Friday, August 15, 2014


Tonight we look at who proved strongest this week amid so many local losers in the political game . . . Take a peek:


Kansas City Protestors Proved More Powerful Than Any Other Cowtow Concern

This week of protest in Kansas City served as a strong reminder that people MUST move away from their mobile phones and computer screens for just a moment in order to speak truth to power . . . Or at least find a reason to go for a stroll amid the local working class.

Dwayne Bowe Stays Winning A Huge Paycheck Despite A Strong Drop In Performance

The Kansas City Chiefs Wide Reciever has been SUSPENDED FROM THE FIRST GAME OF THE SEASON but that still doesn't mean that he hasn't stayed winning by sticking with the Kansas City Chiefs and a HUGE Payday without much pressure.

The Kansas City Fountain Lady Continues Her Reign Over Our Hearts

Words of wisdom this week from a formerly drunken Kansas City celebrity remind us that everybody makes mistakes.

Sasquatch Lives In Kansas City

Don't know what the big deal is about a story of SASQUATCH IN KANSAS CITY, lurking in nearby woods and around local bars before closing time.

Clay Chastain Is One Of The Last Remaining Activists Fighting For Kansas City Democracy

Agree with him or not, he's one of the few political players dedicated to the idea that VOTERS SHOULD HAVE THEIR SAY on the local ballot.

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.


Anonymous said...

LMAO! Sterling picks there bro.

Anonymous said...

Abandon hope, all ye who enter here.
From cowtown to clown show.
It's hard to imagine what could be next!

Anonymous said...

Blue Ribbon Selections (Pabst)

Anonymous said...

Just keep those SWAT teams on standby.

Anonymous said...

Not a single faux lumberjack in skinny jeans this week?

Anonymous said...

Don't forget to come to Union Station tomorrow night for free skittles and dank!

Anonymous said...

The mood has shifted again here in Ferguson. It's now resembling a giant block party with music and sub woofers!!

Anonymous said...

The destroyed Quick Trip has become a concert space. Rappers and stuff.

Cheeba said...

I don't know about all the politics, what I do know is that a good time is had by all when people take a break and puff away their problems. That's the only real unity there is in KC. Do it in moderation and notice that you will be moderate.

Anonymous said...

Ferguson has risen from the ashes and re incarnated as a full blown zoo.

Praise the lord

Anonymous said...

morons now causing trouble in #Oakland over the Ferguson thing.

Anonymous said...

Capt Ron Johnson just thanked the New Black Panther Party who, along with Nation of Islam have been directing traffic at night in Ferguson

Anonymous said...

Were they selling pies?

Anonymous said...

And Last But Not Least Power Player of the Week Media Edition

Robbery Tape Humiliates Media's 'Gentle Giant' Narrative


Anonymous said...

media now reporting that the so-called robbery video actually shows the store clerk choking on a chicken bone .... and Brown was trying to save him with a rarely seen "frontal Heimlich maneuver".

Anonymous said...

Bowe is singing money for nothing and the chicks for free.

Anonymous said...

Bowe is singing money for nothing and the chicks for free.

Anonymous said...


TKC COMMUNITY: Left holding their limp dicks after promises of civil unrest in KC came to naught.

MOMMA BEAR: Stupid as always.

CHUCK LOWE: Stupider than ever.

TONY: Not even trying anymore.

PATSY: Got his money's worth this week. Whether it was worth it, well..

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific Anonymous polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to the local retarded.

Anonymous said...

Lol, that was almost funny!

Go Joe! said...

We need to stop the violence and hate and let peace rule in our nation.That needs to be the goal.

@ 11:09 Funny, yes your looks are quite funny. said...


A pathetic group of Koom Bye welfare recipients

Dwayne Bow aka Buckwheat Weed Boy

Iowa Corn Holer in the fountain

A dipshit in a Sasquatch costume

Clay Chastain , CEO of Adult Friend Finder

Only thing missing was the dumb ass, black cock sucking, backward jean wearing, dipshit @ 11:09 that stayed up late all week, taxing is pea sized brain in a lame attempt at comedy. You, dumbass are worse than those you choose to list.

Anonymous said...

Why build another area that will bring no one to KC when you can modify the Ferguson program and draw thousands. As long as the lawyers are bitching about lethan injection drugs we should give them more to cry about with public executions.

Anonymous said...

Clay would not work with us when we first saw the way the Council was going to treat the Petition Process.
We called and talked to him and he laughed and went home to wherever..
His proposals in November should be voted down, otherwise the city will use the money any way they want and just laugh at Clay.