TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! CO-MAYOR GLORIA SQUITIRO'S FASHION MISTAKE!!!



I wish this EXCLUSIVE photo of Gloria Squitiro came from a TKC Tipster but it doesn't . . . This is photo is courtesy of a "friend" of the Co-Mayor on Facebook who was excited about our first lady's fashion sense and inspired to share the hot mess goodness.

I'm not gonna lie . . . Despite the strangeness of her outfit, I think Kansas City's Mayoral Queen Bee looks good in purple. Unfortunately, there's nothing really shocking about the image other than the fact that a lady with such a weird ass delightful sense of style is basically running Kansas City Mayor's office.

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  1. who cares?

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  2. You've got a jones about em... guess this is how you keep city hall readership up? pathetic

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  3. Sweet Tony, I think you are trying to be nice.

    YOU SUCK

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  4. That's the most flattering picture I've ever seen of her.

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  5. Kansas City really is a shithole cowtown.

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  6. mr. blackwell4/6/09, 9:21 AM

    That's what a crazy person wears.

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  7. Mayor's wife - bag lady

    Kinda like one of those optical illusions, it just depends on your vantage point.

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  8. okay, this is just tacky "piling on". Fun, sure, but tacky.

    We should stick to the issues of the recall and legitimate complaints & criticisms of how the Funk isn't running the city and City Hall.

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  9. does she squirt

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  10. I wonder if she still has the list of lawfirms that she visited while trying to get pro bono work on the EEOC lawsuit. Or maybe the first copies of the campaign financial forms. I wonder how many rewrites she did before she turned them over to the Ethics Commission? She sure as hell did not let the campaign treasurer get a look. Can't wait for his DEPO! He has a tale to tell. Could be what she put in that huge bag.
    But WTF? She has a friend. With pictures like this I'd call her a frienemy.

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  11. Gloria dear, that hat is not fierce.

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  12. love the bag, not feeling the hoodie or hat.

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  13. Cute, but you can't fool us, Tony. I recognize Flo from the drag shows at Missie B's when I see him.

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  14. It looks her future son-in-law is dressing GS up. How could you not want a sweet church going lady wearing purple to be banned from the Mayor's office???

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  15. Was that picture taken 16 years ago?

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  16. Looks like the 'first lady' has had a little work done.

    Hmmmm ... did we ever find out where the missing campaign funds were spent?

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  17. Honey I know, I know, I know times are changing
    Its time we all reach out 4 something new
    That means u 2
    U say u want a leader
    But u cant seem 2 make up your mind
    I think u better close it
    And let me guide u 2 the purple reign

    She never meant 2 cause u any sorrow
    She never meant 2 cause u any pain
    She only wanted 2 one time see u laughing
    She only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple reign

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  18. She actually looks better than most women her age in this shitheel town. Which is just an extremely sobering and sad statement.

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  19. But can she get into the P&L District?

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  20. Say it with me: Slow news day!

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  21. Both Gloria and her spouse look better with their mouths shut. They are in profound need of cosmetic dentistry. Gloria could drop a few(?) pounds for her health and our eyes.

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  22. A hoodie is a step up for her. How grotesquely sad.
    But on the brighter side, she can download a funkhouser recall petition and walk her neighborhood gathering signatures! Nobody would bother her in that get-up.
    www.funkhouserrecall.com

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  23. with that huge bag, why is she carrying her eyeglass case?

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  24. gloria's bald spot4/6/09, 6:42 PM

    I like the idea of a hat as it keeps me warm, but I am not loving the style. Did she shop the Plaza for this look?

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  25. L-O-Funking-L

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  26. Was that picture even taken in KC?? Looks like Brooklyn to me (or at least some city with brownstones). Secondly, what the hell are those wires doing on the handles of of her purse - is she sportin' a wire for the FBI?? Maybe going to visit someone in Jeff City.

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  27. Mike Sanders' Bald Head4/6/09, 9:00 PM

    Stop Talking about Bald Spots

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  28. That bitch just escaped from the home for crazys. Crazy ass bitch.

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  29. I'm amazed her face isn't bruised if she's been walking. That fat ass/hips sure bounces a lot.

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  30. dat bitch ho look STOOOOOOOPID!!!!

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  31. Now she's a writer? A little like Erma Bombeck with a David Sedaris edge? As far as I could tell, both Erma and David had/have incredible senses of humor, wit and insight. Calling African American women Bernie Mac and Mammy is not funny nor witty. However it will be expensive.

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  32. Kansas City's own BAG LADY. This would be more than I could take. She is obviously out of it all the time.

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