We conclude this TOUGH WORK WEEK not only with a LATE-BREAKING KANSAS CITY DOUBLE SHOOTING REPORT but also acknowledgement of local WINNERS as Summer turns into Fall in Kansas City . . .
ALONZO WASHINGTON
Mr. Washington dominated the week in Kansas City news because he was ONCE AGAIN PROVEN CORRECT REGARDING KCK SCHOOL VIOLENCE and mainstream media clamored for more information from this local activist who has maintained his connection to the community through his contacts and by way of social media instead of relying on traditional channels.
MAYOR SLY JAMES
We're often (deservedly) critical of Kansas City Mayor Sly James and his Administration because of their "win-at-all-costs" mentality and tactics but a recent nod to the Latino Community was appreciated and we hope his meteoric success will also help to propel the local Hispanic Community.
HEATHER HALL
Heather Hall is a Kansas City Northland Conservative rising star with a public safety campaign platform that should impress all of the metro area. This week she earned a great deal of support from the growing community across the bridge who seem clearly disconnected with KCMO identity politics.
GREG ORMAN/MARK RUFFALO
An obscure Kansas political hopeful could be the beneficiary of a great deal of partisan gamesmanship for control of the Senate. Nobody knows much about Greg Orman who may or may not be Mark Ruffalo in disguise.
STEPHANE SCUPHAM
Stephane Scupham is the new diva of Kansas City's Film and New Media office. Like it or not, she's part of the team that will craft Kansas City's image and part of the much celebrated "creative class" that has defined most talking points amid the current epoch in local politics.
As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.
I approve of this list or at least half of it!
ReplyDeleteheather hall has what it takes to keep the aryan race at their rightful place at the top. heil heather.
ReplyDeleteI like Steph. She is sexy!
ReplyDeleteIf fuck HEATHER HALL and STEPHANE SCUPHAM in their ass. Then cum all over their face and tits.
ReplyDeleteTKC Doofus Weekly
ReplyDeleteDoofus Weekly would include Tony in the lineup.
ReplyDeleteSo as usual Washington wasn't able to provide the media with any leads of substance.
ReplyDeleteNothing new there.
I am still waiting for Lorenzo to use grammatical sense and the... Can anyone name one achievement that proves of substance that he has accomplished?
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DeleteThis is my favorite weekly post out of all the bullshit Tony's churns out.
ReplyDeleteThe Weekly Scientific Power Player Guide
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ReplyDeleteWith Kale!!
And Toby shows us how special the freedom of speech actually is.
ReplyDeleteAs with most ass hats, I could live without it.
Why didn't Toni Bones make the top 5?
ReplyDeleteThe Royals are shitting the bed in front of 40K.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely will not be making the power list tonight.
Bones had first place till Bozo let Tony drop a load up his ass.
ReplyDeleteI say that fights between students in the KCPS will happen again. Now Tony when the next two feral niggers go at it I want you to let the readers all know how correct I was in saying students will fight.
Is Tony a closet gay?
ReplyDeleteLMAO
Boy howdy that Crowley Furniture family looks manic as fuck in their commercials.
ReplyDeleteDo Joker grins really work on people in the market for shitty furniture?
Photo #1
ReplyDeleteAlonzo gets defensive when some young girls from the neighborhood make fun of his "Slut" shirt!!
Photo #2
Mayor James has resorted to wearing a wide sombrero, after the bluebird of happiness began habitually relieving itself on his head.
Photo #3
Heather Hall declares it's time to get rid of "Dick" in the Northland.....yet she loves men!!
Photo #4
"Independent" Greg Orman strategically plays the "I hate both parties" card, at a time when voters give record low approval ratings to all politicians.
Photo #5
Stephane Scupham selected silver screen scout.....sexy senora!
Tony's Kansas City
ReplyDeleteSaturday, November 1, 2003
» Mr. Saturday Night Special
"You took my money, that's what you get!" is what a wacko shouted while he unloaded on his lawyer outside a Van Nuys, Calf. courthouse yesterday. The lawyer managed to save himself by ducking behind a tree. Television crews caught the whole thing on tape. The man was caught and thrown to the ground when it was discovered that it was not a divorce attorney he assaulted. LINK
» Oprah fans more likely to be stressed
Just as I had always suspected, people who watch the Oprah show are wound way to tight. Remedy, for the largely female audience of the show: get in the kitchen, get my dinner ready and put on those short shorts that I like. Burp. LINK
the WILDMAN strikes again @9:27! Has he ever made the power list? doubful.
DeleteThe Bear took a shit that had more POWER than anyone on that list.
ReplyDeleteHalf Chub and Alonzo. Now that's a pair to draw to.
I just LOVE the new comedy section of the blog! Keep up the good work!
ReplyDeletepowerfully silly!
ReplyDeleteKC=Detroit
ReplyDeleteDetroit>KC
ReplyDeletePlayoff baseball and copious amounts of arable farmland puts them over the top.
Welcome to Hell
ReplyDeleteouch!
ReplyDeletethe mayor dons a sombrero and now you forgive him for all his sins TK? you are one racist mother fucker .. do you even know how to speak the mother tongue?
ReplyDeletewhat would you do if he went into a rendition of la cucaracha and flashed a Merengue Dance or sang the mexican national anthem, you know .."I am the frito bandito" suck his dick?
your no different sharing your opinion when it comes to something you care about are you?
Posts are getting more and more stupid.
ReplyDeleteFan base equals Cum Rape guy.
If the coons would do a little target practice, there's no reason they can't get the murder count back up to a competitive level.
ReplyDeleteWouldnt Alonzo need to actually be interviewed and in TV, radio, or print , in orfer to "Dominate" the news?
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly is it that they film in Killer City?
ReplyDeleteBesides Drano commercials, I mean?
Once we get that streetcar going we can be an affordable filming double for NY or LA.
ReplyDeleteJust got to get that hustle and bustle going with that streetcar first.
I agree, Blaz. I've even heard once the trolley train is running that Times Square is going to bow out and move the NYE ball drop to P&L District! Exciting times in CK!
DeleteCreative class? You mean all those hipsters with scraggly little beards and tattoos on their dicks?
ReplyDeleteInteresting nothing but pictures of boobs but no tits.
ReplyDelete6:16 for the win
ReplyDeleteNo one pays any attention to Alonzo except Tony and Alonzo.
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