Like it or not . . . The measuring and record breaking AWESOME of a local snake might be the biggest victory for Kansas City this week.
Take a look . . .
New World's Longest Snake Is 25-Ft. Python
Twenty-five foot python slithers its way into Guinness World Record book
Reticulated Python from Kansas City, MO is World's Longest Snake - Guinness World Record snake named Medusa measures 25 feet, 2 inches and weighs 350 pounds
The world’s longest snake living in captivity… and it’s kept in a haunted house!
Guinness World Records Crowns World’s Largest Snake, Medusa
On the bright side there wasn't a tax break or subsidy involved in this Kansas City win . . . But records like these are made to be broken and I'm pretty sure this town has witnessed bigger snakes at work in local eco-devo projects.
Still . . . The world has taken notice of KANSAS CITY'S HUGE SNAKE and that should inspire a bit of confidence for this cowtown and maybe improve the local dating scene.
When is it going to run for council or mayor?
ReplyDeleteWhy does it pal around with Glorioso?
Is the reason it never wears a shirt is because it wants to be a rapper?
What does it think of the dating scene at the P&L District?
Could be an exclusive, T!
It sheds it's skin every election.
ReplyDeleteThats cool, right?
I saw Erin and Kelly giggling about the long snake on Channel 9 last night. Erin in a knowing way, and Kelly in her Uber-Republican,"I know something is funny here but damned if I can say what" way. Erin led Kelly through the danger. Erin is a kind of Earthmother like that.
ReplyDeleteErin knows her way around snakes.
ReplyDeleteFrom all the old tales I've been told I'm surprised its not a black snake.
ReplyDeleteI'll take anyone's snake to the balls!!!!
ReplyDeleteAsshole 11:24
ReplyDeleteThat chicken shit is getting old. Tell me your name pussy.
And in other news Craig Glazer was named World's Biggest Douchebag. When notified of the award he stated, "One more thing for the haters to be jealous of. I am the King. I have the body of a 35 year old NFL player. No one gets more chicks or hotter chicks than I do. I am the most successful and attractive man in Kansas City. I have a hot car and run the most successful comedy club in the world. I have hundreds of comics on speed dial. I can have a three way any time I want.". When asked about his toupee and having the intellect and maturity of a 12 year old Glazer declined comment as he had to take an urgent phone call from Clint Eastwood.
ReplyDeleteWho the hell is craig. Just antother hack that's not as important as a snake.
ReplyDeleteIt may be the world's longest snake, but Aggie Stackhaus is still the ugliest, loudest and most psychotic snake.
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