TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY INSIDERS WARN: AGGRESSIVE HOBOS THREATEN TOY TRAIN STREETCAR!!!
Along with the uptick in homicide, we've noticed that there has been a rise in violence and confrontation among the Kansas City hobo community.
To wit . . .
LIKE IT OR NOT, MORE SERVICES AND POPULATION DRAW KANSAS CITY HOBOS DOWNTOWN ALONG WITH NEW RESIDENTS!!!
Over the years we've noticed this trend result in increased property damage to cars parked downtown and consistent reports of horrific and vicious bum fights but now things are getting serious.
Just a couple of examples . . . Kansas City Area Homeless Man and Woman Charged in Bank Robberies
Also, the know-it-all d-bags over on reddit are pretending to be smarter than everyone else by writing bad puns about a hobo lady pooping in public near a Kansas City bus (you go find it, we actually do have some linking decency here @ TKC).
But here's what's important and a preview into upcoming legislation . . .
KANSAS CITY INSIDERS ARE DRAWING UP LEGISLATION TO NOT ONLY ELIMINATE FREE STREETCAR RIDES BUT ALSO TO CLEAR THE GROWING NUMBER OF HOBOS OUT OF MIDTOWN KANSAS CITY!!!
During the holiday season and winter they try to do a survey about the local hobo population but this year they missed the trend. A panhandling ordinance was defeated years ago but look for more "loitering" rules to go into effect given the rise of hobos in Midtown Kansas City.
Moreover . . . When it comes to the toy train . . .
One insider notes: "Look, if the streetcar is free then there are a more than a few people now who are just going to ride around on it all day and scare others off. The 'code of conduct' is a nice start but that doesn't cut it. Fact is, unless people pay to use it . . . From day one there will be an abundance of homeless people riding the streetcar and legally there's just no way to stop it. It's a shame that it has to come to this but that's the reality that some people on our team don't want to admit."
Accordingly . . .
TKC TOLD YOU FIRST . . . NO FREE RIDES FOR KANSAS CITY HOBOS ON THE TOY TRAIN STREETCAR WHICH IS GONNA SLOW DOWN THE ALREADY DELAYED AND OVER-BUDGET DISASTER PROJECT!!!
It'll take awhile for the public to learn about this so be sure to tune into TKC every day, throughout the day until it happens BUT the point is streetcar geniuses didn't bother to consider the spiking, angry, dangerous and increasingly confrontational homeless population in and around Downtown Kansas City would be the patrons with the most to gain from this weather controlled and comfy route.
Developing . . .
You mean to tell me that the man they call "MENSA BOY" didn't already plan for this?
ReplyDeleteDoubtful.
He thinks of everything.
And we'll get along fine with these downtowner's. It's not polite to call people, hobos, ya know?
Agreed, 8:07. There is some dignity in being a hobo. Hobos fend for themselves. Bums leech off others. These people are bums.
ReplyDeleteHey, quit swagger-jacking my meme! You are the sad clown, TKC. Natch. Whilst. "Breakig"
ReplyDeleteTKC First Word ! Yeah right.
ReplyDelete"Freedom is merely privilege extended, unless enjoyed by one & all."
ReplyDeleteContrary to the Mythology of Free Market Darwinism, some people ARE unemployable, & we ARE responsible for them.
You are an idiot. I am not responsible for you just because you're fucking stupid.
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ReplyDeleteThere is a whole segment of our city that lives by the motto "If it be free, it be fo' me..."
The Toy Train will be a mobile homeless shelter and crack house. On a cold winter day, it will be PACKED with BUMS/Homeless NOT TO MENTION "Youth, Scholars & Gentle Giants" who will hassle &/or rob anyone who hops on board. It you've ever seen the 10th & Main Bus "plaza" -- this is what the new street car will look like. And the aroma will be nothing but piss.
Welcome to Kansas City BITCHES...
ReplyDeleteTo Byron @ 8:30...
So how many homeless/unemployable folk have you opened your home to...how many living there?
Just curious.
Thank the Lord the billion dollar train runs thru Crossroads.
ReplyDeleteOk, now I'm really confused. Is "hobo" the new code speak for "teen"?
ReplyDeleteYes folks welcome to the great Kansas City where queers are invited to squat and the poor and homeless are an abomination. Since homeless people can't be used for the tax revenue we will get off this bullshit minimum wage scam they need to be thrown out on thier ear. However, ghetto rats and thugs will always have a permanent home in KC.
ReplyDeleteUsed to be this homeless, kinda-squat Midtown dude back in the 80s that was a GIANT pain-in-the-ass; would especially harass young women. That's was one guy in one area relying on sole-mobility.
ReplyDeleteEasy to imagine the hate & discontent a mobile streetcar full would create. Doubt though it will happen in Beautiful SlyC.
Th criminals and homeless will not be permitted to use or squat on the streetcars!
ReplyDeleteWhy the constant and repeated use of the term "homo" when talking about the streetcar?
ReplyDelete"AGGRESSIVE HOMOS THREATEN TOY TRAIN STREETCAR!!!"
"a rise in violence and confrontation among the Kansas City homo community."
"LIKE IT OR NOT, MORE SERVICES AND POPULATION DRAW KANSAS CITY HOMOS DOWNTOWN ALONG WITH NEW RESIDENTS!!!
" writing bad puns about a homo lady pooping in public near a Kansas City bus"
I thought we as a society were making great strides to be more inclusive and accepting of those with alternative lifestyles, so I don't understand the discriminatory rhetoric against all these homos!
If homos want to ride the streetcar when it's ready, I say let them.
BREAKIG AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS
ReplyDeleteLate Show host "scientifically" picks best KC BBQ sauce
The magical mystery, on time and on budget 2 mile streetcar line operates in a reality free zone, Tony.
ReplyDeleteNiggers are the bigger worry. I mean come on.
ReplyDeleteDamn, same old N word guy, cum perv, and the TOY TRAIN.
ReplyDeleteOMG this blog is cutting edge. That train term makes me laugh my nuts off.
Help me find my testicles.
Ok Negros !
DeleteHard to imagine Paco posting Intel advising potential problems relating to the project.
ReplyDeleteI mean, if it is an INSIDER, it must be legitimate. Or, its Tony pulling it out of his ass trying to appear objective, third party information.
Only a dumbass denizen would believe it is the latter.
One of the "selling" points for the trolly was that it didn't have the stigma of a bus... and people PAY to ride the bus.
ReplyDelete"that's the reality that some people on our team don't want to admit."
ReplyDeleteOur team. Team nigger.
Tony's comment plunge protection team may have a busy next four days.
ReplyDeleteGood News
ReplyDeleteIn August, the US service economy grew by another 26,100 waiters and bartenders
Well now...this makes sense in a society where there are no longer any absolutes...where morals are subjective/relative depending on the situation and one's feelings, and where death is worshiped. Assisted suicide is legal in several states now...others are pushing for it. Abortion..legal in all 50 states, and now we know...PP has been selling aborted babies' parts for profit for years....even killing babies born alive to harvest their organs. We live in a culture of death and our children are being brainwashed to believe we are nothing more than apes, life has no real meaning outside of getting all the fun you can before it is over, and death is merely a ride into nothingness.
ReplyDeleteVery sad story. This is the fruit of paganism.
A Russian intelligence ship, capable of cutting undersea communications cables and other sensors, has been spotted by the U.S. military off the coast of Kings Bay, Ga., home to the U.S. Navy’s East Coast ballistic missile submarine fleet.
ReplyDeleteWhen asked if the U.S. had similar spy ships off the coast of Russia, he answered, “Of course we do, what do you think all those ‘oceanographic ships’ are doing, studying whales?”
developig...
Wow 11:13.....have drink man. Science really is a good thing.
ReplyDeleteSeems the KCStar (aka "Sly Times" now they have whored a once respectable publication into a PR rag) hacks must have a lot of free time on their hands today judging by some recent comments.
What a grand newspaper we once had.
New overhead wires for @kcstreetcar, captured from Petticoat Lane skywalk!!
ReplyDeleteWe got a right to ride the rail.
ReplyDeleteWe got a right to not bathe.
We got a right to get drunk and puke.
We got rights!
Thanks for building a place we can ride, smell, and puke all while being warm in winter and cool in summer without having to beg.
Toot Toot says the little engine that can.
Off topic and a thought for your weekend:
ReplyDeleteI want to suck off Kris Kobach and eat his asshole. That is all.
Carry on.
BREAKIG
ReplyDeleteApplebee's profits from tax breaks, then says bye-bye to Kansas City
"Billion dollar streetcar"
ReplyDeleteMore like kajillionmegadillionbobillion, AMIRITE?!?!?!?!
hahahahahaha lulzers. Seriously tho, SMARTKC has the deetz, actual TOY TRAIN TOY cost is approaching $3,00,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars. CRG has a 3 paragraph proof for circulation to the press, but only Show Me Institute will post it. Its totes tru tho!
We also have irefutable evidence that abortions are higher in places with streetcars, so STREETCARS CAUSE ABORTIONS PEOPLE wake up clunk unpredictable toot! And we know it KILLS BUSINESS which is why all those businesses along the streetcar are ALL GONE!!! 1000% of them! AND THERES NO NEW BUSINESSES COMING IN or if there are they don't count!
And as everyone knows, hobos can not use things that are totally good and worth all kinds of money like streets that no one really drives on, or anything else.
Let us know though if there's other things you don't like or that scare you, because we also have good evidence that all those things are also caused by the TOY TRAIN!!!!!!!
Help us fight for real transit improvements like this super duper but top secret bus plan we have that's free and does EVERYTHING YOU CAN DREAM! We are totes committed to good real things that you will like! Trust us! we have been in whatever community you are part of for years and we've always been there for you! Also, even though we live in a part of town that has voted for EVERY SINGLE LIGHT RAIL PLAN EVER, by HUGE MARGINS, everybody agrees with us now.
SNIVELCK
^^^^ Dude...put the glass down and go get some sleep.
ReplyDeleteToot toot. Another juvenile hoot. Clunk.
ReplyDeleteBYRON, Mr. Dees wants to leave early today, so can you take a minute and call him with your report today. He thought you would call by now.
ReplyDeleteCall it the touist train and kick all the locals off
ReplyDelete^^^^ A sad state of affairs indeed when the so-called "protectors" are simply just another set of "Watchers"....I think that's the translated term the Nazis used for informants tied to the Gestapo. Thought Police abound.....
ReplyDelete"Meet the new boss....same as the old boss" I heard once.
Bad shit happens on the train, whatcha gonna do? Can't lock the doors. Can't roll up the window. Can't floorboard that sumbitch and get the fuck away fast. I'll be staying in my car, thanks.
ReplyDeleteKansas City can't even afford to keep its fountain running. Can't expect a couple cops on the choo choo at all times. Of course, without cops riding shotgun, urban artists will cover the choo choo with graffiti within six months, if not weeks. Then the vibrant creative class/hipsters/JoCo commuters will take one look and say fuck that thing, ain't never gonna ride it.
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ReplyDeleteTHANKS for the reminder:
"Kansas City can't even afford to keep its fountains running."
But they built the most expensive per mile ToyTrain in the NATION!!!!
Yeah, they really need that earnings tax people!
Tony do you know what a big joke you've become? It's only funny to those of us who laugh at your fictional bullshit. People use the word "hobo" these days like they use the word "whilst": never.
ReplyDeleteGod forbid anyone takes you seriously. If you do, dear reader, I pity you.
Get back to work, you've had your twenty minute breaks each hour, nap and long beer lunch and nap again. Civil servants, my ass, self serving thieves.
DeleteDon't copy and paste, come up with your own ideas.
ReplyDeleteAnd some of the comments on this thread crack me up!
Nope, google it. That same screed is pasted all over the vanguard network. This post is about the streetcar. Don't be a spammer.
ReplyDeleteSpam is like the hobos of the streetcar, it should be treated kindly and with respect but patiently asked to leave.
I don't refer to people as hobos. The article is aright about aggressive panhandlers but we need to address this situation seriously.
ReplyDeleteXalti/Tony, why do you spam you're own blog ? Interesting.
ReplyDelete2:00: Drunk already, trolley boy?
ReplyDelete@5:40 - "you're" means YOU ARE.
ReplyDeleteOne of these days you'll get it right!
So you're telling me that hobos aren't all lovable scamps who play the harmonica?
ReplyDeleteAny of you stupid fucks seen the Baltimore trolly? Nasty , empty death trolly. Check it out.
ReplyDeleteJust another swirl as KCMO goes down the turlet.
ReplyDeleteI heard that they were building a Kite Maintenance station where they hose out the vomit on each round. If they would raise taxes just a little maybe they could give it a squirt of deodorant.
ReplyDeleteThe street car looks like a streetcar from the outside, but inside it looks just like a bus, though its slower than the bus and has steel wheels and a nice set of wires overhead.
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