So far . . . The best thing I've seen in the comments regarding the recent KJ prison visit is something to the effect of: This is the photo that killed Mayor Sly's re-election hopes.
Clever. But maybe we can do better. Give KJ's hip-hop tracks a listen and let's see if that leads to any inspiration.
Maybe . . .
Also, I wonder if Kansas City finds the smile of KJ as appealing, charismatic and inspiring as that of his father.
Who knows???
Nevertheless . . . Here's what's important while I got grab a cup of coffee, a glazed donut and a bottle of anything . . . To Go:
PLEASE CAPTION THE PHOTO OF KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY'S SON KYLE JAMES!!!
Your insight is appreciated AND the winner gets 15,000 TKC Bonus Points!!!*
*Redeemable nowhere.
Didn't Kemet have a "Grin and Laugh" track a month ago.
ReplyDeleteThis would make a good album cover.
Think synergy.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!! Oh. And I also blew a .36 and forgot to check in with my PO!!
ReplyDeleteThere's no way my dad's gonna let me go to Jail! Wait, what?? You're joking!
ReplyDeleteKJ and Sly 2014!
ReplyDeleteKC Rap For The Win!
Jus found out JOAQUIN PHOENIX is mah DAD!
ReplyDelete"I enjoyed the cavety-search, kemet."
ReplyDeleteYou only YOLO once.
ReplyDeleteMy prison buddies must follow local politics. One of them just asked if I was ready to "pull the train."
ReplyDeleteWhich one is the Mayor of Kansas City?
ReplyDeleteI really can't tell anymore.
I have the $15,000.
ReplyDeleteMy name is Tony, and I attack people's families.
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Look at all the polar bears in this joint...
ReplyDeleteBill Gates "with better condoms, you too can prevent unwanted pregnancies"
ReplyDelete"I believe.."
ReplyDeleteIt's wrong when guys in suits and ties get off easy .. yet homies like me contributing sumptin have their lives ruined.
I'm going to get my sphincter stretched.
ReplyDeleteYour train, my tunnel, WHOO! WHOO!
ReplyDeleteLook at me! I got my dads' mouth, his ears, his nose, his chin .. shit!!
ReplyDelete"I'm taking on Derron Black in an MMA match as soon as I get out of jail".
ReplyDeleteKyle James for Mayor
ReplyDeleteBlack Agenda Report said all the black politicians in this country care about is keeping their jobs. So be a rapper!
ReplyDeleteI found it!!
ReplyDeleteFree rent, free food. Whats not to like!
ReplyDeleteAnd I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole
ReplyDeleteNo one could steer me right but mama tried, mama tried
Mama tried to raise me better but her pleading, I denied
That leaves only me to blame 'cause mama tried
Fake Ned wins - that made me lol
ReplyDeleteDear old daddy, rest his soul, left my Mom a heavy load
ReplyDeleteShe tried so very hard to fill his shoes
Working hours without rest, wanted me to have the best
She tried to raise me right but I refused
I'm Kyles James, Bitch!
ReplyDeleteI'm Kyle James bitch
ReplyDeleteBitches show me them titties!
ReplyDeleteSmegma: It's What's For Lunch!
ReplyDeleteI was in the cafeteria acting like a badass and now my asshole is bleeding like a bitch!
KJ should work for KCFD. He has felony potential and has already had his mug shot.
ReplyDelete"The contest is over ... I won the ASS-WIPE OF THE YEAR AWARD"!!
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ReplyDeleteDearest Father,
I'll be a chef by the time I get out of here Dad - the guys told me that my education will start with tossing salads and whipping-up some kinds of batter and gravy, then I'll learn how a turkey is stuffed!
PS - My new rap name is "Cornholio" according my new manager here.
Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't...
ReplyDeleteI'll see u n COURT!
DeleteSorry. Shoulda been response to hassim
DeleteHey everybody, look at me!! I'm getting more attention than that shithead who wouldn't let me have a puppy when I was 6 years old! Pay backs are a bitch old man!
ReplyDeleteGuess who's back? I missed you guys!
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ReplyDeleteMy Rectum: It's The New Mangina
It is my understanding from a deputy on that side of the line that he is doing a lot of sobbing and is too scared frightened to leave his cell to bathe.
ReplyDeleteNo joke.
I'll see you n COURT!
ReplyDeleteKyle James smiles brighter than his pops because he wants a career in hip-hop
ReplyDeleteWhat u don't see in the pic is he's getting blown by a dude below.
ReplyDeleteHi folks, I'm the new high yeller in town!
ReplyDeleteDaddy help me... im a Waldo Gangster doing pussy county time.
ReplyDeleteDude, it is county jail on the Kansas side.
ReplyDeleteYour greatest danger is getting past dated bologna or accidentally catching one in the eye when you play a friendly game of handball with the mexican inmates.
This is jail, not prison. There is a big difference.
I think that I know that guy. He's a great fuck.
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ReplyDelete"The New Face Of Kansas City Beef Packing"
Hi guys, does anyone have Jimmy Johns phone number?
ReplyDeleteMy new album drops this month. My dad's approval rating drops right now.
ReplyDeleteI'm the kind of man that is a blueprint for building an idiot.
ReplyDeleteCaption entry
ReplyDeleteIntroducing, the 2013 NAACP Poster Child...Kyle James - Kansas City, MO
Remember, a mind is a terrible thing to waste!
I wonder why people think of me as a black man. I've got more white blood than most crackers. 'Howdy pardner'.
ReplyDelete30 days in my hole???
ReplyDeleteHis mama must be so proud. She sure didn't raise him right. Daddy a lawyer and nuttin lower than that, not even a snake.
ReplyDeleteThat is no KCPD mug shot.
ReplyDeleteLook at all the benefits of Sly's long term leadership!
ReplyDeleteDon't fight Sly's leadership and KC will look just like me in 24 years or less.
ReplyDeleteDad told me to listen to him...I didn't and he had his goons get me for 30 days. Listen to Sly Daddy or watch out!
ReplyDeleteBan the Box so I can get back on Sly's payroll.
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