Monday, March 31, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY 3RD DISTRICT AT-LARGE EARLY COUNCIL ELECTION RANKING!!!



Kansas City council election season is well underway.

And so far here's what we've noticed . . .

MORE THAN ANY OTHER ELECTION IN KCMO . . . THE 3RD DISTRICT AT-LARGE RACE HAS ENJOYED A GREAT DEAL OF EARLY COMPETITION!!! ACCORDINGLY: TKC HAS THE DEFINITIVE RANKING AND FIRST LOOK @ CANDIDATES SO FAR!!!

The sitch right now . . .

Council Lady Melba Curls is termed out and it's a feeding frenzy to fight for her job.



Right away, we want to remind everybody that there's still the lingering rumor that Monica Curls (Melba's daughter) might want to get into this thing and she would have the advantage that she has pretty much been the incumbent Council woman in charge for about 2 years behind the scenes. The name recognition would pave the way for her along with other contacts BUT others tell us that there's no way she wants the headaches and would rather see somebody else get the job.

And so . . .

HERE ARE THE TOP KANSAS CITY 3RD DISTRICT AT-LARGE COUNCIL CONTENDERS RANKED IN ORDER!!!

Kansas City Public School Board Vice Prez Crispin Rea


No, he's not a cousin to TKC. We've only endorsed two candidates in the history of this blog and we're simply calling this election based on SCIENTIFIC market research.

Crispin Rea is ranked as the early leader in this 3rd District At-Large election because . . .

- He has KCMO Former Top Cop Support

- The elite Kansas City lawyers have already endorsed Crispin.

- Northland Political Power Broker Bill Skaggs made a VERY noteworthy endorsement.

- Fair play . . . YEARS of Union busting @ The KCPS is Crispin's Achilles heel - That's why Monica and her incumbent Union connections could easily win this thing.


No, this isn't Latino pride because I'm pretty sure my Spanish is better than Crispin's (which isn't saying much), we're not from the same neighborhood and I think it'll be more fun to play the Latino card in the 4th District race in order to witness the KCMO LGBTQIA Community get frustrated and start making racial slurs (lulz) . . . So only d-bags who are desperate would deny our TKC science. It's early in the race and a lot of things could change but our ranking is most certainly DEFINITIVE.

Quinton Lucas


Right now this law professor out in Lawrence, Ks. with excellent elocution is the only hope to combat Crispin's early lead. He's still not in this thing officially but insiders say that Crispin got in the race so early and dropped so many endorsement bombshells SPECIFICALLY to take an early lead against Mr. Lucas.

Dee Evans


Dee Evans is a local activist and Freedom, Inc. Insider and she's already making this thing racial. She hasn't earned the endorsement yet but the Freedom, Inc. connection will destroy her in the Northland. Moreover, people don't realize that THIS UPCOMING ELECTION will FINALLY demonstrate the POWER of Kansas City's greatest hinterland enclave . . . Far beyond the Forward KC sewing circle.

Rev. Steve "Flash" Gordon


Right now, Rev. Gordon is the STRONGEST GRASSROOTS CANDIDATE in this election. Rev. Gordon is smart to come out swinging against Crispin Rea and promoting his solution to Country Club Plaza problems. There's an effort to discount him but we see his personable style, faith community connections and civic elite alternative as a key to success for this contender.

Bruce Watkins Jr.


Name recognition alone will earn this candidate more votes than most would imagine. The Wakins name is a gold standard that even Northlanders appreciate. Old school KCMO voters could choose this candidate simply because it's a safe old school KCMO choice and the rhetoric against the funeral director might come off as petty. On the other hand, the funeral biz is always good, people aren't gonna stop dying anytime soon so Mr. Watkins might not even want to take on the City Council problems.

Karmello Coleman


Karmello Coleman is a political denizen with GREAT AND MEMORABLE NAME. She'll stand out on the ballot more than any other candidate in this race. I've met her and if she works the cordial Oprah-Winfrey-esque card, she could compete with the best in local politics  . . . Sorry, that's cruel and probably racist-seeming but shaking hands and confirming pleasant stereotypes is part of Kansas City politics. White women who want to imagine themselves having a Black friend propelled Oprah to the status of a global media icon . . . Therefore, taking down a po'dunk local election by smiling, giving a few hugs and speaking in the self-help-talk-style is no grand feat. Example: Mayor Sly James.

And so . . .

MORE THAN ANY OTHER COUNCIL ELECTION . . . RIGHT NOW THE 3RD AT-LARGE REPRESENTS THE BEST AND WORST OF KANSAS CITY!!!

One more . . .

NOBODY ELSE NEEDS TO GET INTO THIS ELECTION!!! DAMN. GO GET A HOBBY!!!

Better still, this election contest in full swing reminds us that Kansas City politicos are almost completely focused on winning their jobs with little concern for any other issue facing this town.

Developing . . .

40 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I think that TKC needs to endorse sexy-ass Selita Ebanks.

Anonymous said...

What an array of niggers to choose from...

Anonymous said...

Abandon City

Anonymous said...

Q is a pushover and people pleaser and the meanies in the 3rd District will have their way with him. I've known him for a while. He's nice, very fun, and a funny self deprecating guy but not a leader. We have enough 3rd District happy hour councilmen. Dee will knock him out of the way.

Anonymous said...

Honest question; is Rea gay? Just curious.

Anonymous said...

Will Quinton try to act more black to compete with Dee and Coleman? The people in the 3rd will stick with the person they can relate to and that will be Dee or Coleman.

Anonymous said...

8:53, I wish he was...I wish he was.

Anonymous said...

Dee knows these neighborhoods, man I never seen this Lucas in the neighborhoods.

Anonymous said...

Someone has to help out our demoralized, mentally inert, drugged-up, tattoo-bedizened populace of twerking slobs.



Anonymous said...

Q is the future. It is time for Dee and freedom to step aside.

Anonymous said...

Man, this list is not accurate. Dee ain't in third, she is in second.

Anonymous said...

niggers fuck up EVERYTHING!

Anonymous said...

Just sit back and watch the racist swarm in on this post. Quinton and a few other candidates in this race are everything Chuck and gang claim they want in black leadership, not corrupt, educated, honest, hard working, not taking handouts, a stark contrast to freedom and the trash on the plaza. But watch these hypocritical liars tear them apart anyway simply because of the color of his skin. The question is this from the angry white guy perspective what is a "qualified" black? What does that look like education, reputation and track record wise? What is your solution to problems that ail our city?

Anonymous said...

930
I'd recommend reading the interactions between jonathan chait and ta nehisi coates over whether its fair to chalk up the struggles of the black community to a "bad culture". the reality of that argument is that its just racist. you can complain all you want about how there are candidates who will appease the racist crowd because they are "not whats wrong with the black community" but behind the veil you're just gonna find more hatred. far right assholes like chuck just want to hate blacks. given american history idk why anyones surprised. they dont need an excuse, but condoning their critiques of the black community doesn't actually help. you may as well join the resistance.

Anonymous said...

The most important criteria should be:
1. What specific aspects of actual city government are they interestd in enough to actually learn something, become engaged in, and make recommendations about?
2. Do they have the guts to provide some leadership when the same tired old names come calling and try to "get them to understand how things really work here"?
Start with working to make the 3rd District a much safer place and you just might find that other good things will follow.

Gene Shallots, local gadfly said...

That pic of Dee Evans resembles every fat and bitchy black queen who terrorizes offices across America daily.

Everyone has worked with a prototype in EVERY workplace they've ever been in.

Anonymous said...

It would be great if we could refrain from name calling. There is nothing wrong with Crispin, Quinton or Dee. They're people, not perfect, but doing something that most of us - me included - don't have the balls to do - try to make changes!! You racists asses out there that don't have the balls to say ANYTHING to their faces - sit the hell down somewhere!! I don't know what's going on in these candidates lives, but my guess is they're doing more than most of the people posting - me included. Crispin ... I don't like the School Board, but he's not sitting at home hiding behind a computer criticizing others. Quinton, why are we concerned he speaks proper English. Why the hell you gotta be "actin white" to get an education? Isn't that what we tell our children to do - of every race. He probably worked his ass off to get where he is. People pleaser? I hope that wasn't a friend that called him that. If it was, he needs new friends! A friend would say that to his face. As far as the rest of you, if I was him, I'd tell ya'll to stick yo' head in a toilet, drown and die - but I'm not educated. By the way brain surgeons - you can work in one state and live in another. A map will show you that Kansas and Missouri actually touch - so, it's possible to work in Kansas and live in Missouri! Dumb asses! Now, Dee, like her or not - oh, excuse me - we don't even know that woman - how you talk about someone you don't even know? "bitchy black queen" oh and "fat" ... where is she fat? And hasn't she been around a while - going to work EVERYDAY, raising a family and living in this district, I would have moved away from years ago. Let's criticize them for not having any plans to improve the 3rd district. Has anyone even asked them where they stand on anything relevant to this district or this city? You know I don't know this Tony either, but Dude, if there's anyway to keep uneducated,racist, dick less people off of your blog - block 'em Tony, block 'em.

Anonymous said...

I just wanted to know what these candidates are going to do about our hipster infestation. Especially in Westport.


If you do not know what a hipster is, here is an excellent example of a gathering of them. FWD to the first minute or two. It starts out slow, but you will see...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY


Taken from:

http://gawker.com/vaginal-knitting-is-the-new-thing-in-activist-perform-1472674648/all

Chuck Klosterman, music critic said...

After hearing Pussy Riot's music, I am convinced that the Cossacks stopped the beatings far too early.

Anonymous said...

What do Crispin's balls taste like, Tony? Mild or spicy?

Because, Christ on a stick.

Anonymous said...

11:02 Hahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Probably get more done if the royals fountain lady ran for office.

Anonymous said...

It is upsetting to watch an inexperienced person who has never held a paying job in his/her life run for a political position as important as City Council. Crispin is a student. And he thinks he is the best qualified for City Council? He has not even graduated from law school yet, and maybe he won't. But he is audacious enough to believe he should write laws? This is a joke, but not a very funny one.

Anonymous said...

more stupid thieving niggers. CK will always be a shithole cowtown.

Anonymous said...

Why aren't they running for 3rd District City Council position? They're all just going to let jermaine reed back another term? Blacks are the dumbest thing on this earth... right up there with the inbred.

Anonymous said...

Oprah FTW!

Another Midtown Mom said...

I'd vote for Oprah. LOL!

P Bear said...

That is a Who's Who list of Nigger Grifter Hall of Fame. What the fuck is wrong with you KC morons ? Those clowns should be locked up for looking like thieves just for a start.

Anonymous said...

So much for Diversity

P Bear said...

Dicks like 11:02 want to block everyone they don't agree with. Perfect. Throw away the Constitution like we are well on the way to doing, since we elected a totally worthless, community organizer (Alonzo, Jermaine) as President. I voted for Obama, twice. I made the biggest fucking mistake of my life. Two of them, voting for that worthless fucking nigger. He has done more to destroy the Constitution than the last 25 Presidents combined. So 11:02, fuck you dead up your black mother fucking ass. Cocksucker.

Anonymous said...

Where's the "bulk mail" guy?

Anonymous said...

If the polar bear is a rayciss who tells the uncomfortable truth I think we need a Racial Apologist Penguin...

Anonymous said...

What do any of these people think about unsolicited bulk email!!!

Anonymous said...

You got enough niggers there to make a Tarzan movie.

Anonymous said...

Terry Riley will decide this election.

Anonymous said...

5:54 You read my long ass post- didn't you. Lol

Anonymous said...

The city is a one billion dollar a year enterprise. I think that any joe schmoe nail tech, student, retired old person can handle that. It's just like running a bingo game. Only it's a billion dollars. You can learn on the job. What could go wrong? You people worry way too much.

Anonymous said...

The idea that Rea is a frontrunner is a complete joke.

CLAIM: "Former Top Cop Support"
REALITY: These folks have no power and no juice. Ask what the FOP and Local 42 think; doubt they'll be with Rea given KCPS's antiunion record.

CLAIM: "The elite KC lawyers have endorsed..."
REALITY: Three attorneys have endorsed Rea; but their firms and their law partners haven't. Watch where those people go. Hmmm...maybe to the dude who's PRACTICED LAW?

Anonymous said...

Tony, bet you $1,000 that Quinton Lucas will kick your candidate's ass. Are we on?

Casey said...

Isn't it obvious that Tony's candidate is Karmello. The best write-up was on her.

But I don't think her chances are good.