Thursday, May 29, 2014

TKC EXCLUSIVE AND BREAKING NEWS!!! FOLLOW-UP: HAS KANSAS CITY MAYOR SLY FAILED CERNER SLIMDOWN CHALLENGE?!?!



Because it's important to hold our politicos accountable in every possible way . . . Also, I'm kinda hungry and TKC is soon to enjoy our typical Thursday late lunch which includes a frozen burrito, Cheetos, 32 .oz Dr. Pepper and many a snack cake.

To wit . . . And in the age of Obamacare . . .

HAS MAYOR SLY FAILED HIS CERNER SLIMDOWN CHALLENGE FROM NOT SO LONG AGO AND BASICALLY FAILED TO PROVIDE A GOOD EXAMPLE TO LOCALS TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT DESPITE MORE THAN A BIT OF CORPORATE PROPAGANDA?!?!

Moreover . . .

IS MAYOR SLY BAD FOR THE HEALTH OF KANSAS CITY?!?!

Facts . . .

- The Kansas City Health Levy Mayor Sly helped to pass was bloated and didn't really account for Obamacare.

- The budget is busted and still "structurally unsound" according to the City Manager.

- More than a few of the TOP ECHELON ARE CONCERNED ABOUT THE MAYOR'S HEALTH and notice that he's put on a few pounds over the past few years ... Seriously, there's honest concern about the guy's well-being here and not the typical political scene hateration.



Again, TKC has ABSOLUTELY NO ROOM TO TALK here . . . Seriously, this is the closest thing we have to a recent file photo of our basement blogging adventures . . .



But I think we've already established that reading TKC is bad for your health, so this topic is fair game while Kansas City's health is failing and we're moving toward a whole bunch of uncomfortable election season questions.

Links:

Kansas City slides further down healthiest metro list

30 percent of world is now fat, no country immune

Mayor Sly actually looks bigger than these pix from the 2011 Slimdown Challenge

Developing . . .

25 Comments:

Fael said...

Sly will be find. His additional girth will help him crush the competition!

Anonymous said...

Sly's actually lost a lot of weight. That roll around his midsection is just from all the extra cash he's found lying around.
But don't worry; it will all be gone soon enough.

Anonymous said...

I think the Mayor is full of parasites from his military tour of Thailand.

Anonymous said...

People are beginning to see through Slie James and his greedy grab for the system swag?

Anonymous said...

Like you can talk about weight Tony

Anonymous said...

Doing nothing but eating junk food while playing martial-arts videogames for months on end and then expecting to beat Tony Jaa in a real-world sparring match. Only people who've lost touch with reality would think like that.

Anonymous said...

Kyles music career has Sly worrying overtime. Kyle had to go live with the Hare Krishna's once alcoholism and drugging became not so funny to the public.

Anonymous said...

The Sly James bubble will burst. I'm surprised it hasn't already judging from the general aimlessness, hostility among people, and chaos I see unfolding in this town on a daily basis.

The Fed-Up Taxpayers Of Kansas City said...

We can view these reports and then earnestly hope for a fatal myocardial infarction to occur.

Another Midtown Mom said...

You guys can be so cruel! LOL! Actually, hope the mayor does meet his goal. We probably all need to lose weight in KCMO.

Anonymous said...

Try losing a pound a week. That's like living on two Scotch and Water a day.

Anonymous said...

Sly is better at managing his weight than he is at managing the City.

Chester The Charlotte Street Molester said...

I'll tell you this, ain't nothing wrong with the good mayor living large, this actually makes me like the guy.

Anonymous said...

Our Mayor is just another fat coon. Doesn't that make you proud?

Anonymous said...

Kinda like the pot calling the kettle black ain't it Tony?

Anonymous said...

@402. What is the psychological malady that takes the form of creeping the internet with the interest of displaying written bigotry under the guise of "anonymous"?

Anonymous said...

No foolin 405. Sly's mistake was making. BFD out of it in the public forum. His handlers should have asked him about 10 times, "will you really diet and exercise?"

Same deal with Schulte. I witnessed him knock off two chilli dogs, a large fries, and a jumbo ( non diet) soda, them ask about dessert.

Leadership by example. Not so much.

Inafunkabouthefunk said...

The Mayor is a water buffalo. Let us take time to remember that the Funk and the Squid looked like creatures from a 1950's horror movie. That being said, the bloated buffalo reminds us that unlike the hideous but rail like thin Flunkhouser is an advocate of unlimited government spending and borrowing. "Sly" and friends should remember that pigs get slaughtered :(

Anonymous said...

That's not fat. That is his money belt stuff with bribes.

Anonymous said...

IS MAYOR SLY BAD FOR THE HEALTH OF KANSAS CITY?!?!

Yes, in more ways than one. Fire this guy, now!

Anonymous said...

He's less fat than almost every single black woman you ever see. Talk about a group of people who are almost all 100lbs. overweight. Of course they think they look great and show off their fat rolls in tight clothes that also expose their ginormous upper arms that are bigger than my legs.

Anonymous said...

They got them big old purple coochies too.

Anonymous said...

Sly needs TO eat Mooshell "the fist bumper's" public school slim down diet.

Anonymous said...

Dumb question, "is mayor Sly bad for the health of Kansas City " . Answer is "in more ways than one".

Delmar said...

Roe Bartle was fat, and he was a pretty good mayor.