When I'm not dwelling in my (mom's) Westside basement, I often "entertain" hottie white women with big asses and low standards.
And yes, the Applebee's 2 for $20 special is like a godsend to the low-income heterosexual, Midwestern man.
To wit . . .
CHECK THIS TKC EXCLUSIVE GUEST REVIEW OF TONIGHT'S X-FACTOR IN KANSAS CITY!!!
I don't watch this TV junk programming because I'm busy doing "research" for this blog and practicing with my upcoming R&B/Death Metal band - Luther Van Helsing.
Anyhoo . . .
A big booty Kansas City hottie sent these texts my way and I figure I would use them since she finally came to her senses and sent me home without as much as a courtesy "handshake" and/or her kid really did chip a tooth.
Check it:
"Proud to say I do not recognize a single person auditioning in X-Factor Kansas City. Forgot Simon wasn't here and everyone was all :( LOL"
"Belton in the houuuuuuuuuuse ... White dad dude, country song, he's all right, crowd on their feet. Of course."
"Ohf#ck. Kid that prolly goes/went to Ruskin was so bad, all the judges got up & walked out . . . Aaaaaaaaaad he got arrested for stealing a mic. Go KC!"
I'd like to share the rest of it but it's all cleavage shots set against wood paneling. And I guess I want to try and be a gentleman or at least check and see if she has room in her basement so I can decide where this thing is going.
UPDATE . . . Check some of clips from the show already posted to Youtube . . .
Here's the Kansas City Country Singer Dad: Tate Stevens - Anything Goes - X Factor USA (Kansas City Audition)
Weird young mail broad with face leopard face paint: CeCe Frey - No Other Man - X Factor USA S2 (Kansas City Audition) Kinda like this one because she sucks but gets two chances.
AND OF COURSE NO KANSAS CITY MUSICAL COMPETITION IS COMPLETE WITHOUT A WHITE RAPPER!!!
I'm pretty sure this is Chuck's grandson: Rizzloe Jones - Freestyle Rap - X Factor USA S2 (Kansas City Audition)
Best one . . . The Kansas City singer who was so bad he was arrested:
The X Factor USA 2012 - Deangelo Wallace's Audition I'm getting arrested
Here's a gossip site write-up of the Kansas City X-Factor arrest mess:
Deangelo Wallace Handcuffed for Stealing Microphone After X Factor Audition
Hopefully, more links, local content, BREAKING EXCLUSIVE NEWS, discussion, debate, discourse, hateration and all kinds of goodness in just a few . . . STAY TUNED!!!
I hope you are trying to be funny and not really that much of a creep.
ReplyDeleteBRITNEY CLEAVAGE MAKES A COMEBACK!
ReplyDeleteI saw the kid get arrested, don't think anything like that has happened in any of the other cities. Kansas City, keepin' it classy!
ReplyDeleteniggers steal everything!
ReplyDeleteHey man, did you see your son the white rapper?
ReplyDeleteHe's good!
Demi Lovato is smoking hot
ReplyDeleteWhere is KJ in the X Factor competition? Oh ya he doesn't have the talent. that white kid is better than he is
ReplyDeleteouch.
ReplyDeleteTrue That!
HAHAHA 1047, KJ just got burned. That Cece chick is super hot. How old is she?
ReplyDeleteShe should be old enough to know that face paint is a bad idea. LOL!
ReplyDeleteThe Belting Belton dad was the best! Hoping he goes all the way.
ReplyDeleteBritney is still a skank. Her voice is awful, when she sang Happy Birthday she embarrassed herself, and the expression on her face makes her look as if she's in a perpetual state of stupid.
ReplyDeleteD'angelo is probably gonna end up joining Team COA with KJ and Kemet. What a joke
ReplyDeleteTate is the man! Grew up with him on the west side of Belton. Never knew what happened to him after High School. Was a very talented kid growing up, sad to see that it has taken this long for him to get some national attention! He deserves nothing but success!
ReplyDeleteMake BELTON Proud!!
YOU GO TATOR!!!!
Not a bad review. Me likes. GO TATOR! I agree.
ReplyDeleteHa Ha.
ReplyDeletekinda funny.
The "Chipped Tooth' remark killed me.
:)
Can you believe that little NIGGER tried to steal a mic from a national tv show?? Boy, KC ought to be real proud of it's NIGGERS. They can't sing and steal to boot!!!
ReplyDeleteBelton the ghetto that moved south of the city!!! Tons of white trash drug heads down there.
ReplyDeleteKC would not know entertainment if it bitch slapped then all the way to L.A. and back. This is a town where 40 year old slimmy assed bar music played by drunken ass old farts is king. KC is training camp for Branson headliners. It is a wonder Rhino records hasn't relocated here.
ReplyDeleteAt least Belton isn't overrun with fucking NIGGERS yet but I'm sure they'll discover that it too, is easy pickens, stealing from whitey. Lock your doors Beltonites, the NIGGERS are on the way.
ReplyDeleteyeah but belton sucks. Nothing to do but a lot of fat white women.
ReplyDeleteSo maybe it's not that bad. hummm.
If Obama had a son he would look like that!
ReplyDeleteBelton is full of white fucking trash!!!! get fucking real racist as fuckkkk
ReplyDeleteFuck belton and the white trash that live there. Black folk don't want to go to that cesspool of inbreeding.
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