TKC readers has a really fun discussion of the Kansas City Samurai Sword chicken joint robbery the morning that it happened . . .
But now that the dust has settled it's worth revisiting if only enjoy the national spotlight once more . . . Of course the story made Drudge and The Blaze but the fun doesn't stop there . . .
These three news outlets are still featuring the story prominently . . .
CBS: Man robs Kansas City fast food joint with samurai sword
Inquisitr: Samurai Sword Used In Fast Food Restaurant Robbery
New York Daily News: Kansas City police search for crook who robbed a fried chicken restaurant with a samurai sword
It's probably kind of racist but on Youtube the Kansas City crook has picked up the moniker: "The Black Ninja" which is probably kinda racist and only funny for a few hours.
Still . . . Now that the Summer is gone and Kansas City's baseball moment in the Sun has passed . . . It's clear that only slightly funny crime stories like a Samurai chicken joint robbery offer a chance for national recognition.
Laugh my a$$ off! This is funny! Free entertainment Kansas City style. Kansas City may be the new South. Don't know why they are perpetrating like a midwestern town.
ReplyDeleteKC, sabre the moment as the countryaughs at this cowtown.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with people robbing chicken shacks? Are they there to rob the food because we all know they have no accessible money....must be the CRACK.
ReplyDeleteNOBODY is calling him "The Black Ninja".....they're calling him "Samurai Nigger"
ReplyDeleteWhy are they always black? Makes you wonder about the IQ of the average black young man.
ReplyDeleteGee, the kid looks like Trayvon Martin. Just a poor innocent kid with a sword.
ReplyDelete"Give me six extra crispy legs and ten of dem dark breasts. Oh, and you got any watermelon?"
NIGGERS are always robbing, raping, stealing and any manner of bullshit. No NIGGERS being NIGGERS is NOT funny. Somebody just got fucking ROBBED!!!
ReplyDeletePERFECT 11:07PM and 6:54 PM....you are both ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
ReplyDeletemutherfukers done fogots my fries AGAIN!!!
ReplyDeleteOnly a dysfunctional, freedom inc ran, urban core supported city like KC could produce "Samurai Nigger".
ReplyDeleteI hope to see the Saturday Night Live comedy schetch of "Samurai Nigger". Or Chappell could do the schetch right. The whole world should view KC as the home of "Samurai Nigger" chicken thief in da hood. I am pissin my pants laughing at the two word definition of KC...."Samurai Nigger".
sketch might be the word. Sorry produce to KCPS wha kin I say
ReplyDeleteSorry agin...Product of KCPS ..african studies honor grad.
ReplyDeleteProduct of Kansas City racism.
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