Friday, August 29, 2014

KANSAS CITY WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!



One of the last remaining weeks of Summer in Kansas City has seen many significant moments and tonight Jodie Marsh helps us make sense of past few days as we recognize the KANSAS CITY POWER PLAYERS who shaped our local political scene.

Check it:

Kansas City Grassroots Organizers Against Ambulance Billing Service Outsourcing Stay Winning


Kansas City grassroots organizers selflessly volunteered their time to STOP the Mayor's tragic scheme to privatize a vital city service. They proved successful in an EPIC EFFORT revealing that Kansas City voters can fight City Hall if they stick together.

KCK Mayor Mark Holland


Credit to Mayor Holland where it's due . . . His move to champion diversity after the nightmare in Ferguson proves that this local politico is focused on the future.

Ruckus Host Mike Shanin


We've long admired and noted the work of Mike Shanin and talking to him in person was the highlight of the week for your least favorite blogger.

Diana Kander


Kansas City power broker, biz lady and best selling author gave her testimony to a captivated crowd and the words of wisdom resonated with the smarter denizens of our blog community.

The Kansas City Royals


Remember that KC Insiders predicted the home team would the division at the outset of the season, and their current hot streak might just be the real deal.

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

27 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Better title for TKC: Celebrate bikini babes and big wigs.

Anonymous said...

Who is Beth and why does someone think she was upset with Kander?

Anonymous said...

That's it?
Thank God the airport is still convenient for leaving town!

Anonymous said...

sporting cancelled by rain. I'm powerful pissed.

Buster Hyman said...

I have a big stick I wish Jodie would come and hold like that.

Dick Long said...

I am sure I have something that would captivate Miss Kander

RealTKCHeadlines said...

TKC NOTE!!! I'LL NOW KISSING MIKE SHANIN'S ASS AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY!!!

Anonymous said...

Sporting losing bad, Royals on a slide.....and won't make the playoffs....Chiefs suck.....

Killa City is a shit hole.......

Fuck it...

Anonymous said...

Is that Kander ho shaved or landing strip ?

Anonymous said...

It's trimmed daily to spell out ME!!!

Richard "Bergen" Belzer said...

The Royals are starting to again look like their first half underwhelming selves again.
Choking under the pressure is a VERY real possibility for these guys.

Anonymous said...

Is that the official Iron Maiden tranny?

Anonymous said...

How come you can buy a plane ticket to Chicago for a jet that has no fuel on a Friday night out of MCI?

Byron Funkhouser said...

This one time you could of honestly included yourself as a power player.

Anonymous said...

Power Players something the sheep shagger knows nothing about.

Byron Funkhouser said...

I know that you are not an adult & that you are a troll. What else do I need to know about you?

You seem to be playing some sophomoric game where if you call me names & insult me it proves that you are a 'winner'. Its very strange. If you truly believe that you are better than me, then surely you should find some superior way to express it rather than this childish name calling. Your parents shouldn't let you play on this blog like this. But, then they probably don't know. I mean its not something that you can really brag about is it.

I called Byron Funkhouser a sheepshagger, aren't I cool! Aren't I clever, mommy?

Since your a coward, I assume that you are a demented dwarf.

Anonymous said...

Vote Cofran, dethrone the Mayor.

Polar Bear said...

Demented dwarf ?

Coming from the family of "Slender Man", "demented dwarf" is choice.

Those two rocks in your head are rattling.

Anonymous said...

Give up on doing Mrs. Kander fat boy. I doubt Mr. Kander gets access.

Anonymous said...

We need better leadership in KC. Nuff said.

Anonymous said...

"KC Insiders predicted the home team would the division at the outset of the season"

Get a damn editor or check your work.

Anonymous said...

The sheep shagger calling someone else a troll now thats priceless.

Jesse Faracon Sharpton said...

"Credit to Mayor Holland where it's due . . . "

Holland would have been a champion of diversity if he had made is speech months ago, but given that he waited until after the Ferguson outbreak, like the rest of the libtards, he is nothing more than a political opportunist.

Byron Funkhouser said...

You may think that you're better than me, but remember I'm looking down at you. Everyone is little to me, & yes, you & Polar Bear are very likely vertically challenged which is where your anger really comes from, hence I think of you as demented dwarfs.

Its hard for other men to impress me with their ruggedness when I have to look down at them. Believe me, that's where some of Mark's arrogance comes from as well.

So, you demented dwarfs have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

What happen to Flintlock?

Anonymous said...

I was just wondering the same thing. Where is Flintlock? Maybe Byron's unfortunately brief absence has made Flint believe his sheep are safe.

At any rate, Byron, for someone with an alleged high IQ, you never learned to write worth a shit. Do you know the difference between "it's" and "its," "your" and "you're" and when to use "I" and "me?" I'll bet Mark does.

Anonymous said...

Hey look, Billy Spandex Biker Boy showed up to slam the dude from WyCo!

Wonder if the Kocks are paying him to make up the racist monikers too?