Wednesday, February 26, 2014

TKC BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY 3RD DISTRICT ELECTION COMPETITION ALREADY!!! REV. STEVE "FLASH" GORDON CRITIQUES CRISPIN REA!!!



We were first introduced to Kansas City 3rd District At-Large Council Candidate Steve Gordon when we reported that his campaign would focus on controlling violent teen flash mobs on the Country Club Plaza.

By the way, here's a much nicer look at Rev. Gordon:



And now . . .

REV. "FLASH" GORDON IS NOW CALLING OUT THE PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE OF CRISPIN REA!!!



Here is the message we received . . .

"This is Stephan Gordon, proposed candidate for City Council 3rd District At-Large. I noted in your power ranking that you rank Crispin Rea as the most powerful candidate. I am curious as to how you came to that conclusion. Mr. Rea is a nice young man and he has never held a real job, nor is he proposing any solutions to the problems facing the City. I realize that he is a member of the school board, but possesses no other real job experience."

We're about a year out from the vote on this one but this missive confirms our contention that the 3rd District At-Large race is going to be one of Kansas City's most important and maybe the most contentious.

30 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Two idiots, one calling the other dumber than he is......priceless.


They got any of that injection juice from earlier this morning left over for these two?

the Polar Bear said...

...looks like he's right off the set of Planet of the Apes, Troost Trilogy.

Anonymous said...

God I hope this is an in district race and I hope the white boy wins. That would shut up those at large district opponents.

Anonymous said...

I did something large this morning and it smells like these two.

Anonymous said...

Rea's major claim to fame as the vice-chair of an unaccreditated school district was to approve a $34 million no-bid contract that was awarded to the same person who wrote the bid and then formed a new company to take the money. Real steely-eyed management and business acumen there!
Then when the whole thing was stopped by the media pointing out how questionable his judgment was, Rea promised that he would personally explain why the story was wrong.
Never happened.
Poor judgment, bad decisions with the public's money, not following through on public promises, no real world experience.
Quite a bumper sticker!

Anonymous said...

I'm a neighborhood member in the 3rd and I keep asking people about this Rev. but nobody knows him. Anybody know what church he is at? Also kinda confirms the whole "leading the race thing" if Gordon feels so insecure that he has to take the first shot. Somebody please tell me who this guy is and where he came from.

Anonymous said...

TKC nameless commenters are...

Battle of the Titans part II said...

Planet of the Apes vs the Breakfast Cereal...Crispin

Only in CK do you get this shit

Anonymous said...

The fine, nigger reverend should simply shut the fuck up! You're in office only because you're a nigger and you know it.

Anonymous said...

Gosh, people around here really are followers. You're still saying "CK"? Lol

Anonymous said...

This guys seems a bit goofy and hard to take serious. I really think Rea had him planted in this race!!!!!! Cover that Tony, that Rea planted this goofy guy in the race to make himself look better.

Anonymous said...

I'm there with ya on the whole plant thing. Is there any evidence he is being paid to get in the race and make a fool of himself? Whining to Tony about stuff? Expose that Crispin put him in the race.

Anonymous said...

CK

Anonymous said...

yes I said it CK CK CK

Anonymous said...

If the district lost it's accreditation under Rea's watch, why does he deserve a promotion? Other than the fact he is a mexican with gayface.

Anonymous said...

Gordan keeps preaching about business credntials in the comments here but he is a failed business owner. If Rea didn't put him in the race to make a baffoon of himself, he has to be thrilled that he is in this race.

Anonymous said...

Let's see. So far KCMO residents can be looking forward to electing either Rea, Garza Ruiz, Justus, Fiero, Gordon, and maybe having a chance to vote for some of the current crop who will be running for re-election.
And WHY are any of them running?
Have there been any issues at all that they feel motivate them?
Have there been any policy ideas that they've offered?
Only the names change.

Anonymous said...

2:26:14 Check the records. Gordon is a Frequent Loser of elections.

Anonymous said...

Rea should not be elected to be a dog catcher.

Anonymous said...

Rea is bad joke. He probably does not own a home or pays property taxes. He is for the streetcar. He is for the single terminal airport, that why Bill Skaggs is supporting him.

Anonymous said...

Welcome To The Inaugural Edition Of Whac-A-Mole Candidate. I'm Harry Balz, and I'll be tonight's moderator.

Today's Moles are Crispin Rea, Jr. and Rev. Stephan Gordon, announced candidates for KCMO City Council 3rd District.

Rev. Gordon won the coin toss and has chosen to go first.

Harry Balz: Rev. Gordon, in your press release announcing your candidacy, you focused entirely on the recent Plaza disturbances as your mission, why so?

Rev. Gordon: Praise the Lord for Harry Balz! Thanks for your invitation to participate here tonight. I focused on the Plaza ruckus because I have the answer to this problem. The Almighty has revealed to me, His humble servant, that we need to get these young people causing problems out of the Plaza and into the pews. Hallelujah! Can I get an Amen?

Harry Balz: Rev. Gordon, do you believe in corporal punishment?

Rev. Gordon: Harry, I don't care who dishes out the discipline, it could be a general, a lieutenant, a sergeant, it doesn't matter who does it, it just needs to be done to get these young folks in line with the Lord's plan!

Harry Balz: WHAC-A-MOLE!! Ok....I think that's probably enough from you for now. Let's move on to Mr. Rea.

Mr. Rea, you're currently a law student and member of the unaccredited KCPS Board, why run for City Council before you have any real-world work experience?

Crispin Rea: Thank you for this invitation, and I would like to think that after tonight's discussion, Harry Balz may open us to new possibilities as we brush aside the old wood hanging over our heads.
As for my candidacy, I seek to partner with all 3rd District stakeholders to realize an all-inclusive neighborhood whereby LGBTQIA individuals are henceforth provided with equal rights and opportunities.

Harry Balz: And what is your position on the recent Michael Sam controversy?

Crispin Rea: My position is that of a firm bottom. I have examined the legal facts of the case, set the briefs aside, and allowed myself to go into receivership of his considerable load.

Harry Balz: WHAC-A-MOLE!!! And that's enough from you as well.

Ladies and gentleman, at this time I am ruling both of these candidates to be unfit for office, and am appealing to all interested residents of the 3rd District to please...PLEASE...come forward at this time to provide an alternative to these two WHACS.

This concludes tonight's presentation, and remember, he may be salty at times, but Harry Balz always comes through in her end.

Miss Sweetie Pie said...

!
Mr. Tony,
Well Well Well... Why in the world is the 3rd district left without real candidates?
Crispin Rea is still wet behind the ears.
He was like a little boy when he was in the employ of Gloria Squitiro. That crazy lady got Crispin to REALLY GET ON THE FLOOR AND BEG LIKE A DOG FOR freebie SPRINT CENTER TICKETS. That young fool embarrassed himself. He did nothing regarding Frances Semler, he told lies regarding the EEOC lawsuit.
Damn fool now wants to be 1 of 13 votes for real issues on City Council? He doesn't have the backbone nor the background to be considered a viable councilmember. Just who is pushing him? They want to buy a vote on council.
As for The Rev. Gordon... who?
Dear Lord.. NEXT!!

Anonymous said...

Anon TKC commenters rag on people they will never be important enough to meet in real life! As for 1:06, I stopped after something about Gordon in the first paragraph. I found the post very uninteresting. Got bored with it very early on. How long did that take you to draft???

Anonymous said...

Is this the same Stephan Gordon who appears multiple times on Casenet legal listings????

Anonymous said...

Do you have any pictures of his necked daughter to post? Would you like some?

Anonymous said...

How does this Reverend Gordon feel about sending unsolicited text messages of his black snake? And does he have any friends who know how to keep $15k worth of quiet?

Anonymous said...

What about Derron Black? I thought he was the next coming of spirited black leadership in the 3rd?

the Polar Bear said...

Gloria Squitiro...isn't that Byron Nutjob's sister something ? What a collection of wing nuts. Better than the monkey enclosure here at the zoo.

Pootie Tang said...

Wherez all deez butt azz ugly, ape looking, nigger mo-fo's coming from?
Seemz dat dey allz bez running for sumptn city related. Next dat kook kook fromz West Virgina beez running for Mayor. Dat boy bez crazy as a dingz bat. Flint sayz he sheeps shags tooz. He beez known in da hood as da snitch.

theEditor said...

2:24 PM Real candidates are intimidated, stalked and harassed. The confused voters in the 3rd District are cannibals. I read a post on facebook where the Black community had all but abandoned their children and left them to fend for themselves. Anybody in the 3rd District left with an ounce of hope of change has already moved out of the 3rd District. They know well that there is no future there.... just hangers-on. It's tragic.