Monday, April 06, 2009

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! CO-MAYOR GLORIA SQUITIRO'S FASHION MISTAKE!!!



I wish this EXCLUSIVE photo of Gloria Squitiro came from a TKC Tipster but it doesn't . . . This is photo is courtesy of a "friend" of the Co-Mayor on Facebook who was excited about our first lady's fashion sense and inspired to share the hot mess goodness.

I'm not gonna lie . . . Despite the strangeness of her outfit, I think Kansas City's Mayoral Queen Bee looks good in purple. Unfortunately, there's nothing really shocking about the image other than the fact that a lady with such a weird ass delightful sense of style is basically running Kansas City Mayor's office.

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

WTF?

Anonymous said...

who cares?

Anonymous said...

You've got a jones about em... guess this is how you keep city hall readership up? pathetic

Anonymous said...

Sweet Tony, I think you are trying to be nice.

YOU SUCK

Sophia said...

That's the most flattering picture I've ever seen of her.

Anonymous said...

Kansas City really is a shithole cowtown.

mr. blackwell said...

That's what a crazy person wears.

Anonymous said...

Mayor's wife - bag lady

Kinda like one of those optical illusions, it just depends on your vantage point.

Mo Rage said...

okay, this is just tacky "piling on". Fun, sure, but tacky.

We should stick to the issues of the recall and legitimate complaints & criticisms of how the Funk isn't running the city and City Hall.

Anonymous said...

does she squirt

Anonymous said...

I wonder if she still has the list of lawfirms that she visited while trying to get pro bono work on the EEOC lawsuit. Or maybe the first copies of the campaign financial forms. I wonder how many rewrites she did before she turned them over to the Ethics Commission? She sure as hell did not let the campaign treasurer get a look. Can't wait for his DEPO! He has a tale to tell. Could be what she put in that huge bag.
But WTF? She has a friend. With pictures like this I'd call her a frienemy.

Anonymous said...

Gloria dear, that hat is not fierce.

Stacey K said...

love the bag, not feeling the hoodie or hat.

dr scholls said...

Barney?

Anonymous said...

Cute, but you can't fool us, Tony. I recognize Flo from the drag shows at Missie B's when I see him.

Anonymous said...

It looks her future son-in-law is dressing GS up. How could you not want a sweet church going lady wearing purple to be banned from the Mayor's office???

Anonymous said...

Was that picture taken 16 years ago?

Anonymous said...

Looks like the 'first lady' has had a little work done.

Hmmmm ... did we ever find out where the missing campaign funds were spent?

Anonymous said...

Honey I know, I know, I know times are changing
Its time we all reach out 4 something new
That means u 2
U say u want a leader
But u cant seem 2 make up your mind
I think u better close it
And let me guide u 2 the purple reign

She never meant 2 cause u any sorrow
She never meant 2 cause u any pain
She only wanted 2 one time see u laughing
She only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple reign

Anonymous said...

She actually looks better than most women her age in this shitheel town. Which is just an extremely sobering and sad statement.

Anonymous said...

But can she get into the P&L District?

Anonymous said...

Say it with me: Slow news day!

Anonymous said...

Both Gloria and her spouse look better with their mouths shut. They are in profound need of cosmetic dentistry. Gloria could drop a few(?) pounds for her health and our eyes.

thin margin said...

A hoodie is a step up for her. How grotesquely sad.
But on the brighter side, she can download a funkhouser recall petition and walk her neighborhood gathering signatures! Nobody would bother her in that get-up.
www.funkhouserrecall.com

Anonymous said...

with that huge bag, why is she carrying her eyeglass case?

gloria's bald spot said...

I like the idea of a hat as it keeps me warm, but I am not loving the style. Did she shop the Plaza for this look?

Anonymous said...

L-O-Funking-L

Anonymous said...

Was that picture even taken in KC?? Looks like Brooklyn to me (or at least some city with brownstones). Secondly, what the hell are those wires doing on the handles of of her purse - is she sportin' a wire for the FBI?? Maybe going to visit someone in Jeff City.

Mike Sanders' Bald Head said...

Stop Talking about Bald Spots

Anonymous said...

That bitch just escaped from the home for crazys. Crazy ass bitch.

ReachAround said...

I'm amazed her face isn't bruised if she's been walking. That fat ass/hips sure bounces a lot.

Anonymous said...

dat bitch ho look STOOOOOOOPID!!!!

Anonymous said...

Now she's a writer? A little like Erma Bombeck with a David Sedaris edge? As far as I could tell, both Erma and David had/have incredible senses of humor, wit and insight. Calling African American women Bernie Mac and Mammy is not funny nor witty. However it will be expensive.

Anonymous said...

Kansas City's own BAG LADY. This would be more than I could take. She is obviously out of it all the time.