So, the Cerner Kansas City Slimdown Challenge is helping local fatties slim down at an even faster rate than corporate America continues to shed jobs without replacing them.
While Cerner calling Kansas City fat is kind of insulting and I sorta think this is all about companies wanting to cut down on insurance premiums . . . I guess it's nice when people (pretend) to care.
To wit . . .
TAKE A LOOK AT KANSAS CITY'S MAYOR SLY JAMES STEPPING UP TO TRIM DOWN HIS WAISTLINE!!!
Personally, I think Mayor Sly is just fine the way he is . . . But, again it's a nice gesture. Meanwhile, far crueler (and some health conscious) denizens of the local Internets have criticized Mayor Sly about his weight.
From his latest online presser accompanying these photos: "The Mayor leads city employees in Cerner’s KC Slimdown Challenge. This is a three month program that encourages participants to lose weight and get healthy. The Cerner bus recently stopped by City Hall to weigh in participants. "
Sadly, because TKC is a contrarian and because I know that most Big Pharma cholesterol medications are a scam . . . I'm not sweating my sexy frame and I'm simply trying to date fatter (white) women.
Nevertheless . . . Kudos to Mayor Sly for the weight loss leadership. Like most of his early political efforts, it's not really gonna help anybody else but makes us all smile.
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ReplyDeleteAll well and good, sure. He's a big guy and it would be both great for his health and as an example to Kansas Citians all over the area but...
ReplyDeleteHow about he take the "try to reduce or stop the shootings and killings challenge" too?
agreed!
ReplyDeleteOBey your corporate masters you long-horned cocksuckers!!
ReplyDeleteHe should drop 105lbs by losing Diana Kander's cell phone number.
ReplyDeleteMayor Sly meets Jenny Craig...I need some Jenny Craig too.
ReplyDeleteMayor Sly James is a marine. Of anyone out there he should know what it's like to get back into shape.
ReplyDeleteHe is big.
ReplyDeleteI do what I do.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za9JGFPONOw
How about slimming down KCMO budget.
ReplyDeleteAt least Funk wasn't fat.
ReplyDeleteIs Tracy Ward in the program?
ReplyDeleteHonestly, though. Don't you suspect Byron is reading TKC every day there in the cave?
ReplyDeleteLay off the fried chicken.
ReplyDeleteHey Byron remember me?! Excellent post. You're definately getting smarter. You're right, your brother, cousin, Or dad wasn't fat. But he was easily the goofiest and least liked individual in his position in a looooong time. That's why he was the first lurch NOT to be reelected in 90 years. Not exactly a positive distinction. Let him dissolve in peace. You're making HIM look Bad with your lonely and pathetic posts. Tell him, " the crazy Jarhead said hello, and thanks for packing Byron with ya on your final trip OUT of KC."
ReplyDeleteDo a Google search of 'Byron Funkhouser' & stop embarrassing yourself.
ReplyDeleteLooks like he took the challenge -- and ate it.
ReplyDeletePictures are strangely similar to Suco arriving at the zoo...
ReplyDeleteWell, so much for "ignoring me" Byron!! You're really not very good at this are you? It doesn't take a Google search to know you're a man with no code. But why not, I'll take a look. I hope it's not a complete waste of time. Standby. You DO remember THAT much from your Naval training, right?
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should join him Tony.
ReplyDeleteUhhhh, oookkkk. What exactly was I supposed to find there Byron? I want my 2minutes and 30 seconds back. That's a out how long it took me find out that your suggestion offered NOTHING. All I found was superficial IMmaterial that in NO way indicates who or what you're supposed to be. Wasnt there supposed to be something even remotely impressive?! Sorry kiddo, hardly embarressing for me. However, I'm really starting to realize you're full of shit. A MAN that served in the Navy in 74 should have FAR MORE electronic history than was represented by your name. Still getting spanked Byron. Intelligence is denoted by one's ability to LEARN, adapt and overcome. Why do you keep treading in the same minefield. Something tells me you wear a helmet and mittens year round and have a house key safety pinned to your safety vest. Somewhere, Corky is Begging you to "retire!". He begs you to find the distinction between "ignoring" and ignorance. Laughable.
ReplyDeleteI must say,,, I am a huge supporter of Sly. I can see the racial undertones of some of the comments like anyone else. I just wanted to say thank you for actually using humor and wit RATHER than the N word. It's a hell of a lot easier to respect and appreciate. We don't have all get along, but that grotesque word has no place in society anymore. You can say essentially the message in a more befitting manner.
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ReplyDeleteSly James is a NIGGER!!!
Aha!!!! You fell for the trap!! I was wondering were you were. Thought maybe you were back at sniper school. Dude, you're waaaay too easy. That post was such a setup and you bit like a retarded moron. Looks like you still have a dick fallin out of your forehead. You couldn't make it ANY MORE obvious that TRULY hate yourself!! Deep down, you're waiting for the resolve to finally kill yourself. That IS a better option than goin another 5 years without ANYTHING to look forward to, right. But even THAT takes some balls, doesn't it?!
ReplyDeleteWas that you Byron?!? You up late at night again due to irregular sleep patterns brought on by PTSD from a heroic naval service?!
ReplyDeleteSounds like anon 2:44 must have been throat fucked in prison. Or maybe walked in on mommy or girlfriend getting throat fucked by a black dude. Lotta hate in that throat homie. Felt good to me
ReplyDeleteGo to the bathroom Sly, it is not a weight problem, you are full of shit!
ReplyDeleteGaaaay. Dumb post 9:27
ReplyDeleteI'm being attacked for speaking out against the violence.
ReplyDeleteSly, take lessons from KCK. Stop the violence! You've already proven that Cindy can do your job.
Sly the sell out Mayor.
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