Kansas City news of the weird leaves us with nothing left to discuss for the moment . . .
A man robbed a Kansas City (Church's Chicken) restaurant Tuesday night armed with a samurai sword, police said.
More:
"The suspect entered Church's Chicken, at 55th and Prospect, just before 10 p.m. Tuesday wearing a dark-gray hooded sweatshirt and carrying the sword, according to a statement from the Kansas City Police Department."
And this is probably why Kansas City can't have anything nice.
Hopefully, more later . . .
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ReplyDeleteThere should be a law for a 3 day waiting period before people buy swords.
ReplyDeleteI bet he'd look nice with a 45 caliber hole in his forehead.
ReplyDeleteThe grocery store across the street has already gone out of business. This looks like another project fot the "food desert" crowd.
ReplyDeleteAnd maybe they should volunteer to work there!
Lol there hasn't been a grocery store across the street since the late seventies.
DeleteMy absolute favorite beauty shot! Perfectly proportioned and a drop dead gorgeous face!
ReplyDeleteCrouching Chicken, Hidden Homie.
ReplyDeleteWell sure this will bring out the sword banning people.
ReplyDeleteAnd then Byron will be along saying the person had a right to rob the chicken shack cause it was there.
I'd rather ban NIGGERS than swords or guns. It would damned sure be more effective.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous racists. If you're so proud to hate black people then why do you hide your identity. You must be ashamed and you should be. Its 2012 people. Racism is so 1960s
DeleteI will best you Chuck . . . Game one:
ReplyDeleteEnter The Chicken
The Legend of Chicken Master
The Way Of The Chicken
The One-Winged Swordsman
Clucking Master
Once Upon A Time @ Church's
Wings Of Fury
Shogun Chicken
The Church's Connection
The Seven Samurai Seasonings
Ok!! Ok... I give...
ReplyDeleteThis town is a disgrace.
ReplyDeleteDeveloping: Mayor Bloomberg has cdalled for ban on Chicken Shacks and swords over 30 inches long and multiple throwing darts.
ReplyDeleteSuperdave? Are you the N Word guy? I think maybe you ARE!
ReplyDeleteFrankly, I'm tired of it. Some black people can teach you some things. Like Obama. and, gasp, Melissa Harris Perry on MSNBC!
You need to realize that there are LOTS of EDCUCATED blacks smarter than most Southern white morons.
This, of course, is why Southerners never wanted blacks to become educated! Southerners KNEW their level of personal ignorance, and they NEVER wanted blacks to get more UPPITY in their educations. Way too scary to have uppity blacks be smarter.
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Which is why they just HATE OBAMA, that Northerner black who is far too uppity. Don't LISTEN TO his educated ideas. Put him DOWN!
chinese eyes of tkc... most excellent grasshopper! however you failed to see the obvious, that where samurai swords and japanese steel come into 'play', one must not forget:
ReplyDeleteKill Chicken, Vol. 1
Kill Chicken, Vol. ll
and
The Last Chicken
C'mon people, let's get to the important facts of this issue............did he ask for dark or white meat?
ReplyDeleteAnyone wearing a hoodie on an 80+ degree day is up to no good and should be reported to the authorities IMMEDIATELY!!!
ReplyDelete8:22... especially if part of a samurai sword is sticking out from underneath it.
ReplyDeleteThe website said he was black?!?!
ReplyDeleteTHATS RACIST!!!!
A sword? In the hood? What the hell? Can't a thug acquire a damn pistol, anymore?
ReplyDelete8:04
ReplyDeleteLaughing up our sleeves.
Gimmee al yo loot and whil you at it gimmee a box of legs an thighs to go! cause robbin an shit mak dis nigger HUUNGRY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJust the kind of story sensationalist lame stream media types pray for.
ReplyDeleteI bet this sword came from the theft of the pawn shop at 63rd and Troost. You know the robbers got away with more than just guns.
ReplyDeleteJesus 8:04, if you're so fucking smart, you'd think you'd know how to spell "educated". How's that KC education working for you?? Dumb NIGGER.
ReplyDeleteit's sensational-wesome!
ReplyDeleteThis egregious, preposterous, and outrageous. My client was not robbing that establishment. My client, Takwon leroy lee is an avid martial artist, a black belt,heh, and a master in the ancient Afrikan martial art known as Crouching from the Lion to avoid getting eaten. He was merely taking along an implement to slice his biscuit. His previous visit caused him much distress when his 2 piece came with an unsliced biscuit. Remove this post or i will sue you for your greasy ball cap, your only shirt(blue with brown stripe) and your 14 year old hoopty.
ReplyDeleteOnce again, William Rosen speaks the truth.
ReplyDeleteAaaahahaha!!!! Anon farts in your general direction!!!!
ReplyDeleteWOW...Samurai Nigger makes the Drudge Report!
ReplyDeleteSome funny and lots of stupid in this thread.
ReplyDelete3:10,
ReplyDeleteNo. Racism is so Eric Holder, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Black Panthers, etc, etc.