Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Kansas City Royals 'Fountain Lady' Revenge!!!



My future ex-wife recently released another media blast that involves fewer interesting statements and far too much remorse given that her offense was splashing around in a pool and offering "favors" to randos she encountered.

Here's a round-up of Jessica McCoy public contrition that might be just as uncalled for as her initial drunken romp . . .

Des Moines Register: 'Fountain Lady' a year after dive: 'I'm not a bad person'

Pitch: Royals Fountain Lady says she'd like to return to Kauffman Stadium for a playoff game

KSHB: 'Fountain Lady' Jessica McCoy wants public to know she's more than her viral Kauffman Stadium video

More in a bit . . .

23 Comments:

Anonymous said...

It takes 20 years to build a reputation and two minutes to destroy it.

Anonymous said...

IQ-38

Sung Woo said...

My english not real good but how you say…I would not mind tapping that ass and suck them tits!

Anonymous said...

If she had an agent she'd be queen of the stadium.

Does that have hair on it ? said...

shaved or landing strip ?

Anonymous said...

Shes better than anything Glazer has ever fucked

Anonymous said...

We have decided that it is against the law to step foot in our fountain. Since we stuff KCPD's pockets we own them and they do what the hell we order them to do. What conflict of interest?

Anonymous said...

"futrue ex-wife"?

Huh?

Anonymous said...

She's not looking quite as good as she did back then. Definately attainable Tony.

Anonymous said...

Typical American idiot.

Anonymous said...

Glad the media is covering such important news.

Anonymous said...

Name one friggin quality that is appealing to any female.

Purpose of this blog is to avoid those questions.

The Capt'n said...

The ladies love me masthead!

The Ad'mrl said...

The ladies love me jizzenmast!

Anonymous said...

It would not have been a big deal except the fountain is the reservoir for the soft drink carbonation tank. Took all season for the cheap arses at the stadium to cycle the cooties through your drinks

Anonymous said...

Plain and simple, she's a skank. Stay in Iowa or wherever the hell your trailer is.

Anonymous said...

What a fucking bladder! Is this bitch worth even a discussion? Nah, just another fat, white bitch, looking for her fifteen minutes....

Anonymous said...

Ha! The Sung Woo reference got me laughing good.

Anonymous said...

Knee pads
Flat head
Big ears
Toothless
No gag reflex


Wow, she's just like Byron!

Anonymous said...

Yes, Sung Woo - thank you for the best laugh I had all day! +10

Anonymous said...

I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face and tits.

Anonymous said...

I'd STILL eat my own cum out of her ass!!!

Anonymous said...

Hell I'm going to offer her a place to live. Bet that is some good pussy.