Most people don't know this but Kansas City is the nation's cultural capital for white rappers.
The crafty Eminem touts Detroit's 8-Mile as his home but his style was born in St. Joe and spent a great deal of time in the mostly white Meth Town slums of nearby Independence, MO.
Kansas City is currently home to celebrated nerd-core, hipster rapper Mac Lethal.
Mac isn't really a rapper but more of a famous white guy hipster who also raps. His pancake Youtube success won him a great many sponsorship deals and career opportunities but people don't know his music. While Eminem can claim a great many hits, Mac Lethal has never made a significant appearance on music charts about anything other than pancake - He's a commercial rapper which pays the bills and earns high praise on the DeGeneres daytime talk show but doesn't garner much respect among music fans.
Recently, a young, Kansas City hopeful calling himself Second Hand King has made a strong play to take Kansas City's white rapper crown and his efforts have been met with critical adulation.
He could be the favorite to win Kansas City white rapper glory but the competition is tough.
However . . . What this really signals is that hip-hop and rap music remains Kansas City's dominant musical force and still controls the cultural zeitgeist.
Hip-hop is a global multi-million dollar industry and chasing a dream of hip-hop stardom still consumes a great many white "scholars" throughout the area.
Accordingly, tonight we dedicate our playlist to Kansas City white rapper dreams as local Caucasians are gearing up for Fall, getting their pumpkin spice latte game together whilst appropriating the very best of Black culture.
As always, thanks for reading this week and have a safe and fun Saturday night.
So, you're telling me that all of those n-word people are really just jealous because they really want to be black?
ReplyDeleteThat make sense.
Um, no we don't.
ReplyDelete"Fears" might have been a better action verb, T.
ReplyDeleteWhat this really signals is that hip-hop and rap music remains Kansas City's dominant musical farce and still controls the cultural gutter.
ReplyDeleteliked the last video punch line.
ReplyDeleteKansas City police investigating strong-armed robbery at Westport Gamestop. The incident happened Saturday evening at the Westport Gamestop.
ReplyDelete8:12 PM, Sep 12, 2015
have a safe and fun Saturday night!
Trust me shit heel, NOBODY wants to be a nigger. Monkeys don't want to evolve into niggers. Let alone a rappin nigger.
ReplyDeleteStraight outta the mean streets of Westport, introducing KC's newest white rapper....I'm "M n M"....not plain, but with nuts! Yeah...you know what I'm sayin?
ReplyDeleteI melt in the girls mouth
not in their hands
they dig the dudes
who play in the bands.
White girls, blacks
asians and browns
they flock to my shows
when I'm playing in town.
Dropping their panties
at the sound of my voice
begging for rides
in the backseat of da' Royce.
When you're hanging with me
life is a bitch
let's make it an orgy
before we crash in the ditch.
My favorite girls
are the bubble butt kinks
smart, sexy, sassy
I can hook 'em with a wink.
Let's wind this show up
and head down to da Plaza
we'll meet a big freak that I met at La Raza.
This Latina craves hard chorizo
likes it spicy and hot
one petite Cali babe
she's Jessica Burciaga.
There's some deep thinking ^^^^^^^^. man, you are above your depth. Just rant on with the N-word and let the rest of us ignore you.
ReplyDeleteIn 30 years all these rappers will be appointed the Quick Trip Center Honors Award at The Quick Trip Center for the Performing Arts by President Camacho.
ReplyDeleteRap Music – so many words, so little said. What rap did that was impressive was to show there are so many tone-deaf people out there. All they need is a drum beat and somebody yelling over it and they’re happy. There’s an enormous market for people who can’t tell one note from another.
ReplyDeleteTony's definitely tone deaf.
ReplyDeleteNow we know who Glazer's ghost writer is.
ReplyDeleteLOLZ, somebody is quoting Keith Richards again.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Metallica is a joke.
This is pure garbage when the NIGGERS do it and even more so when humans attempt it. Let the NIGGERS have this crap and grunt and click all they wish. It keeps them off the streets and out of the convenience stores.
ReplyDeleteYou racists are such disgusting animals.
ReplyDeleteAnd you sir, are a demented, perverted fuckstick. That's about the most accurate description of your ass, that's available.
ReplyDelete"Great" and "rapper" never belong in the same sentence.
ReplyDeleteWhat a shame these trans-racial, born white, but really black inside twits, can't get surgery so they won't go around photographing as white people when they are really bleached ghetto rats.
ReplyDeleteRappers and Byron: Straight outta my asshole...
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