Better than any article or third hand account . . .
MUST SEE!!! CHECK THIS KICK-ASS KANSAS CITY CLIP ENTITLED: CRAIG GLAZER SIZZLE!!!
WARNING!!! CRAIG SHARES A COUPLE OF HIS PHONE CAM SHOTS IN THIS CLIP THAT ARE EXCEPTIONALLY NSFW AND WILL DEFINITELY GET YOU FIRED!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
Vimeo detail from director Dan Cummings: "This video is about Craig Glazer, the King of Kansas City."
Our pal Craig in his own words is EXCEPTIONALLY CAPTIVATING and this clip does a really nice job of telling a bit of his story in a couple of minutes.
Some of those shots. Damn.
ReplyDeleteWhat a stooge
ReplyDeleteFuck me bad enough having to see his shit in print now you're putting his ugly ass mug in our faces.
ReplyDeleteNotice how the comments have been turned off in the video. Hell I mean don't be man enough to hear what people might really have to say.
ReplyDeleteKCMO: An endless parade of D-List celebrities.
ReplyDeleteAmateur night on the plains.
He might be the king of your ass but he is definitely not the king of Kansas City. As for his stupid fucking movie he keeps whining about Hollywood probably thinks he's just as full of shit as the rest of the world does.
ReplyDeleteVery, very entertaining and funny as shit. Guy is a classic.
ReplyDeleteTony thanks for the morning wake up video on Glazer. Too damn funny. If he's acting I can't tell. yeah he'd make a hot reality show if that's what the guy who did this is after.
ReplyDeleteYes it make you want to see more, like him or hate him. I see no reason to hate on the guy, he is a funny SOB.
ReplyDeleteYou got nuthin.
ReplyDeleteWtf?!! Stupid Dave? Why you always do that?
ReplyDeleteya pussy.
Hey I think the public would dig this guy, the comedy background and the stars from there arguing with him. Man him and Dare and Glazer and Stan arguing. Priceless.
ReplyDeleteObviously, a sufferer of Tonys Disease: not enough brains, talent or ambition to make it outside of Kansas City.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least he doesnt tremble and quiver in the presence of American football fans and he doesnt bash KC as a substitute for self loathing...
Must be the cheap coke.
Laughed my penis off folks. You can't take your eyes off this maniac. He is a show. GIVE THE DAMN MAN A SHOW FOR CHRIST SAKE. If you don't like him, another reason to watch.
ReplyDeleteIn that still photo he looks like Murphy Browns house painter, that Robert Piaztolliorrelliangiano...
ReplyDeletewhatever.
He's not going to get a show, or a movie. He's too old first of all, probably won't be able to get insured, and smart people will want to avoid any skeletons in his closet.
ReplyDeleteTony, you should get Glazer, you, and Alozo together, and have a circle jerk.
ReplyDeleteHearne and Tony seem to be the only two people on earth that give a shit about this guy.
ReplyDeleteThis is today's open thread.
ReplyDeleteDon't mind if I do!
ReplyDeleteAmen, 9:29, and can you imagine what this poor attention-starved guy would be doing without the regular doses he gets from Tony and Hearne?
ReplyDeletePerhaps they are performing a public service.
What. In the hell?
ReplyDeleteThat is two minutes of my life I will never get back. Pathetic. Reminds me of Norma Desmond looking over her old newspaper clippings.
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to sit here and hate on the guy, he apparently has enough of a "fan club." But, to say this is "Exceptionally Captivating" is wholly inaccurate. No offense, but I have much better stories about my time in the military.
ReplyDeleteTony and Hearne remind me of a couple of high school nerds whom the rich kid makes toadies out of.
ReplyDeleteplease stop tony... we all know you and glazer are bed buddies but nobody wants you to continue throwing it in our face.
ReplyDeleteWhat a gloriously fulfilled life at age 60!
ReplyDeleteGee, I had a black hooker want to marry me. Now THERE'S something to brag about.
Agree with a couple of you. Glazer needs his own reality show or at least his own radio show. He's much more entertaining than most of these clowns on-air now.
ReplyDeleteWell this shows you a nigger will fuck anything
ReplyDeleteAs a woman I have heard of Craig Glazer but have never met the man. I watched this video thinking ok here is my chance to see maybe just how hot he really is. Let me tell you something Craig hot you are not. I see now why you end up with the women you do. Yes the car won't always get a woman out of the bar but for you it's the only thing you have going for you and we all know most bars have a slut or two who hang there and will leave with anything if there is a chance for them to get something out of it for nothing, hence a ride in a hot car and maybe some free drinks before they have to have sex with whom ever the current over hyped male figure for the night is, and that sir is a role you appear to be able to fill very easily.
ReplyDeleteTeri you are a guy hater...Glazer has so many girlfriends he avoids them..He is a good looking man, in great shape and very cool...kinda Jack Nicholson of when Jack was younger...but better looking...I know I worked for him and even went out with him a few times years ago..nobody gets more hot girls than him, not even ballplayers. I used to date them too. So shut up and stop being jealous. Funny video Craig.
ReplyDeleteO, Teri... Unlike my nemesis, who I am sure is, as we speak, composing his dark dirge of anal instrusion and facial emissions, I would charm you with a fine steed of transport and also with the wit and charm that a delicate flower such as yourself requires so that I am able to engage you in sweet, sweet lovemaking...
ReplyDeleteMan can we please end the bromance!
ReplyDeleteGlazer baby, this is damn funny, you deserve a show. Hope your book/movie gets made, the book is mad great.
ReplyDeleteGlaze is amazing.
ReplyDeleteCraig could do very very well with WWF fans. You have to pinpoint a market instead of flying blind.
ReplyDeleteHell he should try wrestling. The King of Kansas City. Perfect. Wear tights and a CK logo of his tank top.
ReplyDeleteJennifer get your ass street side bitch, I want 1500 from you by midnight. And bitch I shit you not I will fucking put your ass on Troost if you don't charge Glaysure the full amount next time. I don't care what kind of car he has.
ReplyDeleteYes I agree wrestling sounds like a great plan. Call him the King of Gay, outfit him in leather chaps with his ass checks hanging out. Silver sequin shirt with this on the back, "Rode Hard Put Away Wet at Missie B's"
ReplyDelete"Exceptionally NSFW"???
ReplyDeleteSeriously? I see more skin from the whores on local TV newscasts.
.....GLAZEAMAZING .....
ReplyDeleteFor a short take, that was a mouthful of fun and humor. Glazer you are better than most big comics I see on TV. Hope they get something going a show with you and your crew and family. Even the people who don't like you, for no reason I can think of, would get a kick outta KC being the backdrop.
ReplyDeletehilarious astroturfing by CG here in the thread.
ReplyDeleteYou look like day 2 of a coke bender, cant hide those owl eyes and bags
Just saw this today. Yes its funny. I see some coke refferances. i doubt the guy does that anymore, he looks healthy here to me, maybe he had a late night or was up early. Who knows.
ReplyDeleteYes lets do a TV show that worships an ex con just what Kansas City needs.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't be the first time. Makes him of interest. Sides from what I know his crimes were kinda against other bad guys. So. It was when he was a much younger guy. We have many tv shows and films about outlaws, why not this one.
ReplyDelete"from what I know his crimes were kinda against other bad guys."
ReplyDeleteThen you don't know much. Try googling up what the judge in LA said about his cock-and-bull story about trying to set up the Colombian drug cartel by buying coke from undercover federal agents.
So he was stealing from what he thought were dope dealers. Hey this is a funny f'ing clip. I ain't perfect either are you.
ReplyDeleteKC's biggest dbag.
ReplyDeleteDan Cunnins in Craig's mouth
ReplyDeleteGood luck on new spot brother.
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