Friday, June 13, 2014

KANSAS CITY WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!



Chloe Patterson is a fitness hottie and right now she helps us celebrate the strongest this week . . .

CHECK THE KANSAS CITY POWER RANKINGS TONIGHT AND A GUIDE TO THE STRONGEST THIS WEEK!!!


Clay Chastain Stands For Local Democracy Like It Or Not


All week transit artist Clay Chastain has been reminding voters of their constitutionally protected rights and calling out the Mayor and City Council it's a strong stance and something that seems to be gaining support among locals who are paying attention to City Hall strong-arm tactics.

Toni Bones Proves To Be A Powerful Local Advocate For Liberty


She's starting a new online show that's gonna be AWESOME . . . And maybe one of the strongest in town.

Kansas City Homeless Advocates Fought And Won For Their Right To Help The Less Fortunate


Maybe one of Kansas City's finest moments in local activism this year . . . Thanks to Council Dude Dick Davis flipping on his vote pledge and making all the other City Hall staffers mad behind the scenes.

Spring Rain Overpowered Old And Busted Local Infrastructure


Spring showers proved too strong for Kansas City's crumbling sewer and storm drain system that remains old and busted despite so many tax increases.

The Inevitable Single Terminal @ KCI Stays Winning


Endorsed yet again this week as politicos want to ram through a BILLION DOLLAR deal . . .

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

17 Comments:

Anonymous said...

the airport is the most devastating of all these ideas with he real potential to break KCMO.

Khronos said...

So I guess this guy has a crush??

Anonymous said...

Clay Chastain? The most powerful in Kansas City?

WRONG!

On this week or any other.

Corrected Copy And Paste, With Bonus Tracks! said...

Toni Bones Proves To Be A Powerful Local Advocate For Lunacy

Toni Bones Proves To Be A Powerful Local Advocate For Bukakke

Toni Bones Proves To Be A Powerful Local Advocate For Radial And Bias-ply Cancer Gardens

Toni Bones Proves To Be A Powerful Local Advocate For On-The-Dole Anarchy

Toni Bones Proves To Be A Powerful Local Advocate For Malignant Narcissism

Toni Bones Proves To Be A Powerful Local Advocate For Middle School Mentality

Toni Bones Proves To Be A Powerful Local Advocate For Copy & Paste

Toni Bones Proves To Be A Powerful Local Advocate For Avoiding Trailertown

Toni Bones Proves To Be A Powerful Local Advocate For Locking Up CopBlockers

Toni Bones Proves To Be A Powerful Local Advocate For Copy And Paste In The Incorrect Order

Toni Bones Proves To Be A Powerful Local Advocate For Never Giving It Up To Tony B

Toni Bones Proves To Be A Powerful Local Advocate For Providing Tragic Comedy For Us To Laugh At

Toni Bones Proves To Be A Powerful Local Advocate For Acting Like A Spoiled Toddler

Anonymous said...

DAMN, NOW THAT IS A MEGAPOST!

But how do you really feel?

Lulz.

Anonymous said...

KC is run by the worst kind of criminals.

Anonymous said...

So let's review.

Clay is still all about himself.

Not obeying the law makes you a powerful local advocate for liberty.

You can feel free to go out and feed turd sandwiches to the homeless.

Three inches of rain in 36 hours equals "spring showers."

Progress bad. Stagnation good.

Improving your own lot in life bad. Bitching about everything and not selling your shitty screenplay good.

Facts bad. Twisting truth good.

That's about it I think. Enjoy picking up the clean end of the turd everybody!!!

Anonymous said...

636, you are dangerously close to insightful.

WILDMAN! said...

sounds like the WILDMAN has returned! we would say that we missed u but we know you have never left us.

Anonymous said...

Gotta say, I agree that most of these topics might be "powerful" but Toni Bones holds very little influence anywhere in KCMO. Is she captivating? Of course but not a power broker by any means.

Liberty KC said...

Toni Bones rules u bitches.

P Bear said...

Word around the zoo, Toni Bones has a smelly

pussy ! The anteater said he would not root it.

Anonymous said...

Toni Bones Proves To Be A Powerful Bong Hitter

Anonymous said...

Lulz

Anonymous said...

Can we prank the Toni Bones Show?

Let's show her what Internet commentary is really about.

Anonymous said...

Sure hope TKC doesn't become all about AlonzoBones.

Anonymous said...

Building new airports is the death knell of a city. Just look at what happened to Denver...