Sunday, March 09, 2014

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! KANSAS CITY INSIDER PREDICTION: ROYALS STAY WINNING BECAUSE AL CENTRAL SUCKS EVEN WORSE!!!



Here's a bold bit of Kansas City speculation from a very RESPECTED TKC TIPSTER who offers this bit of Sunday optimism.

To wit . . .

A KANSAS CITY INSIDER SAYS THERE'S A CHANCE THE ROYALS MIGHT EVEN WIN THE AL CENTRAL PENNANT BECAUSE THE REST OF THE DIVISION SUCKS SO BADLY!!!

Here's the word:

"TKC, just wanted to let you know that yous shouldn't be so pessimistic about the Royals this season. They've got a real shot. And you'll love this: The reason the Royals have a shot is because everybody else in the AL Central is doing much worse. Chicago and Detroit are looking at major downtrends this year because of organizational problems and really bad recruiting. And the Royals have stepped up their game a bit when it comes to spending. Just wanted to offer you a fair warning. The team might not be so bad this year because, as you've said, they're just mediocre while the everybody else looks to be miserable this season."

As usual, TKC remains skeptical of every pre-season claim of success but this came from a HIGH RANKING KANSAS CITY INSIDER SOURCE and it's a bit of alt. opinion that's worthy of consideration.

And for Sunday as we get a glimpse of Spring, that's the closest we can come to optimism.

17 Comments:

Anonymous said...

AL central is Royal s Div

Anonymous said...

4 of 5 starting pitchers with above 4 era? Not gonna happen with this staff. Bullpen will be a shadow of what it was last year as well.

Anonymous said...

The Kansas City Royals Baseball Club plays in the American League Central Division.

Anonymous said...

We knew a long time ago that KCPS Board President AL West sucked!

Anonymous said...

Tony's a fucking idiot.

Anonymous said...

TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! MY HIGH RANKING KANSAS CITY INSIDER SOURCE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT DIVISION THE ROYALS ARE IN!!! AND NEITHER DO I!!! WE'RE BOTH IDIOTS!!!

Anonymous said...

Dildo,you are,taco tico

the Polar Bear-son said...

Mexicans know beans and imigration...illegal that is. Nothing here...move along.

Anonymous said...

Detroit will win the division again...no chance they make the playoffs. Just go to the ballpark and have fun!

Anonymous said...

No joke. Your high ranking tipster is a dumbass, or tony is a dumbass for not proofreading or fact checking his shit tips.

Anonymous said...

Tony don't care.

Tony said...

Actually, I do care.

One word mistake on the write-up, my bad. Just fixed. Thanks for the correction from gentle TKC readers.

Anonymous said...

Nice save.

Asshole.

the Polar Bear-son said...

Gotta give the "hipster" his due. He taco'd up.

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Well if you copy and paste your AWESOME TIPSTER news like any normal human that wouldn't seem like a typo, it would seem like stupidity.

Also, the Tigers will be unbeatable.

Anonymous said...

Agree about the Tigers.

DETROIT BEATS KC!