel Ready" jobs?

    Then the money went PPphhhhtt! into a dark hole.

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  10. Tony is providing IP numbers.

    Always use the computer of some co worker you despise.

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  11. He is deleting comments too.

    Don't believe the free speech bullshit.

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  12. Don't trust the man behind the curtain.

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  13. Anon 5:26 has a great question.

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  14. Know what Joco people call it when they need to drive onto KCMO's decrepit streets?

    Slumming.

    It's 7:30 a.m. My Joco street already has been scraped and salted. That's normal over here.

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  15. What I know this last Monday of 2015:

    1. Byron Funkhouser is a total waste of oxygen. What a gutter slut.

    2. Yes Tony is and has been tracking IP Addresses. You can bet he will roll
    over like a East Side whore and rat you out in a flash. That's TKC free
    speech.

    3. Millennials have done nothing to better society. They open mobile t-shirt
    venues, coffee houses, vapor smoking locales, market cheap Cambodian multi
    colored socks that only a gay mental patient would wear. Mostly Millennials
    mooch off their parents, daily. Mom, can I borrow the Visa. Dad, can you
    deposit $500.00 in my account. My Straight Talk phone is cut off.

    Nope, worrying about a little snow and ice is the least of you're worries TKC.
    People like you constantly bitch about something while looking in the mirror attempting to convince the reflection that you are a worthwhile member of society. Well here is some shocking news. You fail. Miserably. Enjoy the weather there in CK. New Zeland is nice this time of the year. And there is absolutely no BLACK crime.

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    1. Are there blacks in New Zealand?

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  16. Tony can be trusted.

    He would never betray a source, even to save his ass.

    So quit lying.

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  17. Wowee-Zowie

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  18. Where is the SLiar in Chief. Hasn't tweeted since the 25th.

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  19. Probably vacationing with the Obamas

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  20. 8:53 where can I buy some of that smoke ?

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  21. 6:27: Toot, hoot, clunk.

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  22. 7:19: If Tony were deleting comments how do yours manage not to be deleted?

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  23. Hows the Toy Choo Choo doing today?

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  24. I wonder if Byron is a fictional character created by Tony to generate comments. It looks like half the comments on this blog are concerning Byron. Hmmm

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  25. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^I have wondered that myself. When Mark was mayor there was never any mention of a brother named Byron. But then would you claim such a worthless individual. Must be a bastard brother at best.

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  26. RE: "Sadly, there are no solutions to this crisis in leadership on the horizon. Instead, we just want readers to be extra careful on local streets this morning and realize that the treacherous conditions on Kansas City roads are an act of nature AND a reflection of a local leader who would rather build tourist attractions than maintain the infrastructure of this town for residents outside of Downtown and the Crossroads."

    BOLD TRUTHINESS!!!

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  27. I was looking for the snow plow attachment on the streetcar this morning. Haven't seen it yet.

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  28. Cut myself shaving this morning, washed the blood down the drain into CK's OLD AND BUSTED SEWERS.


    THE BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS SLY!!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE WHAT HITLER DID!!!

    SLY STOLE THE DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB MONEY TO PAY FOR HIS TOY TRAIN!!!! A YOUNG PERSON OR A GAY PERSON ATE KALE!!!!!!!!



    CLUNK TOOTIE!

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  29. Isn't anyone going to blame the Jews?

    That always helps!

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  30. TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! BLAME MAYOR SLY AND INFRASTRUCTURE NEGLECT FOR ICY AND DANGEROUS KANSAS CITY STREETS!!!

    yeah, I guess it would be pretty unexciting to blame the weather

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  31. Anon 9:55

    Did he mention his other brothers or sister? He did mention his father & seemed to brag about having his nose broken twice. He also said his father was his hero. My father was not my hero.

    Maybe, that was because of him & not us.

    I don't have to justify myself to you dirtbags, especially anyone who claims I'm a waste of oxygen. Are you building a concentration camp?

    The reason most of the comments are about me, is that I use my real name, & therefore an be attacked. (How do attack the anonymous commenter who pissed you off yesterday.) Also, I'm a disabled veteran, & the Rethuglicans hate people on disability.

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  32. Trolley boy's on a roll this morning!

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  33. Tony doesn't give away IP addresses & he doesn't delete comments. He doesn't consider a copy & paste from StormFront to be a real comment, so he deletes those. He also doesn't make anonymous comments or use alias.

    I've concluded that there's something in the water that makes you all such stupid assholes.

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  34. What you expect when all your tax dollars are going into building Soviet Bloc apartment style complexes in river market, downtown, and crossroads.

    Top of the line snow removal?

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  35. River Market looks like a public housing ghetto when you drive by.

    All those big box apartments look ludicrous.

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  36. Just because you're a disability thief does not make you a disabled Veteran asshole. Your "disability" has nothing to do with service related injuries. Fucking lowlife liar.

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  37. What exactly where you're service related injuries ???????????????????????????

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  38. I blame Sly for keeping Troy Schulte as city manager and Sherri McIntyre as public works director. Both need to be fired.

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  39. 7:12 you can thank Congress for that.

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  40. Byron, we hate on you because you are a fucking lier. You told us years ago that you only joined because Mark was mayor and you would leave when he was gone. In addition, shit that happens in KCMO is none of your fucking business as you don't even live in this state. So go troll somewhere else. That is why we hate you. And you are dumb as dirt.

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  41. ^^^^^
    Learn to spell and then you can insult others.

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  42. Hey incompetent City Manager and incompetent Public Works Director, when are you going to treat my KCMO street?

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  43. Yep. Have to believe that Tony and Byron are one and the same. No way that anyone would make such a passioned defense of a blogger unless it was the blogger himself.

    So now we know. Byron is actually Tony. When you think about it, makes allot of sense. Invent someone that everyone can hate and then have him stir the pot. It's ironic that when the bear attacked Byron, suddenly Tony turned on the bear and started trashing him and denied having bears account deleted. Interesting.

    What a demented mind to invent a despicable character like Byron to elevate hits on you're blog.

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