The local quotient of weirdness increases daily around this town:
"A second Missouri witness has come forward with information from a UFO sighting near the Liberty Memorial in downtown Kansas City, according to July 19, 2011, testimony from the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) witness reporting database."
On the bright side, this news of the weird is a whole lot better than angry JoCo residents getting angry when they see so many brown people they assume are aliens on the Blvd.
We have come to marvel at your iconic representation of the penis.
ReplyDeleteAnd they traveled over a billion light years in search of intelligent life.
ReplyDeleteMan! Their bosses going to be pissed!!
That was actually a sighting of Aggie Stackhouse still cleaning up after RockFest!
ReplyDeleteTonys favorite hang out!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry they're just flying over. They won't land they'll just get robbed and shot.
ReplyDeleteA guy named Doran Cart collects a paycheck from there, and spends a lot of time on his web cam stroking his "tower" on a site called "Squirt.com." He is also very popular with the anonymous blow job set in the men's locker room at Baptist Lutheran.
ReplyDeleteIs Cart the guy who walks around the B-L men's showers with a hard on and suggesting "a little fun."
ReplyDeleteI've got FIVE BUCKS that says it was a faggot on a hang-glider, with a lightstick shoved up his ass.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Cynthia Cart knows what Doran is doing with men?
ReplyDeleteThey are here for the P&L protest.
ReplyDeleteIt would not surprise me for a second if that Doran Cart at Liberty Memorial was a Senator Larry Craig type.
ReplyDeleteIf they crash, we've got a top notch fire and ems department. LOL
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