Tonight, white women from every part of the Kansas City metro will be glued to their televisions and imagining themselves in a better, far more glamorous place.
IT'S OSCAR NIGHT IN KANSAS CITY FOR THE LAST FEW PEOPLE OVER 30 WHO STILL WATCH MOVIES INSTEAD OF JUST INTERNETS CLIPS!!!
We don't blame people for mostly futile aspirations and dreams. Tragically, this election season has revealed that low expectations rule the day in Kansas City. The current budget "debate" has been mostly smoke and mirrors from elected officials with an absolute disdain for neighborhood and community interests. Crime is being displaced across the metro and now suburbanites are suffering the consequences of urban core poverty and political unrest. Oh yeah, and we hear that City Hall has a new trick to push forward the next toy train line in an effort to double down on budget busting mistakes.
So, a few hours of witnessing the good life of the Illuminati is worth the price of admission . . . Meanwhile, here are a few more realistic Kansas City topics to consider during the commercial breaks.
Check it:
Desperate Times For Cowtown Po'Folk And Their Desires: KC robbery suspect accused of holding up 7-Eleven for cigar, 12 pack of beer
Show-Me The war Against Transparency: Missouri Lawmakers Propose Banning Public From Viewing Footage From Police Body Cams
Once again predictions of Dead Tree Media Demise prove accurate in the long run: Farewell to the Kansas City Star Magazine
More Deets About White People Gone Wrong: St. Joseph School Board Ousts Superintendent
More Local Suburban Crime On Blast: Man taken to hospital after shooting at Mission apartment complex
Meth Town Corpse Turns Up On Sunday: Man’s body found in Independence
C'mon Let's All Admit That Nobody Gives A Folk About Most Of The Horrible Kansas City Bands!!!
And so we'll join the Hollywood dreaming for Sunday night and pray for a nipple slip or something out of the ordinary while watching our betters. Hopefully, we'll have more BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE NEWS, discussion, debate, more than our fair share of hateration and all kinds of good stuff for the morning update . . . STAY TUNED!!!
Okay, that shiz is depressing. Step up your game and do a bit more tap dancing for next time.
ReplyDeleteAnd the guy who robbed the store for smokes and booze totally needs to take a look at the criminal code. He just stepped up his violation from petty theft to a minimum 5 year sentence. Seems like we need more practical education in KCMO.
Throwing your folk fest shindig in the dead of winter? Expect people to be glued to their Netflix at home, knuckleheads.
ReplyDeleteAfter a few stiff drinks even a shitty no talent band sounds great.
ReplyDeleteWonder what Theresa Garza is doing for Oscar Night?
ReplyDeleteThe Sunday Kansas City Star is razor thin today. Usually the coupons bulk up the paper but they were flimsy too. Goodbye Kansas City - you old dinosaur.
ReplyDelete"TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! DEAD TREE CONSOLIDATION: KANSAS CITY STAR MAGAZINE FOLDING INTO INK RAG!!!"
ReplyDeleteLooks like that prediction was about as accurate as always: wrong again!
Goddamn,he knows how to get under your skin.too damn funny.
ReplyDeleteniggers get under my skin. they are a global plague to civilized societies. There's no mistaking it, while some above make wild claims that "red necks" are the low man, I offer the following observations of the poor class:
ReplyDelete1.) Poor "white trash" at least own their shelter - the much maligned trailer. Unlike the wild urban monkey, that calls Public housing projects (aka zoo cage) home.
2.) Poor white people hold family structure - unlike blacks, who don't know the identity of their father from conception, and have multiple unknown siblings from said unknown silverback males.
3.) Poor white people work. Blacks? Do I really need to explain.
4.) Poor white people commit demonstrably less crime than do blacks.
5.) Refer to 1 - Poor white people are responsible. That is, they don't bring a dozen hungry mouths into this world so that Uncle Sam can feed them.
6.) White people are homo-sapiens. Blacks are pseudo-sapiens. (For more about why blacks are scientifically proven to be inferior, see my previous post under "Gimme dat money...from July 2009).
I encourage everyone to visit the department of justice online to read up on crime statistics (quick, before Nigger-in-charge decides to pull it down). Even a quick search on wikipedia regarding "race and intelligence" will surely open some eyes (and don't forget to read the references). Search google scholar papers to read university research findings on race and IQ. Or, turn a blind eye, continue to think that we're all equal, and sleep through life.
Crush the liberal agenda with raw facts. Open eyes to the truth.
I was wrong and I bragged about it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, white power huh
My paper arrived fresh, crisp, and protected from the elements in a clear sanitary plastic bag.
ReplyDeleteLong Live The Paper!
Rome wasn't built in a day.
ReplyDeleteWho really watches the Oscars? Lame
ReplyDeleteAnd the Denizens are disappointed that Hot Tub Time Machine 2 was not even nominated.
ReplyDeleteCan we just skip to the part where the Nig Nogs complain about not getting enough awards?
ReplyDeleteWho the hell is Oscar?
ReplyDeleteHollywood is controlled by a particular race of people that is bent on the dis-empowerment, displacement and destruction of the White race,particularly the White male. One of the primary tools for this strategy is using Africans to lower the standards,dilute the gene pool and displace White workers. As race chaos increases, Old Anthropologists race has risen to positions of power throughout the United States and turned the country into a slave plantation and police state for Whites while having made it a play ground and welfare state for non-Whites at the expense of Whites.This tribe of Old Anthropologists was run out of over 100 European countries because of their behaviors and flooded into America,but not before they killed 60 million White Christian Russians during the Bolshevik Revolution.Once in America they immediately went for the jugular of their host country and have been purveyors of porn,gambling,syndicalism,usury,perversion of law and academia and truth,drugs and once in government have made America a warmonger nation. While White Americans were dying in unnecessary wars, Old Anthropologists race began taking over whole swaths of industry and today they own banking, Hollywood, TV, the music industry and so many other. This is why Industry has been moved overseas and the people who print our money got a 23 trillion dollar bail-out, forever chaining America to a debt owed to robber European privately owned cartel bankers known in America as The Federal Reserve System. Hopefully your White child is not being tutored into self hatred and disregard for his or her White heritage by this genetic "serpent".
ReplyDeleteLooks like the Mexicans won Oscar night. This country is going to crap.
ReplyDeleteBuenos noches.
Jason Bateman wasn't clapping for American Sniper!
ReplyDeleteLet's lynch that unpatriotic queerbait!!!!!
But the make good movies and tacos.
ReplyDeleteYou lose.
No cut and paste text wall u cunts that is just spam.
ReplyDeleteIt's not an accident so many local bands suck. They tear up the streets to lay track to create a barricade so the two political parties can spend that KOCH money in the privacy of Downtown without the worry of flash mobs and teen angst that could get some conventioneers in trouble.
ReplyDeleteSelma sucked, "Glory" is pathetic and Oprah is a fat, female, Black Panther.
ReplyDeleteHollywood hates America and the middle class.
In penance, prepare for many, many white guilt movies next year, to atone for the paucity of winners tonight in the most grievous of sins, The Lack Of An Equal Outcome at the Oscars.
I realize that blacks commit most crimes, even though they only make up 14% of the population, but they should be let out of jail anyway because they are black.
ReplyDeleteWe need more Citizen Oversight Committees to make sure blacks are not arrested.
Real talk,chuck.
ReplyDeleteWell chuckles they let your buddy Glazer out of jail after all the stuff he did. And don't start this he was a cop crap with me he was a 90 day only contract snitch.
ReplyDeleteI had wondered if this 90 day stuff was true and have been looking into Mr. Glazer's background and am finding out many things about him and that the so called true story the King of Sting that isn't so true. It is in fact true Glazer was a so called special agent for the attorney generals office but just for 90 days as has been stated here. In fact his contract had been expired for 7 days when he was arrested that night in Merriam. Ever notice with Glazer it's always been someone else's fault he was arrested.
ReplyDeleteLOl....Glazer a 90 day cop. What a shit stain. King of Sting my white polar bear ass. King of Yellow Shit running down a faux tanned bird leg.
ReplyDeleteThat asshole ran out on me the pussy motherfucker. I should have shot him the first time I met him.
ReplyDeleteThis batch of comments suggest every brain-damaged paranoid psychotic fuckwit in two states spends his day glued to this blog. Either that or most of the population around here is like that.
ReplyDelete^^^^^^^ And thats why you are here with us you brain-damaged paranoid psychotic fuckwit.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy watching the Kansas City Star rotting.
ReplyDeleteGreedo doesn't exist , neither does buenos noches. Pobrecito estudio en una escuela jodida.
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