Local Goose Poop Reporting

KSHB: Raytown Schools find a solution for goose poop . . . Can't help but admit that I'm captivated by this story.

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  1. A plywood cuttout of Tony mowing his Mom's lawn might finally get him out of the basement, into the world, where some unsuspecting female would corral his ass and give his mom what she really wants.

    Some fuckin grandkids!

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  2. Too bad Tony is gay... The only way mommys getting grandkids is if Tony adopts.

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  3. A significant number of geese need to be "harvested."

    For those of you educated in the KCMSD, that means killed.

    Donate the meat to homeless shelters.

    Problem alleviated.

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  4. Or if you prefer a more nature-friendly approach, introduce predatory animals and let them kill the geese.

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