TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY ELECTION BOARD FAIL!!! SLY'S NAME TOO SMALL ON TODAY'S PRIMARY BALLOT!!!
Here's a question . . .
YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THE KANSAS CITY ELECTION BOARD HAD MONTHS TO WORK ON THE TYPESETTING FOR THE KANSAS CITY ELECTION AND COULDN'T COME UP WITH A WAY TO GIVE EQUAL SPACE TO ALL THE CANDIDATES RUNNING FOR MAYOR?!?!
No wonder nobody votes in this town.
Here's a closer look at the ballot.
Lots of great candidates on there except Mayor Funky.
However, I only see one option that is truly SESSY!!!
actually it made his name stand out, like a car wreck
ReplyDeleteAnyone who calls himself "Sly" and seeks a position of public trust has to face up to his own self-imposed pitfalls!!!
ReplyDeleteThats why no one voted for him, it was the font on the ballot. Ass hole.
ReplyDeletemaybe if they took Wheeler and Klein off they could have made room
ReplyDeleteHmmm, you would think the $500,000+ he raised would have bought him the office. Or so he thought.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if his name was shorter it would have fit on the ballot better. Or then again, maybe this is another racist conspiracy by the election board!
ReplyDeleteWrite in TKC! LOL!
ReplyDeleteSo far it's Burke @ 8K or so, with Funk and Sly in the 6 K range, very close.
Gee, Tony, do you really think the KCEB is fucked up?
ReplyDeleteShould have listened to Moreno and Royster last August - that way you wouldn't have been surprised.
Wonder how long it took TKC to insert his name and skew the font to match the photo? That's ego.
ReplyDeleteThank god the Funkster is gone. Now TKC will have to start digging for news of interest!
Funky's loss takes all the wind out of the election. Sly will win. Hands down.
Byron must be dancing in West Virginia, given how much he hates his brother. (grin)
Ding Dong, the witch is dead. Which old witch? The wicked witch!!!!!! Bye Gloria.
ReplyDeleteHaha, all you ass wipes. Sly is in the general!
ReplyDeletewhats the big fucken deal? Look how long his name is. You had to in order to fit it on. Longer name and a "little" smaller text makes it stand out you douche bag.
ReplyDeleteApparently that wasnt a problem. Maybe if he'd drop the "Sylvester" and the "Jr"?
ReplyDeleteHe IS fairly impressive, I admit. Everything the funkster ISN'T.
Wonder what a guy does to put food on the table after he's been an unpopular mayor? Or a defeated Senator or Rep. Or former Secretary of Defense (War criminal?)
ouch.
ReplyDeleteThe print is too small. Total bullshit.
ReplyDeleteGuess the small type didn't hurt him.
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